Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Gunter Hatherer]

So really just regular old hetero sex modulo a kinky head game. Right?

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/17hdaxc/it_is_possible_to_learn_this_technique_but_not/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/6a2s2

... or not.

 

[Scoia'tael]

There are multiple Ls taking place here. I counted 4. Let me know how many you find!


1. Pooner. 2. Pooner of the type to still dress and behave in a stereotypically feminine way and yet expect to be treated as a man 3. Sexpest 4. The kind of person to invite a friend over to binge a show.

They posted an update which just digs their hole deeper tbh:

Spoiler: Update

 

[SpookyObserver]

Fuck that pooner story hits because i had a girl crush on me for a year but instead being with me for a while made her realize she liked being a woman so she avoided transition because of my inputs.

 

[Sebastian Bacchanalia]

Well, what the fuck was the poor pooner supposed to think? Some goodgoy friend of hers blew a bunch of smoke up her asshole about how stunning and brave she was and she was just supposed to intuit naturally that he was lying to her and didn't really mean it based on ... the same autism that led her to become a pooner in the first place?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Fuck that pooner story hits because i had a girl crush on me for a year but instead being with me for a while made her realize she liked being a woman so she avoided transition because of my inputs.

That's like the B-plot of Shaft in Africa, where Shaft fucks the emir's daughter so proficiently that she decides not to get a clitoradectomy.

 

[Scoia'tael]

Well, what the fuck was the poor pooner supposed to think? Some goodgoy friend of hers blew a bunch of smoke up her asshole about how stunning and brave she was and she was just supposed to intuit naturally that he was lying to her and didn't really mean it based on ... the same autism that led her to become a pooner in the first place?

I mean... most of us girls generally don't go around mackin on our friends who have shown no romantic interest in us out of the blue. Doubt it's common practice among normal, sane, well-adjusted men either.

From context I'm thinking the friend is an actual honest to god gay man as well. Poor motherfucker just wanted a fag hag to hang out with and ended up having his lack of attraction to women forcefully solidified even as his wokebrain won't let him think such a thing is possible.

 

[SpookyObserver]

Her 'aro ace' friend seems like an asshole who is reinforcing feelings in her that probably led her to poon out in the first place lol never stood a chance.

 

[Screamer_2]

I had to google "aroace."

Aromantic asexual people

Is there such a thing as romantic asexual people?


Which leads me to 14 Things to Know About Dating as an Asexual Person

A nonexhaustive list of common romantic orientations includes:

• Aromantic. You experience little to no romantic attraction to anyone.
• Biromantic. You have the potential to be romantically attracted to people of two or more genders.
• Demiromantic. You experience romantic attraction infrequently, but when you do it’s only after a strong emotional connection has been developed.
• Heteroromantic. You only experience romantic attraction to people with a different gender than you.
• Homoromantic. You only experience romantic attraction to people with a similar gender as you.
• Polyromantic. You have the potential to be romantically attracted to people of many genders.

Imagine being the kind of straight person who would call themselves hetroromantic.

Apparently the term for not being asexual is allosexual. What non sense. It was too autistic to continue reading.

 

[TruffleSpark]

I had to google "aroace."

Aromantic asexual people

Is there such a thing as romantic asexual people?


Which leads me to 14 Things to Know About Dating as an Asexual Person



Imagine being the kind of straight person who would call themselves hetroromantic.

Apparently the term for not being asexual is allosexual. What non sense. It was too autistic to continue reading.

Before tranny stuff really caught on the "asexual spectrum" was the big thing for straight people who wanted to trojan horse their way into the gay community. It's amazing how many different words they came up with for "horny, but only some of the time" in order to make themselves feel special.

 

[Screamer_2]

Before tranny stuff really caught on the "asexual spectrum" was the big thing for straight people who wanted to trojan horse their way into the gay community. It's amazing how many different words they came up with for "horny, but only some of the time" in order to make themselves feel special.

Now don't straight people just say they are queer?

That shit of, "while I'm married to someone of the opposite sex and never dated anyone that isn't the opposite sex, I wouldn't identify as straight." That garbage.

Is there a whole bunch of terms they apply to themselves? Or is it still really around the gays, trans and autisms?

When I was last single, the only thing I'd ever see was the occasional chick on OK Cupid claiming she was "sapio sexual."

 

[SpookyObserver]

I had to google "aroace."

Aromantic asexual people

Is there such a thing as romantic asexual people?


Which leads me to 14 Things to Know About Dating as an Asexual Person



Imagine being the kind of straight person who would call themselves hetroromantic.

Apparently the term for not being asexual is allosexual. What non sense. It was too autistic to continue reading.

I cant even front, i thought i was asexual because i had an aversion to it, but wanting to feel closeness was there. As much as i think gender special shit is pretty BS, I think levels of sexual attraction probably have a bigger range than 'normal' to 'porn addled AGP troon who must coom using electric shocks to survive'

EDIT: avoiding double posting, straight people, as i said earlier, will say they are bi because they dated or flirted with the same sex once without any real emotional investment or even having it be a bad experience. Bicurious as a label must be dead to continue feeling special well after that phase.

 

[Screamer_2]

As much as i think gender special shit is pretty BS, I think levels of sexual attraction probably have a bigger range than 'normal' to 'porn addled AGP troon who must coom using electric shocks to survive'

Of course.

Although I think there's probably a large aspect of people's behaviour and desires that is purely environmental rather than biological. A large way they could be made to express and feel such things.

 

[RMQualtrough]

Anonymously on the net is in public?
You can say 'nigger' here.

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How soon after I cut my dick off before the good times start?

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[RMQualtrough]

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dicestackster • Trans • 43m

10/10 girl in grocery store called me "ugly af" to her boyfriend : /​

I felt pretty good about myself until just a few minutes ago….. but yeah. It hurt even more because before that comment I thought she looked like a 10, absolutely gorgeous. I will always be appalling to pretty people because of how ugly my face is. Hopefully I can get FFS in 3-4 years, otherwise I'm gonna just hide in my room now like a cave-person. Goobye :')

I'm disgustingly ugly what's the issue with that? A hideous person can simply live with cats.

Trannies have little chance of an attractive partner for obvious reasons. They should stop worrying about 3s, let alone about "10s", and just buy some kitty cats. Burmese kitty cats.

Meow.

 

[Positron]

I envy women because of "anime girls, adult entertainment actresses, and video games characters."
This is too good not to be a troll.

Is there such a thing as romantic asexual people?

"Asexual" can mean anything except "thinking about sex every waking second". Yes, you are almost certainly "asexual" under some definition.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Trannies have little chance of an attractive partner for obvious reasons. They should stop worrying about 3s, let alone about "10s", and just buy some kitty cats. Burmese kitty cats.

Now, I do love a good kitty cat, but you gotta be really cautious about pet ownership when you have chronic wounds.

 

[Mad_Dog]

I envy women because of "anime girls, adult entertainment actresses, and video games characters."
This is too good not to be a troll.


"Asexual" can mean anything except "thinking about sex every waking second". Yes, you are almost certainly "asexual" under some definition.

Asexual is just another word for loser. Only depressed folks too scared to find sexual partners, and with no libido whatsoever call themselves asexual. How much you wanna bet they still watch porn and fantasize about weird shit all the time?

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

3. Sexpest

I'm all for making fun of lil' pooners but are we really at the point where making a move and getting rejected makes you a sexpest?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Asexual is just another word for loser. Only depressed folks too scared to find sexual partners, and with no libido whatsoever call themselves asexual. How much you wanna bet they still watch porn and fantasize about weird shit all the time?

To be fair, people who don't want to have sex for whatever reason shouldn't be called loser - they're just not having sex. Getting them help if say it's a side effect of medication or part of a disease is one thing, but "I don't want to have sex because I'm just not interested" is just a choice someone makes sometimes. The people who should be shamed are the people who think calling themselves asexual means their special and deserve privileges and those deep in denial that they're not actually asexual and just have weird fetishes that normal people don't like (like ABDL).

 

[Mad_Dog]

Living a chaste life is honorable. Calling yourself asexual on the internet is retarded.