Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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On one hand I’m happy for him, on the other I feel like I’m close to despising him because he got everything I wanted desperately. I got shunned and all but disowned and he’s over here getting everything he wants and not batting an eye at it. In fact, he gets furious if he doesn’t get every single little thing he wants and does not appreciate how easy he’s gotten it.

Older sibling resentful that the younger ones had it easier. Girl annoyed that another copies her super spesh unique thing that made her not like the other girls. Sad, many such cases.

They're kind of reminding me of those Vietnam veterans who beat their boomer kids for getting a much better life than they did.

Eh, Vietnam vets are boomers. Their kids are Gen X. Yet again Gen X is erased by boomers and millennials. It’s cool, we’re too burnt out to care.
 
The thing is, most FtMs who pass as male pass as "man who has something really weird about him, maybe a hormonal issue." Most people who meet them and take them for male are going to be subconsciously thinking "this guy is probably gay, and he looks a bit off, probably has some unfortunate condition that I shouldn't ask about." They are never going to blend in among the guys. It's a hell of a way to go through life.
20ish years ago there was this person on my bus route who in retrospect I am 99% sure was a pooner. At the time, the joke with my friends was that this was a magical being that was somehow both a butch lesbian and a fem gay guy. Because we truly could not figure out wtf she was or was trying to be, just that nothing added up or made sense when you looked at her. She was around 5'2 (very optimistic estimate), buzzcut, men's clothing that fit her about like Dopey the Dwarf, constant mean mug sneer, bad acne. Never grew a beard or mustache but seemed like she might have had the faintest stubble.

Back then I'm sure she got sirred all the time. But I'm also sure she probably had pedophiles trying to pick her up from the bus stop.
 
Eh, Vietnam vets are boomers. Their kids are Gen X. Yet again Gen X is erased by boomers and millennials. It’s cool, we’re too burnt out to care.
See, there's the REAL genocide that's happening in this country. You never see the news or social media talk about "Gen X Erasure". Maybe we should identify as Boomers or Millennials, we could be the first transgenerationals? At least it doesn't involve surgery or hormones.
 
Eh, Vietnam vets are boomers. Their kids are Gen X. Yet again Gen X is erased by boomers and millennials. It’s cool, we’re too burnt out to care.
Even the oldest boomers were only nine when the war started. Baby boomers taking credit for everything.
TIL both my father and grandfather are considered boomers. I swear the age gaps for generations are smaller now.
 
Even the oldest boomers were only nine when the war started. Baby boomers taking credit for everything.
TIL both my father and grandfather are considered boomers. I swear the age gaps for generations are smaller now.
The really hot part of the war didn't start until 1965, the great majority of people who died were boomers.

The Baby Boom generation is usually calculated as being 19 years long, all of the generations since (X, Y, & Z) are 16 years long. According to Wikipedo, the Greatest Generation ran from 1901 until 1927, which makes no sense at all.
 
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Elective surgery double whammy.
And I'm sure implants under 18 requires parental approval. Right? :roll:
"now I'm stuck with these big ass gel implants"

Maybe we could just take the implants out if you don't find them fashionable anymore?

"five years later I know that it was dysphoria the whole time ... I'm intent on getting top surgery in the future"

Oh, I see. My mistake, I confused you for a person looking for rational solutions.
 
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The thing is, most FtMs who pass as male pass as "man who has something really weird about him, maybe a hormonal issue." Most people who meet them and take them for male are going to be subconsciously thinking "this guy is probably gay, and he looks a bit off, probably has some unfortunate condition that I shouldn't ask about." They are never going to blend in among the guys. It's a hell of a way to go through life.

I remember one of the TIFs I used to track to see how long they would keep up the trans thing and one of them was Nick Camyrn. Standing at a skyscraping 5'10" . if I didn't know she was trans, I might have thought that she passed. She reminds me of Five's actor from Umbrella Academy. Her eyebrows, voice and Adam's apple will fool most, but KF has refined my clocking skills to a terrifying degree. I can identify sexual dimorphic differences that I didn't even think existed. Did you know that men and women have differently shaped teeth? Women's tend to be broader and more square (especially the front two) while men's are more narrow and rectangular.
She almost passes in this video. Almost. But her small hands and smaller than usual frame give her away. And her skull on her shoulders would be disproportionately small on a male.

(this tiktok won't show but it's of her and some other girl singing)

Her voice is very clear and lacks typical frogginess, but that's because she has a long history in singing and vocal training. Take this with a grain of salt because either the video got deleted or it's in one of the videos on her channel, but her mom was very supportive of her daughter transitioning and it seemed like she would prefer to have a "straight" "son" over a lesbian daughter.

archive of tiktok page
archive of youtube channel
archive of her and some other TIFs in a channel together
archive of her coming out video on TIFs channel
archive of "famous birthdays"
 
She almost passes in this video. Almost. But her small hands and smaller than usual frame give her away. And her skull on her shoulders would be disproportionately small on a male.
If I didn't know I probably wouldn't have thought anything honestly because of the Adam's apple and deep voice. Why is it so common for TIFs to have this pattern of facial hair, with the very thin pencil moustache and chin fuzz? It just honestly always stood out to me and I was curious if anyone else thinks it seems overrepresented in TIFs or if it is just my perception. If it is an external phenomenon, I wonder if it has to do with the age of hormone introduction or something like that?
 
Thats because, if you look at the twitter account, this is a different variety of troon than the garden variety libtroon. This one is of the edgy self-depracating "4tran" variety. A lot of times they get into fights with the libtroons and it can be pretty funny to watch the two clash. A lot of times 4chan trannies will say the quiet part out loud about AGP in a way other trannies don't like, leading libtroons to call them "internally transmisogynist."
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And I'm sure implants under 18 requires parental approval. Right? :roll:
Troons are always going "You want to ban gender affirming care for minors but you love it when sixteen year old girls get breast implants" like it's some devastating argument. Are you kidding, I would absolutely ban them both :lit:
 
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She looks like a 30 year old lesbian
Hmm... I'm gonna be generous and say that if she got into working out her shoulders and stopped slouching, it would do her really well in terms of passing. Her facial proportions are pretty androgynous here so she lucked out (especially with the lips and full eyebrows).

But actually what immediately struck me "that's a woman" isn't so much the body proportions but the haircut. That sort of haircut is distinctly tapered and faded on a man on the shaved parts, and you'd be able to see the length differences even when it grows out. The only people who I have seen whose shaven part of the haircut is levelled are women, or people (pooners, I mean pooners) who go to salons to get male haircut but their salon presumed they're serving a woman. It's why passing requires being studious because you need to know and perfect the smallest details of the other sex (see also: TiFs who don't understand that men's pants do not go up to their waist).

So - advice for pooners out there - just go to a proper barber. And no, the salon lady that you usually visit will not understand that you  really need a tapered fade.

We all know that skull shapes are usually a dead giveaway for many troons (think: faggotron with a nasty sloped forehead in makeup). But if you know how your skull affects the shape of your haircut, you can get a hairstyle to work in your favour by taking the shape of your skull in mind.

In fact, you don't have to be a tranny to take this advice - and maybe you can even consider this in mind the next time you get a haircut. I went to a different hairdresser at one point in time to try something new. The woman who served me proceeded to give me a heads-up (lol) and went to methodically press her palm against my skull in various places.

My first thought was that it was a head massage because it genuinely felt good, and the salon advertised to be one of those "walk out feeling like a new person" concepts, but it was actually a byproduct. When she was done, she explained that she did it to know how to shape the haircut I wanted appropriately - eyeballing without measuring works too, but it would be difficult if you weren't actually bald to begin with/had a ton of hair. For example, if your skull is flat at the back, a layered haircut would need to be longer to account for the shape and give it a fuller look.

When I explain it obviously it makes a lot of sense and a no-brainer, but how many hairdresses in your life ever made a point to actually consider the shape of your skull? I thought it was one of those sales tricks at first because duh, but is it  really important? That is until I got the haircut and immediately saw the difference it made. I'm inclined to believe her as she sent me home with a couple products and immediately resolved a hair/scalp problem overnight that I've tried to deal with for years.

Obviously getting the most optimised haircut for your skull shape won't fix a tranny's bulging browbone and a hairline fast receding, but take it as a fun fact if anything.

Anyways, that's that. Gimme my puzzle pieces.

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On one hand I’m happy for him, on the other I feel like I’m close to despising him because he got everything I wanted desperately. I got shunned and all but disowned and he’s over here getting everything he wants and not batting an eye at it. In fact, he gets furious if he doesn’t get every single little thing he wants and does not appreciate how easy he’s gotten it.

I’ve come to terms with a lot of it, but I fear since he’s starting so early that he’s going to grow taller than me and look more cis. I’m not particularly short, average male height, but fuck… I don’t want to hate him but god I just… it’s tough lol. It’s like seeing everything I would’ve killed for as a child, everything I almost kms over just being handed to him so easily and him just expecting it? No appreciation, just expecting it and throwing tantrums.
Comparing your differences in appearance to another person to the point of jealousy and hatred is literally the most female thing ever. Forget your little sister and how she'll pass better than you, work on your behaviour because no amount of T will masculinize it :story: Maybe your parents gave you such a hard time on taking you seriously because all you do is bitch and whine. You know, like a woman. That's what we do best.
 
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"five years later I know that it was dysphoria the whole time ... I'm intent on getting top surgery in the future"

Oh, I see. My mistake, I confused you for a person looking for rational solutions.
This girl is exactly like a detransitioner, except backwards. Breast implants first, then remove everything. Why would you try for self-reflection or personal grown unrelated to appearance, when you can just pay money to a surgeon and have everything magically fixed?

They should probably save the implants for when she changes her mind again.
 
If I didn't know I probably wouldn't have thought anything honestly because of the Adam's apple and deep voice. Why is it so common for TIFs to have this pattern of facial hair, with the very thin pencil moustache and chin fuzz? It just honestly always stood out to me and I was curious if anyone else thinks it seems overrepresented in TIFs or if it is just my perception. If it is an external phenomenon, I wonder if it has to do with the age of hormone introduction or something like that?
For a lot of them that's literally all they can grow, and I've noticed that they tend to keep gross facial hair (particularly neckbeards) that more normal, self-aware males would shave off rather than be seen in public like that. They probably think it disguises their baby faces too, but it works about as well as a Groucho Marx-style fake glasses and mustache disguise.
 
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Why would a guy have midol? And more importantly, what adult asks a stranger for OTC medicine instead of just buying their own? I think she was asking for drug drugs. She sounds like a mess top to bottom.
I mean... asking a complete stranger, a guard no less, doesn't sound any less strange for hard drugs either. Lets face it, pooners are irrational and it could legit go either way.
 
Troons are always going "You want to ban gender affirming care for minors but you love it when sixteen year old girls get breast implants" like it's some devastating argument. Are you kidding, I would absolutely ban them both :lit:
They seem to think that nobody could have legitimate concerns about teenagers irreversibly altering their bodies at a time when they don’t grok what “forever” means. No no, it must be because we’re all mean poopy-heads who skipped our teen years altogether.
 
Why would a guy have midol? And more importantly, what adult asks a stranger for OTC medicine instead of just buying their own? I think she was asking for drug drugs. She sounds like a mess top to bottom.
she's also a furry. In fact, her entire post history on reddit just screams red flags and a lack of care from her social circles and family.
 
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