I kind of unironically like the top middle one. Im not gonna get one even if it didnt say CWJ, but if I saw some girl wearing it at a concert or something I wouldnt think twice. Some of these are surprisingly normal.
Dolt. Couldn't even brand it properly by going with a '69,' if he was so hellbent on using his handle as opposed to his surname.
God, what I would give to see Joe's disgusted recoil as he read that tweet. You can literally hear and visualize the fat, just by reading Jack's words.
Nice work. You could make multiple installments of this. With more footage from CA Jack, and his most unhealthy hits from that era. With an edit that blends the beginning of the coffee sock video with [record scratch] the announcement of his arm-killing stroke + more footage from the Hendersonville era. With more of his hobbling gait featured. With the way he's gurgling now, juxtaposing his most recent uploads with 2008 footage would be jarring. Definitely an opportunity to use the piano music from the opening of My 600-lb Life.
Keming is too subtle for him.
I'd actually laugh if he accidentally causes an electrical grease fire with this pile of dogshit. Again, if you for whatever reason want to get a fryer, you do want them to be of a good build quality, specifically because of that worry. And of course he had to lie about "getting it" to salvage his ego over his channel being as healthy as his brain; ie dead and mostly empty.
They also layer the pickles on the bottom of the bun so they hit your tongue first.
True or not it's a good brining solution.
So I have been out of the loop for a while, and I would like to ask what this "TJ Services" is? Is this some new scam from Jack or is it related to this Jack Pack thing?
It's whatever company she runs or works for apparently as a financial controller for the past few years. It's probably their own LLC and she's a "consultant" or some nonsense.
And what's great is it'll hide the vermin swarming Jack's body after they cart his wendigo-abandoned carcass out of the McRanchion.
Trolling himself you mean. There's no way this asshole is busy unless it's eating or buying more crap he doesn't need.
Hey man he's 'producing' three new 'artists' for the Jackpack.
Well, he considers himself a gourmet and we've seen how that turned out.
He's also reviewing the laundry magnets soon and wants to continue the freeze-drying series.
I got a new headset and I didn't check the volume before I opened the link. I think I almost blew out my fucking eardrums.
