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[Georgio Cocklord]

Heckin' valid dude bro king is having a normal day:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/16kttb7/my_new_source_of_dysphoria_the_roman_empire/
The replies are full of pooners malding, coping and sneeding:

"You think about the Roman Empire a lot? You must be a fascist."


They are just weird white dudes idolizing WW2, unlike me, the enlightened intellectual, who only thinks about such problematic things when forced.


No pithy commentary, the retardation speaks for itself.


As a man myself, I found this trend interesting because I realized just how much I think about the Roman Empire, which led me on an introspective journey to figure out why. Here are the incoherent ramblings of a moron with too much free time:

- Men have a natural inclination to improve or fix things. The Roman Empire's glory was so great its worthy to be imitated and its fall to be learned from. Not to mention the obvious parallels with modern-day USA.

- Conquest. The pooner actually almost had it. There's appeal in the idea of conquering entire regions because of the unique challenges it poses. Not just in terms of battle strategy, but supply lines and governance. Enacting one's will and influencing an entire nation, be it by word or sword is greatly appealing. If you're a eurofag(like yours truly) there's good chance your homeland was once a province of the Roman Empire.

- Making history. Probably the most prevalent one. While this point is more general, it is still relevant to the Roman Empire. Men want to leave a mark. We want to be remembered long after our deaths. History is full of lunatics who did all kinds of unthinkable bullshit they are still fondly remembered for and we can't help but admire them for it. When Caesar got abducted by pirates, he told his captors to ask for a higher ransom, then hunted all of them down once he was freed. Hell, Caesar's name became synonymous with 'emperor' in multiple languages. Hannibal crossed the Alps with bloody elephants during the Second Punic War. Hernan Cortez sailed to the New World with 500 men on 11 ships and toppled the Aztec Empire.

All in all, this silly little trend provides interesting insight into how men think and highlights little differences between the genders. Not to mention the dismay pooners feel when they fail to relate to men is hilarious.

Social media psyops by retarded tradcons are a source of dysphoria now. Almost like its manufactured. Not shaming people who are into roman shit but kinda gay bro, there are better role models than shitty rome.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I actually studied the Roman Empire (in college, not just online). Let's see in Wikipedia has the story I'm remembering. ... Yup.

I think its notable that even contemporary Romans considered Sporus an abomination and insult to the Gods, and Nero a gross degenerate faggot, one of the most reviled Emperors (and they had a lot of bad ones to choose from) after perhaps only Calligula.

Julius, while never technically becoming Emperor, was always held alongside Octavian Augustus as the very ideal of what Imperator should be. Julius Caesars life was one of the most remarkable of any man who ever lived, not surprising men to this day look up to and admire the Caesar.
I also always remember the story of Caesar weeping before a statue of Alexander the Great, lamenting that Alexander had conquered most of the known world at the time and died by the age of 33, when Caesar at the time was already older and believed he would never equal Alexanders accomplishments and renown, not knowing that the near future would elevate him so high.

The thought of self conscious Pooners berating their manly dood bro selves and finding something so farcically bizarre to pile on their giant mound of self doubt is just comically ridiculous to me.
YWNBI

You Will Never Be Imperator.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

The replies are full of pooners malding, coping and sneeding:

Militia est vita, hominis super terram

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Well Well Well I've studies both Roman and WW2 history extensively in my life Hell I can name my top 10 Roman/Byzantine Emperors Augustus, Trajan, Hadrian (A Fag so I'm inclusive), Vespasian, Marcus Aurelius, Constantine I, Caligula (For the lols), Aurelian, Justinian I, & Basil II the Bulgar Slayer (That's a fucking awesome name).

I must be a fascist.

As for the pooner who got called it. I believe it kids and animals are based and don't play that gender bullshit they see a freak they know it. As for the church thing they probably had nice clothes on vs the pooner who probably had ratty jeans or sweat pants on with some grungy old shirt.

 

[Sebastian Bacchanalia]

The thought of self conscious Pooners berating their manly dood bro selves and finding something so farcically bizarre to pile on their giant mound of self doubt is just comically ridiculous to me.

Their fragrant mounds are exceedingly large, and the T makes them convex and swollen.

 

[Geranium]

I think its notable that even contemporary Romans considered Sporus an abomination and insult to the Gods, and Nero a gross degenerate faggot, one of the most reviled Emperors (and they had a lot of bad ones to choose from) after perhaps only Calligula.

Troons also love Elagabalus, which I think is telling.

Elagabalus was more Joffrey from Game of Thrones than Stan from Life of Brian.

 

[cerulean hydra]

I don't know much about roman history, but I do think of Rome in the context of "this is why keeping accurate records is important."

I don't actually know how much truth there is to "Christians destroyed a lot of latin texts after 'translating' them," but considering how little we really know about something that didn't even happen very long ago, it's scary how much of it has been washed away. That probably explains why troons think it's literally fascism, though, since they also seek to wash away the truth.

 

[The Ugly One]

I don't actually know how much truth there is to "Christians destroyed a lot of latin texts after 'translating' them,"

Most of those texts were on papyrus, which is highly perishable. After the Arabs conquered Egypt, Europe's supply of papyrus was cut off, and so whatever monks and other scribes couldn't copy onto vellum decayed into nothing.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

This story makes me want to have kids tbh.

Kids are brutal lol. They’ll point out all your flaws, and others. I don’t know when this stops, my 9yo still does it. But you really cannot fool them.

Some of my favourites;
Why is she so fat? She’s like… really really fat.
Why are they black?
Why doesn’t he have a leg?
Why does he walk like that?
Your bum is really big. You’d never fit in my clothes, but I can wear all of yours.
He looks like daddy pig.
Why are they wearing really short skirts? I can see their butts.

It’s both liberating and embarrassing. And makes you hate yourself.

Husband likes gladiator and romany stuff too. I thought it was because of the fighting. Either that or he really enjoys seeing buff naked men. He likes the vikings too. Man brain loves swords and violence and pillaging??

He says he probably thinks about the Romans once a week lmao. But said it could be for many reasons, like roads, or slavery.

 

[RMQualtrough]

K, so I’ve noticed a lot of you faggots react to those pooner memes like Nazi grass to the Führers rain, so here ya go!

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Men can be feminine too like I am, but being a femining man doesn't give you special status and social groups.

 

[Jacques1194]

Heckin' valid dude bro king is having a normal day:

You know there are days where i think about the Roman Empire and days where i dont.I guess to trannies i might be genderfluid.

 

[AfghanBlue]

“I’m not a real man because I don’t think about the Roman Empire very often ” has to be my all time favourite pooner moment. It has everything: the obsession with what other people think, the complete absence of a sense of humour, the need to conform to entirely arbitrary standards. But then if they had a normal response to these things then they wouldn’t have transitioned in the first place. Never change my manly short kang dood bros.


Yeah, and there’s a moral element to this as well. Everyone at some level wants to “do the right thing” (what that “right thing” is will depend on your beliefs) and the group they are associated with has made clear that unconditional support for the demands of trans-identified people is the “right thing” to do, and those opposing these demands is therefore evil. It’s like it sets up a short-circuit in their brains.

They might have time to think about the roman empire or history in general if they didn't spend literally every waking moment thing about gender.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

I actually identify as Julius Caesar, I'm going in next week to have my stab wounds surgically constructed.
Incision Boner!

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Emperors Augustus, Trajan, Hadrian (A Fag so I'm inclusive), Vespasian, Marcus Aurelius, Constantine I, Caligula (For the lols), Aurelian, Justinian I, & Basil II the Bulgar Slayer (That's a fucking awesome name

ohhhhffff Augustus, Trajan and Aurelian. how predictable. Augustus was nothing without Agrippa!!

joking, they're the greats for a reason.

Caligula had cruise ships with running water and mosaics and shit, so i consider him a valid choice.

justinian II was very amusing but I guess I is cool too.

i'm a woman but by this metric somehow more manly than these pooners cos i'm well interested in the romans. not gonna troon out or have an identity crisis about it. this may be one of my favourite Ls though for its pure ridiculousness.

re the loss of Roman texts, in adddition to what was mentioned above, a lot were scratched out so that the parchment could be re used for Christian writings. we have techniques now where we can recover the original texts but i don't know how good they are.

people talk about the fact that our data may not be readable to future archaelogists. given how much is troons and similarly deranged people, i'm kinda glad our file formats and hard drive lifespans can hopefully save them the pain of seeing what a mess we were in at this point in history. glad they'e in their online hugboxes and aren't carving our embarassment into stone.

 

[PetiteFeet]

In case anyone wondered whether u/Chemical-Cat5865 actually passes, he posted this about a year ago:
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I mean, it's certainly an improvement.

 

[One-Eyed Willies Treasure]

Sorry this happened to you fren. My longtime friend is one of those too—we’ve had nearly identical conversations about children being encouraged to medically transition. For some reason, he either thinks it’s not actually happening, or it IS happening but it’s fine because children know who they are innately.

It’s incredibly dumb, but it’s easy to ignore because those sentiments ultimately come from a good place. Eventually I believe they’ll realize they aren’t the heroes they think they are, though.

gonna be retarded and pl slightly

Spoiler: Power Level sperging

Back in May, I ended a 2 year relationship partly due to discussions like this. She claimed she was nonbinary so I obvs went along with it for the sake of making shit easier. Anyhow, we got into one of these discussions one day and it went about as horribly as you'd expect. In fairness, I wasnt really that educated on the matter at this point. I just saw "giving chemicals to children that could potentially ruin their life" and I thought it wasnt okay. I had been hiding thesse TERF ideas in my head for quite some time at this point. I had to keep my mouth shut while her and her zoomer roommates would make jokes about how awful white men are and then immediately praise an mtf troon without a second thought. One day I say to her "aren't these trans women just white dudes in a dress and makeup? How am I any less valid just because I am comfortable with my birth given sex if these guys are basically me but more mentally ill?". Went over very poorly and it put even more strain on a relationship that was already starting to show cracks.

Alrighty lads. Bring on those scouter stickers!

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/hdRq3

Spoiler: Text

Everyone at my work thinks I’m a guy
submitted 4 hours ago * by JayBird003

I told them I’m a girl, they’ve seen my ID and my social security card. They don’t know what my deadname is and I’ve never even told them I’m trans. One of my co-workers is also a long time friend who I’ve been out to for years now (tho in his defense he’s a little slow to put it nicely).
I dress as fem as I can without being out of uniform and even have a pin that says “she/her” that I wear sometimes. During my last shift my co-worker referred to me as a guy the entire shift despite me correcting her and the fact that she asked me what my pronouns were on my first day. And don’t even get me started on the customers. If I had a dollar for every customer who misgendered me I would never have to work again
Eh whatever ig I’m just gonna no call no show today and use what little cash I have to check into the mental hospital tomorrow. Idk or maybe I’ll just ride my skateboard over to the parking garage downtown drop some acid and jump. Honestly idek why I’m writing this. I’ll either get ignored or told shit I’ve heard 100 times “oh it’s ok you can do this” “it’s not worth it there’s so much to live for” “what about your friends and family?” Well my mom told me to my face last year “I hate you!” And my dad’s ever liked me and I’m pretty certain my bf is cheating on me not that I really care anymore just so long as he doesn’t give me any STDs or leaves me I mean it’s not like I’m really a catch anyway and I have 2 real friends. 1 lives on the other side of the country and the other I barely see
I don’t want to be alive I want to be happy

Pictures of this hideous troon who does not pass no matter how he dresses and what pins he wears:

https://old.reddit.com/user/JayBird003/comments/1205zm8/photo_dump_of_me_plus_bonus_cat_pic_at_the_end/

Spoiler: Horrifying

 

[One-Eyed Willies Treasure]

it would help if he didn't wear Jeff Dahmer glasses

 

[Geranium]

Pictures of this hideous troon who does not pass no matter how he dresses and what pins he wears:

Holy shit Bill Lumbergh trooned out.

 

[One-Eyed Willies Treasure]

@Peaches the Wonder Cat I can't quote this yet for some reason, but this motherfucker definitely isn't making his life any easier by dropping acid and staring into a fuckin mirror.

Spoiler: text

I took acid for the first time since transitioning and… it was interesting…

Ok so I got ahold of some blue gel acid tabs straight from Phoenix and I took some with my boyfriend and my mom last night. Overall it was a pretty good night but I think it made me realize how bad my depression and dysphoria are.

Like I’ve been havin some pretty bad dysphoria these last few months and whenever I’d look in the mirror all I could see is the old me and just feel dysphoric. But last night when I looked in the mirror while tripping all I saw was an ugly crossdressing drug addict with a future career in homelessness. It was like looking at a completely different person I’d never met before. But I knew it was me and I hated it. I didn’t feel dysphoric though. Actually I didn’t really feel much of anythin at the time other than a feeling of sadness.

I also took notes periodically of what I feeling and experiencing last night and time stamped each one. All of them were happy except for the one right after I looked in the mirror in which I said I felt really anxious. And then the last two notes I took for the night before goin to bed for a few hours said: “1:04 I wish I was higher” and “1:09 I feel sad again”

I didn’t really give anything much thought last night and I don’t really remember everything obviously but now that I’m sober-ish and have had time to think and remember things last night really scared me. I’m at the lowest I’ve ever been and idk wtf to do. I’m stuck in a relationship with someone I desperately love but don’t want to be with but also can’t leave for reasons I’m not gonna get into. I’m stuck living with people that I hate almost as much as myself. And I finally got a job after months of searching and I already fucking hate it but it’s literally my only option at this point unless I wanna join the army but I’d sooner jump off one of the local parking garages than do that. Oh and to top it all off I’ve been off my HRT for a week but not like that mattered since my doctor was intentionally underdosing me.

And now I’m sittin here tryna distract myself with anythin and everythin while I contemplate where it all went wrong like I do every. single. day. It’s the same things over and over and over and over again. But hey at least I don’t work today ig…

Anybody who knows literally anything about acid should know not to do that shit, especially in a fragile mental state. Hell, doing any sort of psychedelics when you're not in an optimal state with your mental health can have dire consequences. Maybe this person is new to it, but he will end up throwing himself off a building if he keeps using shit like LSD so irresponsibly.

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