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[An empty shill]

u/nonbinaryphallo has posted a d00leys tier story. Enjoy
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Spoiler: Yaoi fiction

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This is the biggest bullshit story in the history of bullshit stories!
Not even in their beloved yoweewowy, does shit this happen!
Fucks sake you stoopid pooner, at least tell a believable story, Jesus!

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

we both have EDs but they are having complications in need of surgery next month.

It's probably the least "what the fuck" aspect of this story, but I can't be the only person who had to re-read this like four times before understanding that only one of the neophalluses involved broke down and is in the shop.

 

[Vulvalover1]

It's probably the least "what the fuck" aspect of this story, but I can't be the only person who had to re-read this like four times before understanding that only one of the neophalluses involved broke down and is in the shop.

Not for long love..
Quite hilarious to imagine their sexy time being punctuated with discussions of where they both are in the loooong story with their rot dog ‘journey’ (insert exulansic’s whiplash sound effect) (I’m also assuming we can add to the soundtrack with ‘ouch’ ‘ooof that’s sore’ and ‘ooooh not there’)
An utterly revolting part of their sexy story, if you read between the lines / break it down, is that they can actually only manage adolescent humping.
Which is perhaps a validating experience when you consider it - 13 yr old humping a pillow and cumming very quickly.. ewwwww..

 

[Piss Bear]

u/nonbinaryphallo has posted a d00leys tier story. Enjoy
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Holy fuck I can't stop laughing. Not only is this the unsexiest and most awkward sounding "sex" story I've ever had but she refers to her partner as "they/them" the entire time which just makes it all the more disgusting, because with those pronouns I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to be picturing. A corpse? The story makes it sound like she orgasmed like 50 times just from dry humping this they/them and molesting them while they have absolutely no reaction whatsoever; it might as well be a story about fucking a sex doll. But no it's even worse, it's two smelly pooners rubbing their bodies together and touching each other's numb rot dogs and imagining that they are having gay sex.

Kudos to this pooner for writing the funniest, least sexy "sex" story I've ever read, that's a fucking achievement right there

 

[batteredpancakes]

Okay so update on u/nonbinaryphallo's sex story. She got some pushback on the story. Nothing major, just people saying it wasn't really appropriate for r/phallo and some claiming it sounded a bit fictitious.
And how did she respond?

Spoiler: Over reaction

account deleted.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I love terrible sex stories told by people who have never actually had it.

 

[WitchyBitchy]

I was ravenous for their body n we probably spent like an hour with me talking dirty in their ear about how beautiful they are, how fuckable they are, how sexy their body is, how I want to fuck them at every given moment of every day like this, how much I love them, etc etc. I needed their body so bad after several weeks in my own medical chastity & masturbation just not doing enough for me.

A real man just rolls over and falls asleep after.

The mental image of the “they/them” girlfriend just laying there silently, trying to go to sleep, and then feeling the cold rotdog rubbing between her gorilla asscheeks makes me laugh.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

big dick (6" x 5")

Never have I ever seen someone describe their dick size like they're giving the dimensions of a photo they want printed at the copy center.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

however last night as we were laying in bed getting ready to sleep, I was spooning them n got super horny. I started humping their ass, grinding my soft cock on their butt & grabbing their body to pull them closer to me.

I orgasmed a few times just from this alone but I wanted more.... so I let my dick out feom my shorts, got hard and slid their underwear down under their butt like a jock strap and positioned my erect dick between their hairy ass cheeks & the underwear. I kept thrusting into them feeling their body around my dick as the underwear held me in place.

I couldn't stop grabbing their hips or putting my arm around their stomach n shoulders or choking them from behind. I was desperate to get my dick as deep inside them as I could. I was the hot young stud (27) with a big dick (6" x 5") fucking my dirty old man (40) repeatedly in the ass as their sexy bear body bounced n jiggled in my arms. I orgasmed so hard multiple times it felt amazing and it was everything I was missing together.

This is probably fake but if it's not, jfc Aiden. I cannot imagine winding down at the end of the day, about to go to sleep, only to be sodomized by the Pillsbury Doughboy.

 

[Trianon]

Knew a guy whose girlfriend said she couldn't feel anything with him post-op.

Ruined his self-esteem. He started second guessing his decision.

He went through hell and back with phallo only to be put down by someone who should have been supportive.

lol, just lie about being attracted to someone, you're supposed to be supportive

hot gay sex with post op bf

not a word about whether the other person enjoyed any of this or even moved or reacted. maybe poster really is a man? jk jk

 

[batteredpancakes]

Another metoidioplasty. u/Spenzx
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Spoiler: Text

2 years since first stage, 6 months since second stage and 2 months since third stage. It's been a wild ride and I still have one more surgery to go!

It's been a while since I posted my last update on my Urethroplasty, everything went fine, I have a little granuloma I think but nothing to worry about, I'm gonna see my doc in about a month or so to check everything and put a date for the final surgery (I hope it's the last one I'm tired of going to hospitals frequently).

Now it's been 2 years since my first surgery with Ivan Aguilar, time really flies, he is a good doc, complications happen every now and then, I was lucky I found a good doctor that could deal with what happened to me there and repair everything that went wrong with Ivan, that's why I'm happy and grateful with doc Trujillo and Navas for everything they have helped me, doc Trujillo is really nice she is a good urologist and manage to solve almost everything and she is working with me to finally live like I always wanted to, we are at least one step away to finally finish this exhausting journey and I'm really nervous and happy. I'm just a 23 years old dude that just want to live his life like it should had been since the beginning and I hope I get to accomplish that.

Any questions feel free to ask me! English is not my first language.

Spoiler: images

 

[Procrastinhater]

anyone remember blowfly girl?

I do now. It took me a long time to forget. I hope you're happy.

Are you in the Cetrulo discord

There's a Cetrulo Discord?

Christ we really need eyes in there that place has to be a fucking goldmine of grade A fucking Wagyu steak quality laughs.

Another metoidioplasty. u/Spenzx
Link | Archive

Spoiler: Text

2 years since first stage, 6 months since second stage and 2 months since third stage. It's been a wild ride and I still have one more surgery to go!

It's been a while since I posted my last update on my Urethroplasty, everything went fine, I have a little granuloma I think but nothing to worry about, I'm gonna see my doc in about a month or so to check everything and put a date for the final surgery (I hope it's the last one I'm tired of going to hospitals frequently).

Now it's been 2 years since my first surgery with Ivan Aguilar, time really flies, he is a good doc, complications happen every now and then, I was lucky I found a good doctor that could deal with what happened to me there and repair everything that went wrong with Ivan, that's why I'm happy and grateful with doc Trujillo and Navas for everything they have helped me, doc Trujillo is really nice she is a good urologist and manage to solve almost everything and she is working with me to finally live like I always wanted to, we are at least one step away to finally finish this exhausting journey and I'm really nervous and happy. I'm just a 23 years old dude that just want to live his life like it should had been since the beginning and I hope I get to accomplish that.

Any questions feel free to ask me! English is not my first language.

Spoiler: images

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Goddamn those fucking metroid dicks are so disgusting.

 

[dead in hudson]

The story makes it sound like she orgasmed like 50 times just from dry humping this they/them and molesting them while they have absolutely no reaction whatsoever;

How long 'till the they/them claims being raped?

 

[Mad_Dog]

Another metoidioplasty. u/Spenzx
Link | Archive

Spoiler: Text

2 years since first stage, 6 months since second stage and 2 months since third stage. It's been a wild ride and I still have one more surgery to go!

It's been a while since I posted my last update on my Urethroplasty, everything went fine, I have a little granuloma I think but nothing to worry about, I'm gonna see my doc in about a month or so to check everything and put a date for the final surgery (I hope it's the last one I'm tired of going to hospitals frequently).

Now it's been 2 years since my first surgery with Ivan Aguilar, time really flies, he is a good doc, complications happen every now and then, I was lucky I found a good doctor that could deal with what happened to me there and repair everything that went wrong with Ivan, that's why I'm happy and grateful with doc Trujillo and Navas for everything they have helped me, doc Trujillo is really nice she is a good urologist and manage to solve almost everything and she is working with me to finally live like I always wanted to, we are at least one step away to finally finish this exhausting journey and I'm really nervous and happy. I'm just a 23 years old dude that just want to live his life like it should had been since the beginning and I hope I get to accomplish that.

Any questions feel free to ask me! English is not my first language.

Spoiler: images

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Being average sized can be embarrassing for a lot of men, let alone having a dick the size of a child's finger. No self-respecting man would even think of sharing pics of his deepest, darkest shame online from multiple angles for everyone to gawk at. Pooners will never understand the relationship between a man and his penis and how size really can affect our entire lives.

 

[Poonocchio]

Another metoidioplasty

Absolutely disgusting, urgh. That pose in the first picture top right gave me a chuckle though wtf
I especially like the way she has censored her tattoos in some of the pictures but not all. Underside of it looks like a medium-rare slither of steak. Gross.

 

[Fëanor Curufinwë]

Another Cetrulo patient has come on reddit to talk about their failed stomach peen.

Cetrulo really is the worst of these butchers. If he was doing these experiments on real men he'd probably have been murdered by now.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

Blech. Every image in this thread is awful, but the metas make my skin crawl more than any other type of trans surgeries.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Absolutely disgusting, urgh. That pose in the first picture top right gave me a chuckle though wtf
I especially like the way she has censored her tattoos in some of the pictures but not all. Underside of it looks like a medium-rare slither of steak. Gross.

It's fucking ridiculous.
It makes Ethan Ralphs with his Memphis Micro look like Long John Holmes. The pics with "pov taking "dick" out in different clothes", it looks like a skin tag or a fucking earthworm someone dropped down the front of his shorts to fuck with him.
I don't think there's a man alive with such a tiny thin wormlike penis, (seriously what is even the point, this goes beyond "hotdog down a hallway" and into "q tip in an aircraft hanger" territory) and if there is he for damn sure wouldn't be risking anyone seeing it, let alone taking multiple angle shots of his shame and posting it online for the world to laugh at at.

Blech. Every image in this thread is awful, but the metas make my skin crawl more than any other type of trans surgeries.

Agreed 1000%
Aside from the disgusting slimy look of the underside, those metroid dicks are just so fucking vile looking, it amazes me that anyone would want that shit, let alone pay for it.
These women are fucking insane.

 

[Vulvalover1]

Re metoidioplasty: For my own amusement and of course I know that it’s not and I know it’s ridiculous / puerile of me but for these repellent images above I like to imagine this is Jammi dodger. She’s my least favourite pooner. The level of grooming and utter nonsense going on in her videos.. the superficial hokey forced charm.. ugh..
I get just a little tiny pleasure from saying ahhh there’s Jamie’s ‘results’ ..

 

[Got Milk!]

u/nonbinaryphallo has posted a d00leys tier story. Enjoy
Link | Archive

Okay so update on u/nonbinaryphallo's sex story. She got some pushback on the story. Nothing major, just people saying it wasn't really appropriate for r/phallo and some claiming it sounded a bit fictitious.
And how did she respond?

Spoiler: Over reaction

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account deleted.

Damn. I was really looking forward to part 2 of "Benis and Fauxgina: Sexy Man Sex"