Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[PetiteFeet]

The thing about these "aro/ace" retards is a lot of them think their lack of libido is a normal and acceptable thing to be going through. They're probably depressed and are taking medicine, or they just have naturally low libido/haven't crushed on anyone and interpret that as as a whole different kind of sexuality/identity. Some of them overlap with the other genderspecial autists in multiple different ways.

Then you have fullblown tumblrina retards like Stephanie Sapphire Crimson Claw

This is just straight up internalised homophobia, I bet.

And here's one who's straight up indoctrinated into thinking they have to be LGBTQ++ just because they're a normal kid going through a normal period of hating various things about themself.

This is just disturbing. Tracing someone's top surgery scars? What?

Do note I haven't checked if any of these four random examples from reddit, searching for "trans aroace", fall under any of the common categories we see for genderspecials in general here on the farms. They could be minors, they're most likely all extremely autistic and maybe they grew up in very rigid households that fall on a religious conservative or radical leftist/"my toddler is a they/them" side of Current Year insanity.

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[FinnSven]

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IF they did, it was because they thought he would be an easy lay.

Probably also that he was now the only “girl” in a circle of neckbeards and social pariahs.

 

[Cougar Pump]

There are multiple Ls taking place here. I counted 4. Let me know how many you find!

1. Pooner. 2. Pooner of the type to still dress and behave in a stereotypically feminine way and yet expect to be treated as a man 3. Sexpest 4. The kind of person to invite a friend over to binge a show.

They posted an update which just digs their hole deeper tbh:

Man, this whole awkward 'first crush' interaction would be so much simpler without all this GENDER NONSENSE layered on top. She would have probably just got a simple dicking had this been an ordinary interaction between angsty, questioning, but otherwise mentally competent young individuals.
The lack of insight into the plain absurdity of this worldview and the intense dysfunction it causes to the subject's own immediate life is, I think, by far the greatest L of all.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Catching up overnight.

Apparently the term for not being asexual is allosexual.

Living a chaste life is honorable. Calling yourself asexual on the internet is retarded.

"Asexual" can mean anything except "thinking about sex every waking second". Yes, you are almost certainly "asexual" under some definition.

Making up crazy words to cover the crazy, plus people who are playing it as a game.

the plain absurdity of this worldview

Insanity, plus pretending to be insane is a loyalty test.

I envy women because of "anime girls, adult entertainment actresses, and video games characters."

Pins it down perfectly.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

Man, this whole awkward 'first crush' interaction would be so much simpler without all this GENDER NONSENSE layered on top. She would have probably just got a simple dicking had this been an ordinary interaction between angsty, questioning, but otherwise mentally competent young individuals.
The lack of insight into the plain absurdity of this worldview and the intense dysfunction it causes to the subject's own immediate life is, I think, by far the greatest L of all.

I think he is just actually gay. I don't think she would've gotten anything from him because she doesn't even present as a male (not that that would make her a man but still), she's just a girl, and trying to kiss him made him recoil in disgust and leave it sounds like lmao so. Maybe this will peak him.

 

[PetiteFeet]

There are multiple Ls taking place here. I counted 4. Let me know how many you find!

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1. Pooner. 2. Pooner of the type to still dress and behave in a stereotypically feminine way and yet expect to be treated as a man 3. Sexpest 4. The kind of person to invite a friend over to binge a show.

They posted an update which just digs their hole deeper tbh:

Spoiler: Update

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Continuance

https://www.tumblr.com/whoopsifuckedup2023

 

[Procrastinhater]

Continuance
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https://www.tumblr.com/whoopsifuckedup2023

Bet the poor fag just realized he forgot his jacket in his rush to get out of there.
Creepy ass insane Pooner.

 

[The Ugly One]

Making up crazy words to cover the crazy, plus people who are playing it as a game.

There is, or at least was, a lot of social pressure on girls to have casual sex as teenagers in some circles. Being uncomfortable with just putting out all the time, everywhere, for anyone made you weird and "sex-negative." A girl declaring she was "demisexual" or "sapiosexual" because she didn't like the idea of getting dick from strangers was both a way to avoid being shamed and to get genderspecial points.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/17hoqqc/my_sister_is_pregnant_and_i_feel_weird_about_it/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/03NqC

Analysis:
The pregnant little sister first told the sibling she knew would be happy for her.
Later reluctantly told the sibling she knew would get all pissy about it.

 

[Fornicario]

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Find some better friends if you can. They must be massive spergs if you're their best chance of buttsex. But, this is a tranny. A creature that denies its own biology. The "straight guy friends" probably don't exist.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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His face makes me think "tranny Drachenlord"
I think it's the chin, he looks like he has Rainers huge Uruk Hai underbite, that and the vacant autism stare.

 

[Piss Bear]

I had to google "aroace."

Aromantic asexual people

Is there such a thing as romantic asexual people?


Which leads me to 14 Things to Know About Dating as an Asexual Person



Imagine being the kind of straight person who would call themselves hetroromantic.

Apparently the term for not being asexual is allosexual. What non sense. It was too autistic to continue reading.

Tumblr speak has poisoned our language. When I was younger I called myself asexual biromantic. It felt retarded back then too, but I liked feeling special. Obviously I don't use those terms anymore, there really isn't even much reason to label your sexuality unless you're gay. I don't even consider myself bisexual anymore lmfao. It was all a phase, shockingly.

The reason people say they are asexual is because they are insecure about their bodies and have never had sex before, and are too scared or insecure to. But once you stop being a pussy you realize you are "allosexual" just like everyone else, and are not special at all.

 

[InsulindianPhasmid]

I’m willing to bet a lot of “asexuals” online are children who have been given unfettered access to the internet’s frankly horrific depictions of human sexuality and are rightfully terrified.

If I was 13 and saw some of the shit that porn and social media passes off as sex I’d say I was asexual too.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Continuance
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https://www.tumblr.com/whoopsifuckedup2023

South park fans catching strays for no reason

 

[RMQualtrough]

A lot of these trannies just need to be plain gay/lesbian and stop there. I feel like ALLLLOOOTT OF ISSUES would be solved. Too bad being just a fag isn’t enough for these ogres.

They're afraid of being faggots. If they like men but become a woman, then they're heterosexual women. They can't cope with being a fucking FAG.

Asexual is just another word for loser. Only depressed folks too scared to find sexual partners, and with no libido whatsoever call themselves asexual. How much you wanna bet they still watch porn and fantasize about weird shit all the time?

I watch porn maybe once every two to three months.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Did shit just get real? I say no, but ...

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/17hrtcc/i_just_had_a_horrifying_thought_the_draft/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/WFILE

 

[PetiteFeet]

Did shit just get real? I say no, but ...
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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/17hrtcc/i_just_had_a_horrifying_thought_the_draft/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/WFILE

Women across the globe have fought tooth and nail to get military service on par with men's drafting. Don't think being a troon is life on easy mode, per your own shitty logic. Cope, seethe and dilate in the field, private Tranny.

 

[kyskeff]

They're afraid of being faggots. If they like men but become a woman, then they're heterosexual women. They can't cope with being a fucking FAG.

I would suck 100 dicks over cutting my own off and I'm not even a faggot. I think most people would feel the same. That we ended up with this being a 'solution' to gay guilt is so nuts, definitely a decent chunk of trannies in that category.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Back when you couldn't see the top of my head from space, I wore my hair down to my shoulders. Shampoo + conditioner + trim the split ends, and it looked pretty good. Not Sebastian Bach good, but girls talked to me.



Trooning out when you look like that at age 50 is like having a sealed copy of Sgt Pepper's, signed by all four Beatles, that you ripped open and used for turntable scratches in your Limp Bizkit cover band.

I understand we are on kiwi farms and all but these are the only trannies I hate to a person.. fucking waste just like magic Johnson's son.. If you are over like 6'2 and you transition I hate you I don't care who you are