Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[LaughJoke2.0]

I would suck 100 dicks over cutting my own off and I'm not even a faggot. I think most people would feel the same. That we ended up with this being a 'solution' to gay guilt is so nuts, definitely a decent chunk of trannies in that category.

If my options are sucking 100 dicks or chopping my own dick off, I'm joining the 41% Club and saying peace out.

 

[The Noticer]

Did shit just get real? I say no, but ...
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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/17hrtcc/i_just_had_a_horrifying_thought_the_draft/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/WFILE

Women across the globe have fought tooth and nail to get military service on par with men's drafting. Don't think being a troon is life on easy mode, per your own shitty logic. Cope, seethe and dilate in the field, private Tranny.

Trump gave trannies a "get-out-of-draft-free" card on a silver platter and they threw a shit-fit about it, because they wanted to have their dick cut off for free by the VA.

Be careful what you wish for.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

If my options are sucking 100 dicks or chopping my own dick off, I'm joining the 41% Club and saying peace out.

at first i thought u meant youd rather troon out and i was like "what?!"

 

[Jizzrag]

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University is teaching me bonepills

do NOT study archeology unless you want constant psychic damage, i just sat through a 3 hour lecture about bone development in humans and a solid 30 minutes was just the teacher talking about sexual dimorphism and then handing out models for us to figure out the sex/species of, literally killing myself rn (tbf she at least tried to be nice and did the whole sex=/=gender ally speech first)

 

[kyskeff]

If my options are sucking 100 dicks or chopping my own dick off, I'm joining the 41% Club and saying peace out.

All the best 'ma'am'.

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University is teaching me bonepills

do NOT study archeology unless you want constant psychic damage, i just sat through a 3 hour lecture about bone development in humans and a solid 30 minutes was just the teacher talking about sexual dimorphism and then handing out models for us to figure out the sex/species of, literally killing myself rn (tbf she at least tried to be nice and did the whole sex=/=gender ally speech first)

Can we go back to institutionalizing these people like the 50s? Imagine paying to learn a physical science & being upset when it contradicts your delusion -- WHILE BEING FUCKING PANDERED TO!

 

[SpookyObserver]

Asexual is just another word for loser. Only depressed folks too scared to find sexual partners, and with no libido whatsoever call themselves asexual. How much you wanna bet they still watch porn and fantasize about weird shit all the time?

Weird take. People exist without sexual urges and to say otherwise is more porn brained. Now most people online saying they are any label are probably lying.

Also yes, no libido is literally asex.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Lovelorn pooners latest update. A price to the kiwi, that called the friend a faggot. Congratz fren.
Isnt it funny, that a trans man dresses girly and bags the friend thats a gay man? I would call it a straight relationship but Im also a bigot terf.

 

[Rotter]

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University is teaching me bonepills

do NOT study archeology unless you want constant psychic damage, i just sat through a 3 hour lecture about bone development in humans and a solid 30 minutes was just the teacher talking about sexual dimorphism and then handing out models for us to figure out the sex/species of, literally killing myself rn (tbf she at least tried to be nice and did the whole sex=/=gender ally speech first)

Life outside Tranny Town is too real ...whaaah.

I want to beat the snot out of a tranny with male, and female pelvic bones, so they can appreciate the anatomical nuances.

 

[The Ugly One]

Lovelorn pooners latest update. A price to the kiwi, that called the friend a faggot. Congratz fren.
Isnt it funny, that a trans man dresses girly and bags the friend thats a gay man? I would call it a straight relationship but Im also a bigot terf.
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wait

Is what happened here that a girl who pretends she's a boy just really hit it off with a boy who says he's gay?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Notice all of his examples of women that he's jealous of are male fantasies, not actual women:

1. anime girls
2. porn stars
3. ass-kicking video game heroines
4. whatever he fantasizes about hot girls he sees on the street

Talk about validating the theory that troons just try to turn into their fantasy fuck dolls.

They’re never inspired by, say, female politicians, artists, writers, athletes - it’s only women, real or fictional, that cater to the male gaze.

That's like the B-plot of Shaft in Africa, where Shaft fucks the emir's daughter so proficiently that she decides not to get a clitoradectomy.

RIP Richard Roundtree. He was a complicated man, and no one understood him but his woman.

I’m willing to bet a lot of “asexuals” online are children who have been given unfettered access to the internet’s frankly horrific depictions of human sexuality and are rightfully terrified.

If I was 13 and saw some of the shit that porn and social media passes off as sex I’d say I was asexual too.

All the self-described asexuals I’ve ever met fall into three categories.
- Closet homosexuals.
- Incels with sour grapes.
- People with arrested development who are scared of dating.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

Lovelorn pooners latest update. A price to the kiwi, that called the friend a faggot. Congratz fren.
Isnt it funny, that a trans man dresses girly and bags the friend thats a gay man? I would call it a straight relationship but Im also a bigot terf.
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Now this just sounds like typical teenage girl fan fiction.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

wait

Is what happened here that a girl who pretends she's a boy just really hit it off with a boy who says he's gay?

Or a girl who pretends she’s a boy is friends with a boy who saw an opportunity and figured that pretending to be gay was a small price to pay. Then, when he gets bored, he can “realise” that he’s actually straight and this pooner who wears women’s clothing is just too masculine for him now.

 

[goat sneed]

Lovelorn pooners latest update. A price to the kiwi, that called the friend a faggot. Congratz fren.
Isnt it funny, that a trans man dresses girly and bags the friend thats a gay man? I would call it a straight relationship but Im also a bigot terf.
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The fucking Tolstoy-length venting on this shit is the most female teen thing I've ever seen. I'm sorry lil pooner, I'm not convinced.

Edit: Huge X to doubt on the making out part happening, even bigger on the dude being gay if it did. This is some weird self-insert slash fiction.

All the self-described asexuals I’ve ever met fall into three categories.
- Closet homosexuals.
- Incels with sour grapes.
- People with arrested development who are scared of dating.

It's hilarious that the AITA post immediately devolved into accusations of "aphobia", the most meaningless term ever created by Tumblr. Like you can be oppressed for NOT wanting to have sex. It's not like sexual repression is historically associated with the traditionalist view or anything.

I don't know about the particulars, but this asexual shit has always been retarded because they can't ever seem to define it. You can have sex, fantasize about having sex, masturbate, have sexual partners (...) and call yourself asexual. It's similar to that stupid MOGAI shit where extremely minor particularities need their visibility and flags (like autismgender or queerplatonic).
I think this is largely a female contingent; moreso shut-ins or sexually repressed teens who got their info about love and romance from TV shows. So they assume everyone else fucks every day and feels the need to fuck whenever they see someone attractive, and think they're abnormal for not getting any. Wouldn't surprise me if the autism stats on the asexual community represented a decent chunk.

 

[Nick Obre]

Weird take. People exist without sexual urges and to say otherwise is more porn brained. Now most people online saying they are any label are probably lying.

Also yes, no libido is literally asex.

If you have no libido (within certain reasonable age ranges), there's something wrong with your organism.

It's like being blind, something in your body that should work, doesn't; it's a condition, a disability, not an identity.
Or it shouldn't be, in any case.

To be clear, it's not a moral failing either, being blind, or having no libido.
By the same idea, if you just decide not to engage in romance or sex for whatever reason, that's fine too.

But it's not a sexuality or an identity in itself.

These fuckers (or nonfuckers) are so autistic that they've got to label everything; they've gone as far as labeling "being sexually attracted only to people you have an emotional connection with", which is in short HAVING A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP, NOT BEING A FUCKING SLUT. Though I forget the word they made for it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Wouldn't surprise me if the autism stats on the asexual community represented a decent chunk.

IMO, it should be LGBAA. Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Autistic, Attention-Seeking.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

straight people, as i said earlier, will say they are bi because they dated or flirted with the same sex once without any real emotional investment or even having it be a bad experience. Bicurious as a label must be dead to continue feeling special well after that phase.

this is really ludicrous. when i was a teenager, and maybe i moved in weird circles (see below), it was pretty normal to have sex with people of your own sex. cos you were just figuring shit out and what worked for you.

Maybe this will peak him.

i hope it does.

There is, or at least was, a lot of social pressure on girls to have casual sex as teenagers in some circles

some men will give teenage girls money or drugs in exchange for sex in a way that doesn't make it seem completely transactional. i know, massive surprise. its only when you look back later that you realise it was probably not good.

the point is, young people experiment and fuck up, they can be taken advantage of. you can be massively gay one day cos you had awesome sex with, in my case, a girl, and then 100% straight the next week when you realise it works better for you that way. i just don't get wanting to put a label on it.

its totally fine also to not want sex at all, generally you need an object of affection and sexual desire to want to fuck, unless you're like 16 and have hormones telling you to shag anyone in sight.

most people are special in their own way, not due to a label, but because they have unique characteristics that they can channel to do something most people can't do that will mean something to someone. its sad to see people ignoring that in their desperation to have one of the trendy labels.

 

[Panzerfrau]

All the self-described asexuals I’ve ever met fall into three categories.
- Closet homosexuals.
- Incels with sour grapes.
- People with arrested development who are scared of dating.

I have a favorite fourth category: troons who are forced to date another troons instead of members of the sex they're attracted to. I often see them "come out as asexuals" shortly after entering a relationship. They of course are still perpetually horny sexpests online, but they need to disguise the lack of attraction to their partner's body.
Thinking about it, it makes me kinda sad for said partners, imagine your partner claiming to be asexual just to not sleep with you, and then jerking off furiously to furry porn on Twitter.

 

[SpookyObserver]

If you have no libido (within certain reasonable age ranges), there's something wrong with your organism.

It's like being blind, something in your body that should work, doesn't; it's a condition, a disability, not an identity.
Or it shouldn't be, in any case.

To be clear, it's not a moral failing either, being blind, or having no libido.
By the same idea, if you just decide not to engage in romance or sex for whatever reason, that's fine too.

But it's not a sexuality or an identity in itself.

These fuckers (or nonfuckers) are so autistic that they've got to label everything; they've gone as far as labeling "being sexually attracted only to people you have an emotional connection with", which is in short HAVING A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP, NOT BEING A FUCKING SLUT. Though I forget the word they made for it.

I dont mind calling it a disability idrc about that hair splitting, I dont vibe with tranny hypersexuality but even normie sex or boomer views on sex are far beyond what I feel. Like the emotional connection thing kind of means i also dont crush on celebs or feel like watching naked women. Either way, done mucking up the thread I'll find an L to post.

 

[Positron]

Did shit just get real? I say no, but ...
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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/17hrtcc/i_just_had_a_horrifying_thought_the_draft/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/WFILE

Well, Thai ladybois are exempt from the draft.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

this is really ludicrous. when i was a teenager, and maybe i moved in weird circles (see below), it was pretty normal to have sex with people of your own sex. cos you were just figuring shit out and what worked for you.

It’s not normal for dudes to fuck each other in an experimenting way. By the time a dude is sexually active he knows if he likes dudes or not.

With women there’s more leeway. Especially in recent years.