Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Potatis Salad]

Sounds like this guy's job is installing audio/video equipment at people's residences. I recently did a major remodel and probably met ten or more solo male contractors at my home, while home alone in my fairly remote neighborhood.

Ladies, imagine you're working from home alone. You've got a contractor coming, he's going to spend several hours working on a project just one or two doors away from you. Thank god he's coming today. You've been waiting two weeks for this appointment; the project is totally stalled until he wires up the CAT-5. Doorbell rings--he's here, right on time! You go to the door, barefoot, all alone in the house, no neighbors nearby...and you see this guy standing on your doorstep with his toolbag.

 

[BubbleButt]

Nice nose, Squidward.

 

[Rick The Stick]

Sounds like this guy's job is installing audio/video equipment at people's residences. I recently did a major remodel and probably met ten or more solo male contractors at my home, while home alone in my fairly remote neighborhood.

Ladies, imagine you're working from home alone. You've got a contractor coming, he's going to spend several hours working on a project just one or two doors away from you. Thank god he's coming today. You've been waiting two weeks for this appointment; the project is totally stalled until he wires up the CAT-5. Doorbell rings--he's here, right on time! You go to the door, barefoot, all alone in the house, no neighbors nearby...and you see this guy standing on your doorstep with his toolbag.

Idk what being barefoot has to do with anything. A kick to the knackers has the same effect, shoes or not. "THATS MY PURSE, I DONT KNOW YEW"

 

[Pig Cups]

I know trannies get compared to Buffalo Bill all the time but the very first thing I thought of when I saw that photo was Bill's basement:

Spoiler: Troons are all alike

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Bill's/Jame's basement looked cleaner, more tastefully decorated, and less likely to be the olfactory nightmare that this troon's lair is.

Hell, I'd feel more comfortable using Bill's/Jame's basement bathtub than getting within 500 ft of that freak's grimy hovel.

Sounds like this guy's job is installing audio/video equipment at people's residences. I recently did a major remodel and probably met ten or more solo male contractors at my home, while home alone in my fairly remote neighborhood.

Audio/video equipment. Does that include...CCTV equipment? I shudder at the thought of such sensitive tech (since cam feeds can be accessed remotely/via internet) being planned, mapped, and installed by someone like this. All the while, said individual is gaining intimate knowledge of the floor plan of your home. A trooned-out Ryan Alden in the making.

If he showed up to my place, I'd make up a story about suddenly getting a call that a relative is in the hospital, and that we'll need to reschedule. Barring that...he'd have eyes on him the whole time. Afterwards, the property (with special emphasis on bedrooms/bathrooms, especially those of children) would need a good scouring to ensure no funny business occurred.
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[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I am not a spiritual person but certainty no divine entity would attach a "soul" to an attempted social rapist such as this. He is a homunculus.

 

[Accidental Protege]

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Shout out to this poor women's friend who forwarded the screenshots to the rapey troon. Jesus, imagine having friends like that.

Someone needs to warn that poor woman that she's about to get turned into a skinsuit. But with friends like those...

 

[Mad_Dog]

I am not a spiritual person but certainty no divine entity would attach a "soul" to an attempted social rapist such as this. He is a homunculus. View attachment 5423401

Wrong. One falls in love with a person, which is a composite of soul and body.
Unfortunately for him, he rotted away most of his soul from hours upon hours of porn consumption, and a lifetime of egocentrism and hubris.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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Hilarious if true

Don't wana share screenshots cuz you know, IRL dox and all that. But on my LinkedIn, apparently a bunch of Twitter people got terminated. They all say there "engineers" but without getting into details, one post was by someone who was like in charge of "Culture" or some shit. Le Cringe and not sure how many got gat either.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

I revisit to see if there were any replies ...

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Poor trannies, when it comes to coom and porn, "cis only" is a perfectly valid rule. You are only allowed to invade spaces women want for themselves. But remember, trans women are women!

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

I revisit to see if there were any replies ...

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I hope she sticks to her guns and doesn’t end up being gaslit into dating this man.
Remember, it’s only transphobic when those mean women reject them and not when a troon doesn’t see another of his kind as a woman. I believe I saw them even say that sexual attraction is innate and a natural instinct lmao.
Attraction is so much deeper than appearances. He will remain a man to her.

Sounds like this guy's job is installing audio/video equipment at people's residences. I recently did a major remodel and probably met ten or more solo male contractors at my home, while home alone in my fairly remote neighborhood.

Ladies, imagine you're working from home alone. You've got a contractor coming, he's going to spend several hours working on a project just one or two doors away from you. Thank god he's coming today. You've been waiting two weeks for this appointment; the project is totally stalled until he wires up the CAT-5. Doorbell rings--he's here, right on time! You go to the door, barefoot, all alone in the house, no neighbors nearby...and you see this guy standing on your doorstep with his toolbag.

Actually very disturbing thinking about this. There are women who, for various understandable reasons, prefer female workers in their homes. I dread to imagine how they would feel having a troon sent to them. I’m sure these creepy cunts would get so much euphoria from frightening a vulnerable woman.

As for the Of Reddits; they know their audience. Pushing out unpopular marketing isn’t worth anyone’s time. Pretty sure there’s plenty of tranny porn subs anyway so idk why he’s mad. Women don’t complain that they’re not allowed to post or be promoted in them lol.
I fucking hate porn. But I love how desperate for attention and validation these pigs are. I hope they know their consumers are chasers and fellow degenerates.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Pretty sure there’s plenty of tranny porn subs anyway so idk why he’s mad.

because any exclusion based on his being trans cements in that he is NOT a woman and never WILL be a woman. Same reason why women's shelters get harassed for being single sex safe spaces, it denies trannies being women.

 

[cypocryphy]

There was a time when it was a typical feminist peeve that men called grown women girls in certain contexts. Is that over? Or only for troons?

Only for troons, they are above criticism and can do whatever they want. The troon is atop the oppression hierarchy totem pole. Even above black, indigenous people, and muslims.

 

[Poonocchio]

I know trannies get compared to Buffalo Bill all the time but the very first thing I thought of when I saw that photo was Bill's basement:

Spoiler: Troons are all alike

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For sure. If you told me a serial killer like Ed Gein or someone like Pazuzu Algarad lived there I would believe you.
In fact, spot the difference:

@Mad_Dog "Waaah, they won't let me share my prostitution"

"Boo hoo, they won't let me barge into more of their sex segregated spaces". Nobody wants to see your porn, troon, and if they did they would go to your Twitter.

 

[TheDataHorder]

Reddit tranny jannies be advised ...

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/17abzxe/are_onlyfans_subreddits_transphobic/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/iglEc

even porn addicts dont wanna see troon dick and rotting holes!
ahahahahahahahha!

Sounds like this guy's job is installing audio/video equipment at people's residences. I recently did a major remodel and probably met ten or more solo male contractors at my home, while home alone in my fairly remote neighborhood.

Ladies, imagine you're working from home alone. You've got a contractor coming, he's going to spend several hours working on a project just one or two doors away from you. Thank god he's coming today. You've been waiting two weeks for this appointment; the project is totally stalled until he wires up the CAT-5. Doorbell rings--he's here, right on time! You go to the door, barefoot, all alone in the house, no neighbors nearby...and you see this guy standing on your doorstep with his toolbag.

i swear he looks like one of the witches from thst 90s movie witches
edit: HOLY SHIT HE IS ONE

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[Slippin Kimmy]

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"Hey ladies can you help me be a model"

Proceeds to post the most unflattering picture I've ever seen of a creature

 

[Jizzrag]

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i am so tired of being mogged by cis men

i expect it from women obviously but being mogged in every way possible by cis men is just too much. i can’t escape it every time i go outside i am so hyper aware of men that mog me in hips, boobs, shoulders, rib cage, and even face when they’ve never touched a drop of estrogen in their lives.

it’s not fair. i’m the one with dysphoria why do i have to have one of the most masculine bodies ever created?? why do cis men get to have bodies that i could only dream of when they’ll never appreciate it??

my body is legitimately ropefuel. i’ve genuinely never seen a mtf with a worse body than me. even 50 year old cross dressers have more feminine bodies than me. it’d honestly be pretty funny if it wasn’t so agonizingly depressing for me.

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I dug up my high school yearbooks because I don’t know what’s good for me, and I had a larger chin than anyone else in my class by junior year

frantically brainstorming ways to afford db ffs rn so i dont die

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@Oilspill Battery ffs does indeed mean facial feminizing surgery.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

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i am so tired of being mogged by cis men

i expect it from women obviously but being mogged in every way possible by cis men is just too much. i can’t escape it every time i go outside i am so hyper aware of men that mog me in hips, boobs, shoulders, rib cage, and even face when they’ve never touched a drop of estrogen in their lives.

it’s not fair. i’m the one with dysphoria why do i have to have one of the most masculine bodies ever created?? why do cis men get to have bodies that i could only dream of when they’ll never appreciate it??

my body is legitimately ropefuel. i’ve genuinely never seen a mtf with a worse body than me. even 50 year old cross dressers have more feminine bodies than me. it’d honestly be pretty funny if it wasn’t so agonizingly depressing for me.

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I dug up my high school yearbooks because I don’t know what’s good for me, and I had a larger chin than anyone else in my class by junior year

frantically brainstorming ways to afford db ffs rn so i dont die

What's db ffs mean? I assume ffs is facial feminization surgery, but I don't recognize db.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Looking at him makes me feel like I need a wash with bleach and boiling water. Look at the fucking state of that room too. Imagine the smell.

Someone on another thread was talking about how they had to get the couch professionally cleaned after their dumbshit roommate let a troon sleep on it and the amhole smell leaked into the cushions.

The hospital troon I'm guessing the family didn't want that fucking smell on the chairs in the room, both for the patient and because they didn't want to have to sit where the troon was sitting and get it on their clothes.
Trannies are gross, their hygeine is terrible to begin with and dilating a rotting cavity three times a day means that smell must just cling to them like a miasma, like the stinklines and flies you see in old cartoons hanging around someone who fell in a dumpster.
I pity anyone who has to be stuck in a small room with one.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Shout out to this poor women's friend who forwarded the screenshots to the rapey troon. Jesus, imagine having friends like that.

So on the one hand, attraction is based on soul, not body. But on the other, matey here only thought he had a shot with his lesbian friend when he started posing as a woman.

Fun fact: if you decide your friend is a “bigoted bitch” because she turned you down, you weren’t “really close.” In fact, you’re just another two-faced nice guy who only pretended to be her friend in the hope of getting your girldick wet. I wonder if he specifically trooned out so he could bang her? I hope so.