Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
They called her Melissa instead of Polissa. Did they not think Polissa was an actual name?
How many of us knew "Polissa" was an actual name before this thread? Had any of us been shown the word "Polissa," and asked what it signified, would any of us have guessed it was a woman's name, instead of, say, a village in Ukraine, or a rejected product name?

It's a retarded fucking name that virtually no other human has, given by a retard to her even more retarded daughter, and I can guarantee Polissa has been called "Melissa" since day one—because "Polissa" just does not compute as an actual name, so people assume they heard it wrong, and she's a Melissa.
 
They called her Melissa instead of Polissa. Did they not think Polissa was an actual name?

i didn't until this thread. then again i've also seen the classic "batman bin suparman" ID, and there was also "L-ah" (pronounced Lay-dash-uh). so "Polissa" is more normal than those.

How many of us knew "Polissa" was an actual name before this thread? Had any of us been shown the word "Polissa," and asked what it signified, would any of us have guessed it was a woman's name, instead of, say, a village in Ukraine, or a rejected product name?

It's a retarded fucking name that virtually no other human has, given by a retard to her even more retarded daughter, and I can guarantee Polissa has been called "Melissa" since day one—because "Polissa" just does not compute as an actual name, so people assume they heard it wrong, and she's a Melissa.

True story, when I first found Polissa in the wild, her name (and the fact that she had 14 animals) is what made me click on her Twitter page. I could not believe that that was someone's legal name. It reminds me of Joy from "Good Country People," who changed her name to Hulga as a "fuck you, Mom" move. It's that bad.

I suppose Polissa (or her mom) thought so, too, as she went by her middle name Danielle (or the nickname Danie) in her personal life until recently. I once uncovered a GoFundMe that she set up around the early pandemic days or right before it, and she referred to herself as Danielle Campbell. Joh also occasionally refers to her as Danie on his social media. Polissa decided to go by her first name full time online for whatever reason around three years ago.

Maybe it's a Hulga move (only with her legal name), maybe it's because she is embracing her near unique name, maybe she thinks going by her legal name makes her more adult. I don't know. I just think it's funny that she was so happy at her win that she took a photo that fucked up her name in the caption and made it her profile banner with nary a comment or snicker at the typo.
 
i didn't until this thread. then again i've also seen the classic "batman bin suparman" ID, and there was also "L-ah" (pronounced Lay-dash-uh). so "Polissa" is more normal than those.
I really don't want to sound like a wokescold, but La-a is almost definitely apocryphal, as are all of the other "lol stupid black people" names, including Orangejello and Lemonjello, particularly in individuals too old to have been born in the era of ubiquitous Internet access. People who claim to totes for real know someone with any of these names are almost certainly lying for clout and should be mocked for it. They are always the same kind of small town mean girls all grown up, too.

Now, Polissa? That one is real, and it's as klassy as it sounds. I don't blame Joh for calling her Danielle.
 
Polissa posted a fireside chat about the state of the United States and the ongoing Israel-Hamas war amongst a sea of shitty filter eyefuck videos. It's seven minutes long, so I'm just going to recap.




She starts the video by ranting that this is the nth time that she has attempted to film this rant, and that this will be her last attempt. Her kitties and the cars passing by better behave themselves now!

States that she is frustrated and tired of the United States legally policing her body, mishandling children, mistreating children, getting into wars she does not want, and most importantly, letting "demented old men" that need to be put into nursing homes police everything. Right after saying that demented old white male politicians need to go into nursing homes, she then laments that she's sick of old people being taken out of their homes where there's "care and comfort." Also that Americans can't get food on the table, and that she knows more homeless and mentally ill people now than she ever knew before, solely because of the current economy. "We're hurting! Needlessly!"

Turns her attention to the US's allyship with Israel. Declares Israel is an "Apartheid" (pronounces it "uh part thed") and an illegitimate country. "Go talk to someone of the Jewish faith, and they will tell you, Israel cannot-cannot!-become a state! That is the Mandate of God!" Mocks "all you little Baptists" for believing that Israel is a legitimate state and that God allowed the Jews to have their own land.

Polissa is very #freePalestine. After all, they were an occupied country for hundreds and HUNDREDS of years as a "Muslim stronghold" before Israel stole the land. The average life expectancy is 30, and half of the people are 20. Since most of the population is children, the US has absolutely no reason to get involved in this conflict. References the disasterous pulling out in 2021 [out of Afghanistan] as the number one reason that we shouldn't be involved, but makes it sound like we withdrew from Israel in 2021.

Demands that Democrats need to replace Biden with a better Democratic candidate in 2024 because he's demented. Democrats are responsible for the downfall of the US this happens and if Republicans elect Trump again. If Trump wins, we are screwed too, however. Complains about how the US does not respect third parties and that she used to be a member of the YangGang until people fucked Andrew Yang over.

Reiterates that she and others are suffering. She did her civic duty to vote, and look what it got her. "I will not vote again." Not if she has to vote between two parties. Says that both possible futures are fucked. "Do you want Handmaid's Tale, or Hunger Games?... Handmaid's Tale is Trump, Hunger Games is Biden. Which would you rather?"

Her answer is neither. Instead, American women should rise up and declare their worth, their power that is higher than anything men ever had! 100,000 of our sisters in Islam (pronounced "ICE-lam") just did it! Why can't we?

Oh, right. Those damned "brainwashed women in power" voting against their interests are mucking everything up. Polissa describes American women as little girls dressed up in pretty bows and set up to be violated by men. Women in power are the ones responsible for "reducing" all American women to this state. Further claims that if Trump gets re elected, then our daughters will have far worse treatment and fewer rights than our great grandmothers did. Old Republican men are salivating at the idea of this, while Biden is more focused on war, endless war.

Concludes by stating that we are hurting, and that she wants to hear from other women on the matter. Video ends with a very loud buzzing sound, presumably from a phone.
 
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So based on her "ASK A PERSON OF THE JEWISH FAITH" shtick she's been watching plenty of Neturei Karta tiktoks. That bullshit is directly parroted from their rhetoric, I recognized it immediately lmao.

Basically they're an extreme fringe group of Hasidim whose main raison d'etre is to be trotted out by Palestinian activists as their token Jews whenever they get criticized for antisemitic rhetoric. The vast majority of Jews think they're retarded. It's basically like saying the fucking Westboro Baptist Church speaks for all Christians.

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"I will not vote again." Not if she has to vote between two parties.
Bless her heart for not understanding there is a green party (which is borderline Bernie/Yang) and libertarian party. (I struggled with that party until I learned they still support some social support networks but not on OUR dime... the gov has enough money to support these programs 😆)

Lmao for someone who never votes in their local elections for 3rd party candidates 😆😆😆
 
HEY YAWL!

Aww, I think her costume is cute, but I can’t see it being award winning. The woman handing her the award has a way better looking costume. I’m glad the chillins had fun but that must have been one sad looking group of witches.

But I love it when this moron talks politics. She’s just so fucking serious and cannot hear how uneducated and stupid she sounds.

… And that beauty filter she’s obsessed with makes her look like a tranny.

Classic Polly!
 
Turns her attention to the US's allyship with Israel. Declares Israel is an "Apartheid" (pronounces it "uh part thed") and an illegitimate country. "Go talk to someone of the Jewish faith, and they will tell you, Israel cannot-cannot!-become a state! That is the Mandate of God!" Mocks "all you little Baptists" for believing that Israel is a legitimate state and that God allowed the Jews to have their own land.
So based on her "ASK A PERSON OF THE JEWISH FAITH" shtick she's been watching plenty of Neturei Karta tiktoks. That bullshit is directly parroted from their rhetoric, I recognized it immediately lmao.

Basically they're an extreme fringe group of Hasidim whose main raison d'etre is to be trotted out by Palestinian activists as their token Jews whenever they get criticized for antisemitic rhetoric. The vast majority of Jews think they're retarded. It's basically like saying the fucking Westboro Baptist Church speaks for all Christians.

Pissa has become a Talmudic scholar, I see.

Only a few sects of Haredim are against making aliyah to Eretz Israel before the Moshiach comes.

Hilariously, all of this is based on a Talmudic midrash that INTERPRETS A SINGLE LINE IN THE SONG OF SONGS which says:
I adjure you, O daughters of Jerusalem, by the gazelles, and by the hinds of the field, that ye awaken not, nor stir up love, until it please.

Nearly two thousand years ago some rabbi decided that specifically meant the following:
Why/What are these Three Oaths? One, that Israel should not go up [to the land] in a wall {i.e. en masse, RaShI interprets: forcefully}. Two, the Holy One adjured Israel not to rebel against the nations of the world. Three, the Holy One adjured the nations that they would not oppress Israel too much.

Is that a mandate from Hashem? I have no idea because I'm not a Talmudic scholar either, but I'm also not on the TikToks parroting Satmar-esque nonsense and anti-Zionist propaganda.

Note: I am neither Jewish nor a Zionist.

In short? Shut the fuck up, Pissa.
 
Polissa Campbell, who has no education, no career, no life experience of any kind, and who very recently was convinced Russian submarines were about to attack the United States-- so much so that she planned on making a survival kit-- is going to weigh in on the geopolitical state of the Middle East.

She is hard to watch at the best of times, but especially so when she's trying to lecture others on how the world should work. It's like watching a baby try to smoke a cigarette.
 
LMAO! They named the band Mayhem Misfits?! How unoriginal and low effort!!! Just like Pissa's art.

So I took this to mean that Tyler (That's the guy's fucking name, right?! Fuck it, I'm running with it.) is no longer with The Domogalla Project, lead by the androgynous (not in a glamourous way but more like sweaty creepy deathfat) Pat Zak Domogalla. I checked their Facebook page and sure enough, any mention of Tyler (and one of the other assholes - I think they kept the ADHD drummer) is scrubbed from the page and the first post is from October 23rd. I'd love to hear the story behind that but alas it is not to be found on Facebook.

They have hired a young woman to play the bass in Tyler's place which is hysterical when you think about it. The other new guy they are playing with on guitar has his shirt open all the time, presumably to show off his smooth, pasty, low-T, hairless chest thinking it will attract the Muscle Shoals groupies (LMAO). He also likes to wear a fedora to channel John Popper I guess? He's one big red flag. You know they all smell, except maybe the chick. She kinda looks like Grimes though so maybe she smells like a roll of nickels too.

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Zenith Harmonies is apparently their new manager? I seriously doubt they need one but whatever. She sounds like an idiot, because what does "The band you'll..." mean? She keeps saying that.

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The rest of the pics are just funny. It always cracks me up whenever I see pictures where it looks like someone smeared Vaseline on the lens. Also, I get the feeling Zak Domogalla would be a neckbeard if she could grow one.

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Tagging every big musical name as if they give a fuck or that they'll sign your smelly asses and make you rich.

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So many oofs. I wonder if this was the impetus for Pissa's rant about bands should keep paying her royalties for the merch that bears her shitty art. 🤔
 
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