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"NOOO I'M NOT SIR EVEN THOUGH I HAVE THE MANLIEST VOICE EVER! [stress sigh] IT'S LIKE A KNIFE IN THE HEART, OH, WOE IS ME!"
ITS MAAM

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I had a (now ex) friend drunk on tranny fluid say this to me. He was trying to tell me that sex was a spectrum but I pointed out that there are only eggs and sperm and you need one of each (at least) to make a baby. He tried to say that life will find a way. I said it hadn’t for millennia so I don’t think it will happen in our life time.
I was once at an arch-conservative event and overheard people talking in the bathroom: "I think there should be a Leftist Park, you know with electric fences, like Jurassic Park? You wouldn't even need to genetically modify them to be sterile, they do that themselves."
 
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I love that late 90s/early 00s necklace that all teenage girls used to wear. That paired with the voice, the poor fashion sense in general (his last 'fit you could fool me and say it's a gay man, plus the dog lmao) and the hair, my stars the HAIR!
Such female, very wow.

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"Hello! I hit my milestone marker of 1 year on Estrogen!! I’m 30, Just moved to LA and cannot believe the difference in my mental state thanks to the wonderful powers of Ladymones lol. I don’t really see a big difference physically, BUT I feel dramatically different than I was when I started for sure! Left is a month before I started and the right was taken a few days ago :) no editing or filtering aside from the portrait mode blurring! :) I’m now going to start slowly transitioning to my chosen name of Rose :)"

My Therapist Might Be Transphobic ? | archive
I have been going to see therapists for a few years now (a lot of different people because Army) sometimes it helps and sometimes it doesn’t and I know every therapist is different and you need to find one that you feel comfortable with. That being said I just moved to Georgia (again army) and had to start seeing a new person. Normally I like to have a female therapist as it’s just easier for me to open up with them, but that wasn’t an option for me here.

So I set up an appointment in person with a guy and when I talked to him about why I wanted to see someone, he really seemed like he wanted to help and understand me and my situation (until my actual appointment that is). I’m always nervous about opening up to someone new as you never know how someone will react but I figured that’s what therapy is for so I went all in and said everything…but this guys attitude and demeanor changed almost immediately.

He started by getting a dry erase marker and a whiteboard and trying to explain to me the difference between interests and being trans. Saying things like you’re allowed to like clothing and you still may not be trans or you’re allowed to like shopping and you still may not be trans, which of course I understand. But he seem to keep coming up with gotcha moments. and was very aggressively telling me that I was confused because of society, and this “trans movement” has confused a lot of people

He said back in the 80s you never heard the word transgender and guys were just called crossdressers and because society wants to put people in little boxes they came up with a new name for it and everybody wants to fit in so that’s why I’m feeling the way I am.

He said that I was bullied and depressed a lot as a kid and the depression went unchecked for so long and that if I get it under control then my “symptoms” will more correctly align with my gender and I can then control the “interests” that are more feminine.

So I felt like I had to defend myself and explain that when I was 6 I knew how I felt, sure I may have thought I was a crossdresser back then because I didn’t know the word, but I did know how I felt. so I told him that, that word never felt right, because my body never felt right. and he tried to blame it on social media and me growing up around too much influence, but I explained to him that I grew up in the country where there was no phone no Internet and and no T.V. I had nobody around me for literal miles. I was just there by myself a lot as a kid parents were working I was home alone I didn’t have anything to influence me

Then he started comparing biology to culture, like wrote them both down on the board and pointed at one, and said “now which one of these two things can you change” in a really condescending tone. And when I said, obviously biology doesn’t change, but I never said that it did, then he pointed it me and went “ah ha” like he finally caught me in something. So I told him I understand if I get an ear cut off. I don’t become an alien, but I want my outsides to match how I feel on the inside and that was another gotcha moment for him because he said “see that is society…you want to look that way for society” and I said no I want to look at myself in the mirror and actually smile and be happy with who I see.

After that, he attacked my sexuality, saying that I have a wife and three kids so clearly I don’t have a problem with my “downstairs” because it gets hard for women. So I said yes I still love my wife and I still find women attractive, but then he tried the gotcha moment again, saying “gay man can have the hottest blond on their laps and not get hard” and “if you still find women attractive why would you remove your genitals when that’s a pretty big part of the sexual component for women”…so I mentioned that lesbian seem to do just fine, and he kind of rolled his eyes and scoffed at the thought.

it ended with him telling me that he already made me an appointment with a doctor for some antidepressant medication‘s (before we even started the session) and telling me that he can’t help me until I make the decision between getting the surgeries and living how I want to live, or keeping my life as it is now with my wife and kids. and then telling me to make a follow up appointment after my decision has been made, then gestured towards the door as though to say now is a good time to leave.

I went into the session with so much hope that I could find someone decent to talk to ,about the issues and problems I’m having. But I left feeling worse than ever. I honestly don’t know what to do next. I’m kind of lost and stuck in a loop and don’t know where to go.

if you’ve made it this far thank you for taking the time to read. I’m always open for questions, DM‘s and any advice is welcome. Thank you and have a lovely day 🥰

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Strength Loss | archive
 
I had a (now ex) friend drunk on tranny fluid say this to me. He was trying to tell me that sex was a spectrum but I pointed out that there are only eggs and sperm and you need one of each (at least) to make a baby. He tried to say that life will find a way. I said it hadn’t for millennia so I don’t think it will happen in our life time.
I mean the way life finds in these cases is extinction
 
You can smell that picture. Poor fucking kids. Maybe it’s because we’re barely scraping by, but it makes me mad that idiots put up gofuckmes and get given thousands.
Ugh. I once saw a post where a troons was happy that he got to see a gynecologist and how much eUpHoRiA it gave him. I got so angry because all I could think of were all the people who need medical care and can't get it.
 
"Asians always pass"
[img: dong-long-gone jones looking like the boss of Starfox on the SNES, but wearing makeup]
Late, and no doubt said before, but it bears repeating: I doubt he even passed as a man with his Kermit the Frog voice. At least Kermit has an excuse for the way he is; he's fuckin' KERMIT. And Ladies love Kermit, despite being an animal. Jones pretends to be a snow leopard with his visibly stinky feet and he needs to phone up random wives of internet provider CEO's in the wee hours of the morning because he has no friends to talk to. Except for the ones in his head.
 
Late, and no doubt said before, but it bears repeating: I doubt he even passed as a man with his Kermit the Frog voice. At least Kermit has an excuse for the way he is; he's fuckin' KERMIT. And Ladies love Kermit, despite being an animal. Jones pretends to be a snow leopard with his visibly stinky feet and he needs to phone up random wives of internet provider CEO's in the wee hours of the morning because he has no friends to talk to. Except for the ones in his head.
Dong Gone in his fucking snow leopard FurFag onesie saying Mow like he's fucking cute is absolute nightmare fuel.
He wouldn't look out of place as an enemy on Outlast or STALKER or some shit.
 
Any form of address that isn't explicitly for women like "Ma'am" "Miss" or "Your Highness" makes them seethe. It's a great way to trigger trannies while maintaining plausible deniability.
You may be exaggerating there for comedic effect, but thanks to Clownworld, such a thing is (unfortunately) very much a reality.

“The Royal Majesty” makes her delicate and dignified entrance at 4:10.

Holy, fair, and wise is she! I have the honour to remain, Madam, The Royal Majesty's most humble and obedient subject!
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Best parts:
>The stunning bravery of TRM 👑.
>The council meeting moderator struggling/walking on eggshells with the idiocy of their names, almost unable to comprehend that these retards were being serious.
>The parade of zeros that precede the formal entrance of TRM 👑. One looks like Patrick Star if he trooned out, who is then followed by Kenan Thompson in a wig, and lastly, some yuppie troon idiot badly cosplaying Link.
 
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why doesn't this guy transition completely if he wants ppl to stop misgendering him? he is still manly & not even trying.

Baritone voices are male, just as constantly interrupting someone to bark orders, as this guy continuously does, is a masculine trait.

surely this guy knows, lots of fellas wearing nail polish & earrings these days & it means nothing.
He needs to up his game, drop the baritone and the barking.

These trannies eagerly change their names and clothes (fairly easy), but anything more difficult (voice, general attitude and bearing) they refuse to change. laziness or stupid?

Have they ever seen a woman their age with a baritone?
they'd also call them sir.

why do they keep the voices? its the dead giveaway.
do they hear themselves?
 
There's no such thing as trans kids.

There's no "dominant hormone misalignment with actual gender".
You get the hormones for your sex, which (barring some superficial and entirely external things like fashion trends and maybe who's the main breadwinner vs who's the main home caretaker) is 100% equivalent to your gender.

Hormone blockers are empirically proven for very specific medical cases, and the natural growth and development of your organism, i.e. puberty, is not something you're being forced to do. It's a function of your body. Delaying it has consequences, despite what the tranny propaganda may claim.

FAGGOT
 
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