Infected goanimate spergs

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Well, looks like the Comedy World theme in GoAnimate (aka. the Family Guy rip off theme) has been finally removed and everybody is up in arms:




"... then I might have to leave GoAnimate forever..."

I'm sure they're just broken up over that.
 
Ow the edge.
This user (among others) in question also makes 'Calming Videos,' aka Go!Animate characters calming the other one because they are trying to shit/barf/not choke on popcorn/having a tantrum/etc. Here's a playlist full of them. Some choice videos include the following, A cinema company freaking out over a flu shot. Go!Animate characters help the video maker take a shit. And finally, Caillou's father gives the video creator allergies and a 'nice' version of a Go!Animate character takes them away from the video creator.
 
HTML5: Doomsday of GoAnimate

On January 5th, 2016, a meteor sent by Alvin Hung, came crashing down planet Earth of GoAnimate, annihilating the entire non-business population of Flash. And so then, the malevolent business population of HTML5 predominates. The world of GoAnimate has become a living hell; no hope can be found, everything is completely dead.

Nobody ever expected the CEO of GoAnimate to become traitorous and turn to the dark side of the force in late 2015, ruining the passion of hobbyists to support the business industry. This new conversion deeply dissatisfies and upsets us all.

But don't be alarmed folks, this doesn't mean I'm retiring my GoAnimate career. I recently relocated to GoAnimate For Schools for backup. It's basically the same as GoAnimate, but with the old themes and all the voices. UP1983Railfan will never die on his foundations to bring variety.

Goodbye old GoAnimate. Thank you for being a good partner with Flash. We will deeply miss you... R.I.P Old GoAnimate(2007-2016)


 
Ow the edge.
This user (among others) in question also makes 'Calming Videos,' aka Go!Animate characters calming the other one because they are trying to shit/barf/not choke on popcorn/having a tantrum/etc. Here's a playlist full of them. Some choice videos include the following, A cinema company freaking out over a flu shot. Go!Animate characters help the video maker take a shit. And finally, Caillou's father gives the video creator allergies and a 'nice' version of a Go!Animate character takes them away from the video creator.
The fact that the vid where cartoon characters help the video-maker take a shit is nearly twenty minutes long frightens me.
 
This is a typical video from the wiki. An ordinary user of goanimate.wikia.com has to rise from his chair to face an existential threat which is more dangerous than blue arms and more catastrophic than latex balloons - fake VHS openings by YouTube and Wikia user Warren Cook.
Warren gets a just punishment for his heinous crimes - a 10 seconds long string of some random numbers and a place in such categories on the Wikia as "Dead Users", "Evil Characters" and "Hates Ewoks" (?).

Speaking of categories, they are just as autistic as the ones on Pooh's Adventures Wiki. For example, the categories about their "villians" contain subcategories like "Users nobody should like", "Big Time Troublemakers", "Characters who get in trouble alot at school and home, or public places", "Decepticons", "People who act like Decepticons", "Corrupt Terminators", "Kaiju who curl into balls", "Part of the Axis Power of the 21st century" and this one, which is my personal favourite for some reason:
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No, it wasn't created by trolls.

Also, here's another typical page - some tactical autism inspired by Call of Duty Modern Warfare. Note the list of wars.

Read that article and could feel myself cringing
 
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Like grounding videos?
Like memorializing/reminiscing about disasters?
Do you want both in the same video?
Get yourself a GoAnimate Account to solve your problems.
 
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Like grounding videos?
Like memorializing/reminiscing about disasters?
Do you want both in the same video?
Get yourself a GoAnimate Account to solve your problems.
If he's making videos like this as a way of "paying tribute" to those affected by a major tragedy, I'd hate to see what he will be cooking up in a couple of weeks.
 
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