Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Goddamn Hippies]

>I hate my broad shoulders so much

Make your neck longer, then. ACK

They are such freaks. 0% chance he’s not sat there with his dick in his hand loving the attention.

Edit: he’s a “massive sub” …virgin.

 

[Goddamn Hippies]

I bring to you a true and honest woMAN that has “bagged a CIS MAN!!!”
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He’s straight but has been with a trans girl before
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/s/zQNqEvPDKs
Ghost archive isn’t working for me currently will try later.

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My dress has to match my panties for when he takes them off later…
I wonder what shade of lipstick would look good on his….
Not a fetish tho!
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/s/cmPDTFLOgb


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Spoiler: The cis boyfriend in question

NEWS FLASH! Most people do no post pictures of themselves and their partner on Reddit of all places. Truly exceptional
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https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/hlQE4aMdpj

How dare you be a cis woman and come into my space and tell me you support me!!1!111!
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Got downvoted tho lmao. Do what your fellow troon said and take the damn compliment.

I’m sorry, what? Some totally straight man “ate” this Troon out? Wtf does that even mean? Kill them all with fire.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Link.

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And there it is. How shocking. How absolutely shocking.

If you're an ugly woman, you can still have dreams, goals, hopes and accomplishments. Show us your shelf full of pickled green tomatoes, Olivia. Show us your quilts.

 

[Panoramic Overton Window]

Link.

>I feel like I should just kill myself but I have a decently feminine face.
>Though what's the point of existing if I can't be a beautiful woman?

My God, the fact that these grown adults can't process reality not bending to their wishes is mind-boggling to me. I could write a long list of things I wish I could change about myself, mentally and physically, but why bother? Most of them are completely out of my control, so I fucking grew up and accepted what God or nature gave me. The last thing of all I could change would be my sex, but somehow we have arrived at a place where this narcissistic lunacy is manditorily "celebrated" and encouraged.

 

[Bobsmyuncle]

But..but.. not all women have vaginas right??

The comments... of course his hug box tells him he's not crazy for wanting a vagina.. and someone basically saying transwomen dont have the body of a real woman.. hmmm, what does that mean?

Another completely normal womanly thought... along with some normal, rational comments..

And finally the tranny in question (featuring his buldge in a pair of panties)

 

[Dread First]

Link | Archive
Tranny wrote a blog post about how their kid caused them to troon out, and the kid saw it.
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Old ass post but I haven’t skimmed here in ages. Holy fucking shit... the pooner didn't have the friggin decency to just be a normal abusive mother to her son she never wanted, and just express her disdain for her son verbally.

My faith in God is much more tenuous than I'd ever care to admit IRL or online... but it's shit like this that makes me instinctively pray after reading it. To the all-Merciful, all-Compassionate Lord... please don't ignore the strife of this poor lad.

 

[BauBau]

>I hate my broad shoulders so much

Make your neck longer, then. ACK

Moid

But..but.. not all women have vaginas right??
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The comments... of course his hug box tells him he's not crazy for wanting a vagina.. and someone basically saying transwomen dont have the body of a real woman.. hmmm, what does that mean?
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Another completely normal womanly thought... along with some normal, rational comments..
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And finally the trans in question (featuring his buldge in a pair of panties)
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’I’m built like this btw’ - literally has a gunt. Schizo level delusional.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Grindset for even the littlest of pooners.

Sigma Bind(er)set?

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

For some good pooner L's, just search for paranoid/paranoia on ftm. They are all completely neurotic/insane.

 

[Goddamn Hippies]

If you're an ugly woman, you can still have dreams, goals, hopes and accomplishments. Show us your shelf full of pickled green tomatoes, Olivia. Show us your qui

>I feel like I should just kill myself but I have a decently feminine face.
>Though what's the point of existing if I can't be a beautiful woman?

My God, the fact that these grown adults can't process reality not bending to their wishes is mind-boggling to me. I could write a long list of things I wish I could change about myself, mentally and physically, but why bother? Most of them are completely out of my control, so I fucking grew up and accepted what God or nature gave me. The last thing of all I could change would be my sex, but somehow we have arrived at a place where this narcissistic lunacy is manditorily "celebrated" and encouraged.

Yep. My sister in law thinks she’s a man. She well and truly peaked me. Not only did she cut her tits off, but admitted to lying to the specialists to transition(shocker) and is now fixated on the size of her hands and how to walk “like a man”, etc. It’s always something about her body. It’s extremely clear she’s deeply unhappy with herself, clearly mentally ill, and thought being a real boy was easy mode. Shame she’s a fat loser with a terrible personality. I quietly give the most idiotic *helpful* suggestions I can. I’m deep in enemy territory in HR daily so am used to the language and how to appear compliant.

I casually suggested(repeatedly) she inform her GP of her clear and totally valid executive dysfunction from her self diagnosed ADHD. She’d have constant meltdowns about forgetting to put on the gel and it was annoying. She’s got it all tax payer funded here too. Ugh.

Fortunately, she agreed that she should pursue T injections - but after the GP review, she’s too fat and stupid so needs to lose about 200lbs and get an actual diagnosis.

She remains aggressively and impotently annoyed at evil gatekeeping doctors. LOL.

I hope you “digitally self harm” and read this, Charlotte. You retarded cunt.

Sorry for sperging but I figured someone here might appreciate it.

 

[Creative Username]

Sorry for sperging but I figured someone here might appreciate it.

There's a thread here in Stinkditch for relatives and friends lost to trooning, and a thread for talking about what made you peak. You can post the stuff from this post there if you want to and haven't done so already.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

>I feel like I should just kill myself but I have a decently feminine face.
>Though what's the point of existing if I can't be a beautiful woman?

My God, the fact that these grown adults can't process reality not bending to their wishes is mind-boggling to me. I could write a long list of things I wish I could change about myself, mentally and physically, but why bother? Most of them are completely out of my control, so I fucking grew up and accepted what God or nature gave me. The last thing of all I could change would be my sex, but somehow we have arrived at a place where this narcissistic lunacy is manditorily "celebrated" and encouraged.

It’s like they’re stuck as teenagers; they think things should be a certain way and they’re getting pissy about it. It’s like a girl getting a period early, or a fat kid/teen getting upset over having to get a bigger size. Like no, a 14 y/o (usually) should not be wearing an adult large, but if that’s what fits, that’s what you have to get.

Sorry for sperging but I figured someone here might appreciate it.

I’d be careful not to powerlevel but it sounds like you might have some funny stories. Spill.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Didn't know this was a thing, wtf. You'd think other women would be understanding, I could see immature teenage boys making jokes(I've been one of those boys), but other girls?

Late but yes. In high schools you have to open the packet or tampon wrapper completely silently. Waiting for a toilet flush to cover the sound helps. Peeling a used pad off your underpants makes the loudest noise and takes forever to do quietly if you don't hear a toilet flush in time. Sometimes you have to make sure to do it between classes because if you take your bag to the bathroom in the middle of class, everyone will know what you're doing in there.

Edit: If you can smell that a woman is menstruating, she's also not bathing enough. Even then, if you're not a complete mong you'll figure out a way to minimize it, otherwise every woman on a survival course or in the North Atlantic Squadron would be dead/captured/failed by now.

 

[Goddamn Hippies]

There's a thread here in Stinkditch for relatives and friends lost to trooning, and a thread for talking about what made you peak. You can post the stuff from this post there if you want to.

I knew someone would point me in the right direction, thanks!

It’s also a fun L, I think.

It’s like they’re stuck as teenagers; they think things should be a certain way and they’re getting pissy about it. It’s like a girl getting a period early, or a fat kid/teen getting upset over having to get a bigger size. Like no, a 14 y/o (usually) should not be wearing an adult large, but if that’s what fits, that’s what you have to get.


I’d be careful not to powerlevel but it sounds like you might have some funny stories. Spill.

Oh I’m sure I will share more! In the correct threads lol.

 

[LimeRikki]

I’m sorry, what? Some totally straight man “ate” this Troon out? Wtf does that even mean? Kill them all with fire.

Actually there's one way to eat out a penis that I know of.

 

[Poonocchio]

’I’m built like this btw’ - literally has a gunt. Schizo level delusional.

1.9k likes on that picture as well. At least 1.9k disgusting degens in the world thinking it's perfectly fine for a gunted man wearing mismatched women's underwear to post shit like this on a public platform that 13 year olds can use.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Her movements alone makes me clock her. Then you have her way of speaking, video editing style, etc.
They couldn't pass even if they transferred their consciousness into a real male body.

The hand movements and hair fixing are more female than the average female; outside of the USA women don't mince like that.

 

[Goddamn Hippies]

Delusional.

You’ll all be pleased to know I figured out thumbnails. I’ll not pretend I didn’t watch Null’s handy guide and feel shame.

 

[expectant asshole]

Makes me wonder, do any of these people talk about Jurassic Park and life finds a way as some form of self description?

I had a (now ex) friend drunk on tranny fluid say this to me. He was trying to tell me that sex was a spectrum but I pointed out that there are only eggs and sperm and you need one of each (at least) to make a baby. He tried to say that life will find a way. I said it hadn’t for millennia so I don’t think it will happen in our life time.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

YOU WILL GENDER ME CORRECTLY