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[Positron]

I was at the beach w my transphobic mom

Told my mom about [the teet-yeet scars being laughed at by children] when we got home. (she wasn't their when this incident occurred so I had to do this myself). she basically told me : I'm overreacting and it's no big deal. Why do I always have to pick fights with people? And I need to stop being angry.

What did Kingbrodood expect her transphobic mother to do for her were she on the scene? Why would Kingbrodood even tell her transphobic mom about her brutal genocide at the hands of children? What did she think her transphobic mom would say?

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

decided to go shirtless at a beach. Gets stared and laughed at.

If she looks the way she does in these pictures, it's pretty unlikely that this happened. She looks deformed, unless she porked up and grew more breast tissue (likely) or wore a bikini bottom (plausible with poons) nobody is paying attention to the melting feminine down syndrome thing. You look away until it's gone.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

If she looks the way she does in these pictures, it's pretty unlikely that this happened. She looks deformed, unless she porked up and grew more breast tissue (likely) or wore a bikini bottom (plausible with poons) nobody is paying attention to the melting feminine down syndrome thing. You look away until it's gone.

The ones who come the closest to passing always resemble severely disabled adults, the inability to dress age appropriately doesn’t help them nor does the not quite right way they walk and talk. The surgical scars just adds to the very unwell look too. Good for them for making me avert my gaze I suppose.

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This is an interesting one. Zippertit scars are a big symbol for these girls (and it’s thought that many of them irritate their healing wounds to ensure they look as clockable as possible)
It’s now potentially transphobic to want to cover those scars. Lots of comments, those who slightly agree are very careful in how they word their replies lol.
“You can hide anything you want. If we're for real being trans is not really a thing to be this proud of. If you want to show your full journey to people do that, if you want to keep it to yourself do that”



Minors obviously never ever get put on hormones- that’s terf fear mongering.


Endocrinologists are the bane of trans guys existence

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Endocrinologists are the bane of trans guys' existences, I swear

I was talking to a friend last night who's about four years on T. He told me he's frustrated by pubescent levels of facial hair and basically zero fat redistribution. I got curious and asked him what his levels were. He said he didn't know his E levels, but knew his T levels were in the low 400s. He'd complained to his endo, who let him go up one more pump of gel, but told him that higher doses are risky because they increase red blood cell count and the risk of clotting. They also said he wouldn't see any more changes if he upped his dose at this point. Straight up medical disinformation. When I started in 2017, my first endo (who fucking rocked) told me that could happen, but said I'd be in the same range as cis men and could just donate blood if that happened. My friend said he tried advocating for a higher dose, but his endo stonewalled him and said he should be happy in the 4-600 range.

I immediately told him he needed to push harder and, if they didn't let him, try to switch endos... or just self-medicate as long as he kept up with regular blood work. My alarm went off because I'm no stranger to this shit. About two years into medical transition, I had to switch endos and ended up with the worst acne of my fucking life. I mean I had raw, red surface-level pimples with deep cysts underneath all over my face. And I was an emotional wreck. Turns out I had low T with E levels in the mid-female range. A few months before the beginning of the pandemic, I finally had my dosage more than doubled. My acne cleared up almost immediately and I grew a goatee within weeks of lockdown. My brain fog cleared and I felt like myself again. Still, I have permanent scarring and no doubt missed out on a couple years of body masculinization.

Cut to yet another endocrinologist, who I started seeing about a year ago. I came into my visit last month with T levels in the mid-900s. I was pressured to drop my dosage with the same disinformation my friend was given, the same pushing of the 4-600 level range, plus some extra fearmongering about unclear long-term studies. I just said I didn't want levels that bordered on hypogonadism in cis males, that I was happy with the results I was seeing, and declined to lower my dose. Thankfully, my endo was chill with that, but I really feel for guys who are starting now and believe what they're told at face value because they trust their provider (as everyone should be able to do).

I don't know if it's too conspiracy theorist of me, but I'm starting to wonder if endocrinologists are doing this to cover their asses against detransitioners or the people who actually believe they can pick and choose effects on "low dose" or "half dose" T. Maybe I just got lucky with my first endo, but I saw no trace of this stuff when I first started ~6.5 years ago. They don't want to allow trans men to masculinize to the point that they'd actually be, you know, hormonally male, in case they turn out to have made a mistake. So they keep us in near-hypogonadism ranges for years. That and I'm sure they don't see any of us as men. Strangely, though, I don't see any level of cautioning against top surgery. Anyone else have experience with endocrinologists trying to coerce patients into low levels, or have ideas on what the hell is up with this?

How dare those transphobic doctors think they know more than us? How dare they try to cover their asses! Give us what we want now or we will cry and threaten suicide!


I just find it weird that you girls aren’t concerned about bone health.


As long as you, a female, are in the safe male range it’s okay!! Top surgery is a minor surgery!!!

Lots of people recommend doctor shopping to find one who doesn’t care

Last one because my hands are freezing and my migraine is making words hard.
From our wonderfully confused The_trans_kid | Post

Sorry to hear your doctor is insinuating you have a personality disorder. That doesn't strike me as very appropriate if mental health isn't her specialty, and Id be put off by it too! At the same time though, it's pretty important they make sure you are going into surgery decision making with a good understanding of your goals, that your decision making is not compromised.


Just lol. Let’s give everyone poison and allow them to carve up their bodies, doesn’t matter if they’re mentally unwell

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7254120755472928042

Fuzz99 got banned from tiktok and proceeded to make a video on an alt account about threatening legal actions on tiktok for being banned

and i think their alts got banned aswell.

 

[Poonocchio]

Thread tax and first time poster, long time lurker:
mobile fag so apologies in advance.

Ewwww, is he thinking of making a cum candle? What woman would EVER talk about their bodily secretions like this?

decided to go shirtless at a beach. Gets stared and laughed at. A Mother with children calls her out for being shirtless

Kids meeting troons and poons is always hilarious because they are so unbelievably based.

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What an insufferable cunt. Try harder.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Ewwww, is he thinking of making a cum candle? What woman would EVER talk about their bodily secretions like this?

Gwyneth Paltrow... I mean she already made one that supposedly smelled like her vagina.

 

[Poonocchio]

Gwyneth Paltrow... I mean she already made one that supposedly smelled like her vagina.

I could've gone an eternity without that factoid. Wtf!!

 

[neverendingmidi]

I could've gone an eternity without that factoid. Wtf!!

There's a reason her "GOOP" enterprise/shitshow has a thread here.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

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Liiiiiiie. Troons are such terrible, disgusting liars. I would bet everything I own that your stanky, revolting stench trench smells nothing like the "floral with an acidic touch" fetishy coomer fantasy smell you think real vaginas emit unless you empty out a Glade air freshener spray can up that rot pocket before you dilate.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

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not to downplay attempts; but a lot of the time it’s literally things like putting their head under the water in the bath, or walking near a bridge, or taking two extra paracetamol. Generally people don’t make their attempts a talking point. I’m a bit of a prick and just roll my eyes when I see some people discuss their oh so serious attempts. If you want to die then you actually try. Feeling low and thinking about it doesn’t count as an attempt.

threatening legal actions

Ah yes, challenging the china overlords will definitely work. Likely banned for a very good reason. People forget they don’t have any real rights on shittok, you have the privilege of using their service and don’t own your account. I don’t even think they need a valid reason to ban users. Good luck shouting into the void lol

Kids meeting troons and poons is always hilarious because they are so unbelievably based.

Can’t fool a kid. They say it as they see it, and it’s fantastic at times.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Soon to be ex-wife leaves husband to care for their toddler for a few days, so the husband plays dress-ups. Plot twist: the cooms are not all they’re cracked up to be.

There are things that have made me feel euphoric - smooth legs and torso, penciled in eye (lol), the red lipstick against my blue eyes - but there’s also been disgust - mostly when I think about trying to present in public, or when I consider my son.

Listen to that disgust.

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Feel lost​

So me and my wife are in the middle of separating (reasons unrelatedto my gender identity issues). I’ve been the only adult in the house for 5 days while she’s visiting her brother (just me and my toddler son), and it’s given me a chance to start exploring things again after he goes to bed.

Earlier this year I opened up to her about me possibly being trans (jury is still out), and I received mixed results. She was willing to make small concessions (ok with me shaving, doing some “girly” activities like face masks and such), but when I expressed a desire to experiment with make up and some mild cross dressing (starting with underwear) she drew the line and I shoved it all back down again, like I have for my entire life.

The last 5 days have been interesting. I purchased a bra and panty set that actually fit for the first time (lol) and i picked up some light make up and painted my toes. And it feels great!…but then it doesn’t. Making me feel lost. I have these moments of euphoria then moments of disgust. Unfortunately through the years my secret crossdressing has been intertwined with fetishization and lots of porn and sexting (I think bc I was so repressed), and this has resurfaced as well the last 5 days.

There are things that have made me feel euphoric - smooth legs and torso, penciled in eye (lol), the red lipstick against my blue eyes - but there’s also been disgust - mostly when I think about trying to present in public, or when I consider my son.

The desire to Crossdress and fantasies to be a woman have been with my since pre-adolescence. Hell, I’ve had this Reddit account now for over a year. There is clearly something large piece of me attached to this idea of being trans/crossdressing/femme, but I don’t know what to do.

Admittedly, every night I have smoked a little weed before I’ve dressed up. And it’s lead to some immense feelings. The mornings are weird though. I slept in my bra, panties, and yoga outfit last night. When I woke up I didn’t necessarily feel disgusted, but I felt like a phony, and a man in woman’s clothing. But when I realized my bra fit perfectly last night, it was like I was on the moon.

All this to say I’m feeling very confused and conflicted. I’m not fully happy being a man, but I’m not sure I could be fully happy as a women. I’m afraid I would feel like a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Like I would be lying to myself and those around me. I feel like as a man I’m damned either way. Damned to live with this secret and to always want to be woman but damned bc I know I’ll never truly hit that goal or be accepted in society as one. Does this resonate with anyone? It’s left me feeling lost and frustrated. Definitely will be talking this out with my therapist this week. I think I’m also going to focus on some dressing while fully sober and listening to what my heart says then.

Would love any feedback or support! Thanks girls!

The girls of /r/translater let him know it’s just that pesky internalised transphobia, so tuck away, princess.

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[PetiteFeet]

she looks like a potato.

 

[AssignedEva]

I flipped her off , and walked to my car fuming along the way. I ended up putting my shirt on because I was cold.

Ahahaha. "Yeah I put my shirt on after being confronted, but I was cold anyway..." - it makes me think there might be a grain of truth in the story because that's such an L. I wonder if hypothetically-real Karen knew what a trans man was and that's why she spoke up, or if she was just the sort of shithead who'd confront someone with a mystery deformity and tell them to cover up. Either way, L.

I also think it's very telling that she says she spent so much money to walk around shirtless "as well as relieve some dysphoria". Maybe phrased that way because it's more immediately relevant, but it does sound like - shock horror - it wasn't about dysphoria at all.

 

[behindyourightnow]

If she looks the way she does in these pictures, it's pretty unlikely that this happened. She looks deformed, unless she porked up and grew more breast tissue (likely) or wore a bikini bottom (plausible with poons) nobody is paying attention to the melting feminine down syndrome thing. You look away until it's gone.

Yeah, something in the story is very off. Normal people, especially mothers with vulnerable young children, just ignore freaks that make them uncomfortable. No chance that a woman with kids right there would confront someone like that unprovoked just because they look a bit funny, rather than just tell the kids to hush and ignore the weird lady.

On the other hand I don't think she is making it up completely, because why make up a story in which she gets humiliated by children and nothing else?

My guess is that she left something out of the story (like she swore at the kids or made a rude gesture) and then when the mother unexpectedly confronted her, she did what all brave manly d00ds do, and went home to complain about it to her girlfriends on the internet, complete with rows of emojis.

 

[Procrastinhater]

How dare those transphobic doctors think they know more than us? How dare they try to cover their asses! Give us what we want now or we will cry and threaten suicide!

Fucking idiots like this Pooner are the ones who end up with locked in syndrome from strokes and frankly they fucking deserve it.
T levels that are safe and normal for men are not safe for Pooners because they aren't men they are women with broken brains.
If you're gonna be such a silly deluded little bitch you go against medical advice and end up having a fucking stroke you only have yourself to blame.
So go ahead Li'l Pooner. Use an extra 10 pumps, get those levels up.
Shit get yourself to the gym and score some tren and some HGH while you're on, might as well go all in on your journey to heccin' valid paralysis.

Gwyneth Paltrow... I mean she already made one that supposedly smelled like her vagina.

She did fucking what?

She might have the nicest smelling vagina in history but who the fuck is going to pay to have their fucking room smell like it?
I feel sick.

There's a reason her "GOOP" enterprise/shitshow has a thread here.

She called it GOOP?
Of course she did.
Fucking Hollywood weirdos.

 

[The Auditor]

Based parents still exists..

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Based parents still exists..

Fucking lol he's even called Alice

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

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Based parents still exists..

Posts like this are just weird humblebragging bullshit. Anyone with half a brain knows the solution for a 23 year old is MOVE OUT. He just wants asspats for being queer bashed. Is it lonely up there on your cross?

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

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Based parents still exists..

I'm willing to bet that the beating up and the wounds were added for dramatic effect. Or fetish reasons.