Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Second Missing Primarch]

Is he planning on putting a whole extra jar of sauce atop a whole can of shitty ass sweet sauced Spaghetti Os?

At this point I'm convinced he just drinks the stuff.

 

[notorietus]

I'm not sure if this has been posted yet, but if it has, it was last archived 7 months ago, but he's got more reviews now.

Starting here. (ghostarchive, archive.ph)
He reviews a place in Community Health Clinic, Inc. Greensburg Office, located in 218 S Maple Ave #102, Greensburg, PA 15601. He says the following:
"I thought this clinic would be good due to its lgbtiaq+ inclusivity.

Then I got a letter claiming they couldn’t get a hold me via phone, called that same day. Got on with an on call person, they never let anyone know I called. Then it took a month and a week to finally talk to anyone. Never answered my questions, and it essentially forced me to find a new doctor.

Would not recommend to my worse enemy."

Not recommend to even his worse. So horrifying. His search for gender affirming care doesn't end here though. He then goes to Excela Health Diagnostic Associates (1 Mellon Way, Latrobe, PA 15650) and says this:
"I originally went to this doctor as I needed a local doctor and I was told they were good with gender affirming care. I just got my test results back and was immediately misgendered in them. Switched doctors and will be going to a new AHN-affiliated doctor who specializes in gender affirming care."

Then here's the rest of the mumbo jumbo reviews:

Incase nobody has done it yet:

Spoiler: breaches for the email

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

 

[Asian tech support]

The $4.75 is so telling of his need to spend. That’s the minimum instant cash out fee from PayPal. He just spent 5% of his grift to get the $ faster.

Dumbass also doesn’t realize PayPal has a max transfer fee as well, he’d be far better off doing it once a month…

It's super unclear to me what exactly his fixation on money is because I've never seen anyone act like this. I don't want to say he's addicted to to money because that's silly but he's like a crack fiend. It's not the behavior of someone struggling; it's the behavior of someone whose mind is occupied by nothing but.

Around 1/3 of that bill is just drinks. The Welch's might be fruit snacks, but I definitely see a lot of Kool Aid, Brisk teas, and similar drinks.

No wonder he's 400 pounds and has the beetus. Fatass drinks half his calories. The list looks exactly like what I'd expect from some fat trailer trash.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Of his $37 Walmart trip, he bought 12 beverages, ramen, fake Spaghettios, 89 ounces of spaghetti sauce, iceberg lettuce, french dressing, frozen potato wedges(?), and fruit snacks. Oh, and diced onion, because he's too lazy to dice an onion himself I guess?

I can't even conceive of how any of this could make a meal.

 

[Sintharia]

Of his $37 Walmart trip, he bought 12 beverages, ramen, fake Spaghettios, 89 ounces of spaghetti sauce, iceberg lettuce, french dressing, frozen potato wedges(?), and fruit snacks. Oh, and diced onion, because he's too lazy to dice an onion himself I guess?

I can't even conceive of how any of this could make a meal.

He'll be complaining shortly about how he had to buy things for his abusive mother, for meals he's not even going to be allowed to eat.

Spouse and I budget a lot for drinks when we shop, but it's because it's cheaper to take a soda to work than to buy it AT work. I wouldn't argue with a restock of staples, but the amount of spaghetti sauce really goes beyond normal consumption. And you just know that it's like 50% sugar.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

He'll be complaining shortly about how he had to buy things for his abusive mother, for meals he's not even going to be allowed to eat.

Spouse and I budget a lot for drinks when we shop, but it's because it's cheaper to take a soda to work than to buy it AT work. I wouldn't argue with a restock of staples, but the amount of spaghetti sauce really goes beyond normal consumption. And you just know that it's like 50% sugar.

A quick trip to the Walmart website and I found the nutritional information and ingredients list for the Great Value Marinara Sauce, and the price matches. So Lou surprisingly isn't eating the most sugary pasta sauce, although I would bet you that is what all that sweetener he bought is for since we know he has the palette of a 5 year old.

 

[Aunt Carol]

A quick trip to the Walmart website and I found the nutritional information and ingredients list for the Great Value Marinara Sauce, and the price matches. So Lou surprisingly isn't eating the most sugary pasta sauce, although I would bet you that is what all that sweetener he bought is for since we know he has the palette of a 5 year old.

If Lou had a tiny backyard garden with a bountiful crop of zucchini, he could slice them, cook them, and toss on some Walmart sauce as a first step toward being fiscally and diabetically responsible.

 

[Spoonomancer]

can we talk about the fact that Lou signed up for a stripchat account? Oh the horrors that anyone on the other end of Stripchat had seen.

 

[retard strength II]

Shopping like a teen without type 2 diabetes, very bold strategy for a morbidly obese 40 year old with type 2 diabetes!

 

[notorietus]

can we talk about the fact that Lou signed up for a stripchat account? Oh the horrors that anyone on the other end of Stripchat had seen.

The account in question here is this account (archive). This account was registered in Argentina.

The IP address now originates to somewhere in Mexico City, but I am not sure if Louis was ever in Argentina. The only one I could find was this post saying "IT WAS THE LAST REMAINING LOYALIST ENGINE OF THE DEUTSCHE REICHSBAHN, RETURNING FROM ARGENTINA TO MURDER ONE HUMBLE JEWISH SURVIVOR OF THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS." (LOL). I am not sure if it shows if he verified his email address to sign up, but if that's the case, then he probably has been there, I have no idea.

 

[Hexxus]

89 ounces of spaghetti sauce

Lardace is out there buying the equivalent weight of a slightly premature baby in tomato sugar water.

Assuming that he's not just drinking it straight, I'd be interested to know how long this lasts him given that he does a food beg sometimes more than once a week. This ball of sweat and chins strong woman would drop a lot of the weight off quick just by learning how to do a grown-up food shopping list.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Lardace is out there buying the equivalent weight of a slightly premature baby in tomato sugar water.

Assuming that he's not just drinking it straight, I'd be interested to know how long this lasts him given that he does a food beg sometimes more than once a week. This ball of sweat and chins strong woman would drop a lot of the weight off quick just by learning how to do a grown-up food shopping list.

Making a shopping list, especially a sensible one, is beyond his comprehension. He'd need to exercise restraint with his money, use the calculator on his tablet for finding the cost, and remember to eat before getting to Walmart so he doesn't impulse buy

 

[Asian tech support]

Lardace is out there buying the equivalent weight of a slightly premature baby in tomato sugar water.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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That bowtie just brings the shitpost together, making him look like a big fat toddler lol.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Bio update confirms the iPad count is now three. @Norman B. Normal - for your device list, he traded a Chromebook for a used iPad 6th gen.

I'm beginning to regret starting this.

Tablet Number	Model	Ownership History
1	Unknown iPad	Gave to nephew 2019/12/25
2	Unknown iPad	Gave to brother as of 2020/02/28
3	iPad Mini 5	Was considering selling 3/14, probably sold circa 3/27
4	iPad Air 3*	Lent to stepdad 3/11, probably gave to stepdad 4/23, definitely no longer owned as of September
5	iPad 9.7 inch	Selling as of 8/14
6	iPad Pro 11	Wanted 3/11, selling as of 8/28
7	iPad Mini 5 (2nd)	Bought 8/29, selling as of 9/15
8	iPad 10.2 inch (2nd)	Bought 9/22, sold 12/3
9	Walmart Android tablet	Bought 11/16
10	Galaxy Tab S6 Lite	"Gifted" 12/5
11	iPad 8th gen 32G*	Bought 12/22; gave to his mother 2021/01/18 or earlier
12	iPad Air 4	Bought 2021/01/08, selling 2/8
13	Kindle Fire 7	Bought circa 1/17
14	"cheap" 7-inch Android	"Gifted" 2/3
15	iPad Mini 5* (3rd)	Bought 2/14, gone by 2022/06/27
16	iPad Air 4 (2nd)	Bought circa 3/25, supposedly giving to nephew 12/25
17	Galaxy Tab S6 Lite (2nd)	"Gifted" 8/1
18	iPad Pro* 12.9-inch	Bought 11/27, gone by 2022/06/27
19	iPad Mini 6	"Gifted" before 2022/03/06, gone by 6/27
20	Samsung Galaxy S7 FE	Owned as of 9/7, selling 12/31
21	Samsung Galaxy A7 Lite*	"Gifted" 10/16
22	10th generation iPad	Bought 2023/01/06
23	iPad Mini	Owned as of 9/2
24	6th generation iPad*	Owned as of 9/29

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[Aunt Carol]

use the calculator on his tablet for finding the cost

instructions unclear, immediately began begging for another tablet

 

[The Dude]

That bowtie just brings the shitpost together, making him look like a big fat toddler lol.

I mean, Louie already looks like the real life incarnation of Baby Huey as-is, but the ensemble really brings it home. How is he not painfully mortified for existing, I'll never understand.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

The account in question here is this account (archive). This account was registered in Argentina.
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The IP address now originates to somewhere in Mexico City, but I am not sure if Louis was ever in Argentina. The only one I could find was this post saying "IT WAS THE LAST REMAINING LOYALIST ENGINE OF THE DEUTSCHE REICHSBAHN, RETURNING FROM ARGENTINA TO MURDER ONE HUMBLE JEWISH SURVIVOR OF THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS." (LOL). I am not sure if it shows if he verified his email address to sign up, but if that's the case, then he probably has been there, I have no idea.

Yeah, this is definitely a troll.

• Lou would never call himself "LouGags"
• Lou has never been outside the US (in fact, he's barely ever left Pennsylvania)
• Lou is not smart enough to figure out how to hide his IP location

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

I could swear I saw the post where he stated this, but now I can't find it anywhere. Can someone help a brother out?

He mentions it in the note on his amazon wishlist in order to beg for a new case.

And a wishlist note.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I mean, Louie already looks like the real life incarnation of Baby Huey as-is, but the ensemble really brings it home. How is he not painfully mortified for existing, I'll never understand.

Lou's life is a embaessment, it's going to take a bit more than looking like Baby Huey to force him to self reflect, which I think he is incapable of doing. The man shows his grocery receipt to make people think he's poor and none of it is staples lol. Why would this be different?