Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Die Oberste Direktive]

Thinks it's a win but it's not ...

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/16qmccm/omg/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/KeP7p

Elderly people are either super sharp witted still and on point with the correct gender or too blind or demented to notice so I'm going with option two on this.

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

What a fucking disturbed freak. I feel sorry for the younger brother, hope his tranny sister doesn't murder him and steal his skin.

As a twentysomething bloke, I used to pity pooners instead of outright mocking them. Most of them seemed to be pretty harmless and often disadvantaged, vulnerable young girls who struggled in life. But in light of recent events this year involving a deranged school shooter, a nonce, and the growing amount of entitled FtM sex pests has really changed my outlook. The more I read about their thought processes, I feel a mixture of disgust and horror. Of course, MtFs being mostly entitled, deviant pervs is unsurprising and they will always pose far more of a danger than FtMs ever will. However, schizoposts like this and the very disturbing vision many mentally disturbed pooners have of manhood really have challenged my perceptions that FtMs are mostly harmless.

To harbour hatred towards someone simply because of genetic characteristics they cannot control is incredibly judgemental and unfair. Her brother can't choose his genes. Having biological advantages of height and strength simply because he's a male isn't his fault. It's as much as of a choice as choosing what colour your eyes are. If this reddit poster was an actual male or even a non FTM female, the redditors would mockingly call them an incel or "crazy bitch" and advise seeking professional help.

Jealousy can be an irrational, nasty emotion if left unchecked.

 

[Garnet123]

I'm a fucking idiot for not buying Axon stock immediately after the Gentle Giant was put down. Spic says she's a pooner and goes topless at pool, get's arrested.

OMG add a godawful wig and you've got a glimpse at Pixyteri's future.

 

[ThicClaw]

Trooner's wife is grossed out and disgusted by her husband trooning out. It's TEARING HIM APART

So was just gonna troon out and let the wife just accept it over time without telling her.
Also the "What's worse is how I'M feeling about this..." you know, not your wife who is finding out you're just going ahead with disforming yourself without her knowledge. That divorce is inbound, lay in the bed you made.

It never occurs to these types that it is entirely possible to be friends with someone who has different politics. Because you don't need to bring your politics into your friendship.

"...nothing more." as if to clarify to the rest of the cult so they don't get beheaded.

 

[gamerweeb1]

Think about how little self-awareness it must take to talk about “euphoria boners” while denying you have a perverse sexual fetish.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[PetiteFeet]

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motherfucker doesn't know what women and gay men put themselves through on regular grooming regimens..

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

motherfucker doesn't know what women and gay men put themselves through on regular grooming regimens..

 

[Positron]

Checked out U/twngz in the hopes of finding a photo of them. No photo, but pretty interesting history.

Seems to live in the UK, is 19 & started hormones at 18. Uses genderGP for meds. Had a blood clot scare & Reddit told him it was probably the heat & fluid retention. Has an ED.

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Spironolactone is a diuretic (or "water tablet" in that troon's words); why does that troon think it -- or heat -- causes water retention is beyond me. Must be one of those Advanced Biology stuff.

 

[LimeRikki]

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Uhhhhh A lot of these tips are not very well thought through.

A trans woman offering to fix the outfit and make up of a woman is both funny and terrifying for a number for different reasons.

It's just gonna end badly no matter how it goes down.

 

[Geranium]

Hello friends, I also posted this in the "thread requests" thread to canvas people's opinion, but would like to pick your brains too. Basically do think tranny glow-ups are funny enough for their own thread, or should they be rolled into here or the sideshows thread?

Hello friends, I've been considering making a "Tranny glow-ups" thread, consisting entirely of the delusional before-after comparisons that troons post of themselves on Twitter. eg (2019 v 2023):
[pics below]

But I'm not sure if this is too close to general "tranny sideshows on social media" and "troons posting their Ls", which already have threads.

What do you think?

I should stress that this isn't the funniest glow-up but just one I grabbed in 5 seconds from Twitter.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

I'd say before and after pics fits right in with trannies posting their Ls.

Put 'em here in one convenient place along with the Reddit posts, Tweets, etc,

 

[PetiteFeet]

Spironolactone is a diuretic (or "water tablet" in that troon's words); why does that troon think it -- or heat -- causes water retention is beyond me. Must be one of those Advanced Biology stuff.

sounds like True and Honest Trans Science stuff to me.

 

[UncleTusky]

Thread tax:


(twitter) (archive)
Even has the guts/self awareness to point out how "But the regret rate is low" doesn't help people who do regret it:

(twitter)(archive)

Still hard to feel bad for him though, "don't chop your balls off" is common sense.

 

[Shig O'nella]

I'd say before and after pics fits right in with trannies posting their Ls.

Put 'em here in one convenient place along with the Reddit posts, Tweets, etc,

Agreed. They're frequently funny (sometimes sad) but I don't think they really need a whole thread to themselves.

If one of the Ls or sideshows does enough for their own thread, that's fine, but troons are already self important little shits - let's not magnify that.

 

[Procrastinhater]

holy shit there's creatures that'll spit acid on us and drag us into vents."

That second clip holy shit I forgot how fucking tense ALIENS gets at the end after it all goes to shit.
Its a totally different vibe to Alien but hammers home how fucking scary those things are even if you're armed to the teeth and ready to fight.

Also a great example of how to do great female characters who can be tough while still being recognizably female.
If they made it now they'd probably make Vasquez a Pooner and miss the whole point of the character, although a shrieking Pooner being chased by Xenos is a darkly comic image.

 

[Geranium]

The consensus is to post the tranny glow-ups here, so here's your first batch. These tend to circulate like chain letters, periodically changing title and emphasis, but to start:

Baby trans / me now, pt 1​

Twitter search for the curious.

Names above each pair of images are their Twitter username at the time I saved them. And I do want to stress that each pair of images is a pair chosen by the troon in question!

_anniejump


about4otters


AgenderVoid


AlfisAwesome


AmalgaMaid

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Checked out U/twngz in the hopes of finding a photo of them. No photo, but pretty interesting history.

Seems to live in the UK, is 19 & started hormones at 18. Uses genderGP for meds. Had a blood clot scare & Reddit told him it was probably the heat & fluid retention. Has an ED.

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Kid needs better support than whatever he is getting.

And mom needs to “cut down that internet” right now. He’s home bound and guaranteed online 24/7, young, clearly impressionable, and a basket case.

 

[Autistic Orson Welles]

What makes this worse is that if the school "outed" him to his parents, that means he was seen on a daily basis as a guy—he wasn't wearing dresses out the door or back into the house, not wearing makeup, not trying to put on a eunuch voice, etc. In other words, he was just a teenage guy walking repeatedly through the girls restroom. How horrifying that kids are being raised to think this is acceptable.

This honestly terrifies me about having kids. You can have a nice tradcon Christian wife, a good home, and healthy children--but your son might still get Discord groomed into being a coomer troon sex pervert who posts deranged shit like this. There is truly no immunization against it. This is why men become libertarians and import Asian wives.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

What's with the black lipstick? Is that supposed to be sexy and feminine?

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Tax:

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