Containment Random Chris Updates

[Shrlurmp]

During the broadcast Chris made a comment along the lines of "well she's there at the house am I'm here" and then you could tell that Chris knew they flubbed there and said too much. There's somebody out there who is making sure Chris does not stay at that house despite the court case not going anywhere.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

What I'm getting from that summary is that Barb is at 14 Branchland Ct. while Chris is elsewhere and that he was indeed at Gateway Homes. I guess he was allowed back at his house temporarily without Barb there to retrieve possessions.

That's my read on it too, with Chris it's never what he says unless it's "Honest Content" it's what he doesn't say or the way he says it that lets the cat out of the bag, he is one of the very few people who can be more honest by being evasive.

I personally think he's in some kind of arranged accommodation at the moment - maybe not a full blown Section 8 placement but some other housing or housing assistance program, possibly something through Gateway.

He was allowed home to collect his possessions when Barb wasn't there but someone else was, likely some kind of support worker definitely not flutter as that's the sort of thing that needs professional supervision to make sure he doesn't just help himself to anything he fancies or leaves anything there he's not supposed to.

On some level He knows He's guilty and got very lucky but he can't admit he's wrong, even to himself so he's throwing up the cope shields as hard and as fast as he can.

Barb's either not at 14BLC all the time or she's got some other arrangement going on, Chris isn't sure of her location or the arrangement's details or just doesn't care. I am personally happy with this as the pair of them are both huge negatives in each others life and enable bizarre behaviours.

He is currently getting "All the donations" at the moment because he's got a dental issue going on but that indicates that in the past streams or from his Etsy sales via Praetor He either hasn't been getting them or he's been told for now he is but that will change at some point. Not only is that putting him over the reporting limit for income that could have a knock on effect on his benefits but also cause possible issues if not reported to the Tax office.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

I still find it fascinating that in the Jackie email exchange

Chris mentions he watched Cannibal Holocaust and said that his favourite scene was the part where the tribe women was lured
and cited that it looked "Playful" and Fun.
The fact he describes a graphic violent rape scene as playful and fun

just shows that Chris' implied rape to Meghan
Chris' handling of female trolls with unwarranted touching and Chris raping his mom... doesnt register as a "bad thing" to Chris.

 

[BMO_]

I don't know if it's just me, but his NEVER HAPPENED sounds like holocaust denial
Anyway, here's part 2

Spoiler: Part 2

Chris knows who Cyrax is.

Chris claims that Rick from Rick and Morty has been in 1218 multiple times.

Chris says that karma, somehow, punished CWCki.

Chris says that he briefly wore a sonic costume for this Halloween.

Chris screamed LEEROY JENKINS when someone donated with a message of "Code George Floyd"

OWL HOUSE IS A GOOD SHOW

THERE'S A LOT OF DEMON'S AND DEVIL'S INFLUENCE IN THE PALESTINES

Another question about Bundy, Chris says that he redeemed himself.

He's tired of questions about "The Biggest Fan" episode from Sonic Boom.

ISRAEL IS THE HOLY ONE, IS THE HOLY COUNTRY

Chris's favorite catchphrase is his new ZAP IT UP!

Chris doesn't like his AI voice and that Chris-Chan impression that grease in Smiling Friends had because they don't sound like him.

Someone asks about soul-bonding with a mother-in-law, Chris tries to answer before understanding the nature of that question.

Chris doesn't want people to look at his breasts

Chris embraces pickle memes by squeezing a pickle-shaped anti-stress toy.

Someone asks about Joshua, Chris rambles about karma and then says KIWI FARMS IS DEAD

FORTNITE IS ACTUALLY AN IN-BETWEEN DIMENSION OUTSIDE OF 1218 AND C-197

Chris says that Hyrule and RuleCWC are in the same woods.

FEMALE PRONOUNS, PERIOD. THEY AND THEM IS ALSO ACCEPTABLE BUT I PREFER FEMALE. SHE/HER.

THERE'S NO DELUSIONS HERE, PERIOD. THE ONLY DELUSIONS AROUND HERE ARE THOSE WHO CALL THEMSELF NEUROTYPICAL. THE ONLY ONES WHO ARE REALLY, QUOTE, "CRAZY" , ARE THE NEUROTYPICALS. FOR THEY DO NOT SEE WITHIN THE MULTIVERSE AND EVERYTHING THAT HAS DEEPER METAPHYSICAL.

somebody donates "I don't understand neurotypicals either!". Chris replies with THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE MOST OF THE WORLD ARE NOT NEUROTYPICAL. THEY MAY THINK THEY ARE BUT THEY NOT.

a donator asks why Chris bragged about his sex with Barb, he says that ONLY TRUTH IS SPOKEN AND THERE NEVER-EVER WAS ANY SEX BETWEEN BARBARA AND I, PERIOD.

Chris doesn't know what Touhou is. Thank God.

Chris rambled something about timelines when he receives another question related to Incest Saga.

Chris's favorite pokemons are, somehow, not Sonichu and Rosechu.

Cryzel's age is now WELL OVER 20 YEARS OLD

I HAVE CONSIDERED TIKTOK BUT IT'S NOT IN MY PLAN AT THIS TIME, ALTHOUGH I DO HAVE ONE THAT'S ON OBSERVATION ALONE, I'M NOT MAINLY GONNA BE USING THAT AS A VIDEO STREAMING SERVICE OR PLATFORM, SO DON'T EXPECT ANY VIDEOS FROM ME ON TIKTOK.

Chris liked Sonic Prime show, but he doesn't care about Chaos Sonic.

Chris watched some episodes of Metalocalypse, but he didn't liked the story.

SATAN HAS BEEN TROLLING HAS BEEN BUGGING A WHOLE LOT OF INDIVIDUALS, INCLUDING THOSE WHO ARE FIGHTING BETWEEN ISRAEL AND PALESTINE RIGHT NOW.

The last episode of Comprehensive History that Chris watched was 69.

Chris mentions "HD" version of Sonichu 8 that will feature no NSFW content.

Chris refuses to talk about Bella.

THE CORRECT RELIGION IS ALL GOOD RELIGIONS, NOT THE SATANIC ONES, ONLY THOSE THAT ARE POSITIVE LIVE POWER AND RIGHTEOUSNESS, AND OF COURSE THAT DOES INCLUDE CHRISTIANITY, ISLAMIC, BUDDHISM, METHODISM AND SO FORTH. THE ZODIAC SIGNS, CHINESE CALENDAR, ALL OF THAT. THEY ARE ALL JUST INDIVIDUAL PIECES OF A BIGGER GREATER PUZZLE.

THAT GUY GETS NO ACKNOWLEDGEMENT FROM ME ANYMORE, PERIOD.

"Do you regret admitting to having sex with you mother?"
THE DETAILS HAD TO BE SAID IN THE PAST TO MANIFEST WHAT NEEDED TO BE BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANTED TO BE ATTACKED BY... ANYBODY THAT WERE HAPPENED AND ACTUALLY MAKE IT TO THAT CONVENTION IN THAT YEAR, BUT IT WAS FROM... HIM WHOSE NAME SHOULD NOT BE MENTIONED AGAIN, PERIOD, OR JOSHUA MOON, OR ISABELLA.
ehh???

That's it.

Here's a small thing that isn't major but I would still like to mention: one of Chris's Random Access Humor ramblings mention LSP from Adventure Time. It's strange that he references the show two times on his streams while never talking about it before Incest, Jail and CWCFoot Sagas.

 

[JesusIsTrans!]

Is that a gray hair? He really is aging horribly
.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Jesus when was the last time he washed that shirt? The dirt and grime is just caked into the white collar and stripe near his shoulder.

 

[King Kiwi]

Donating to Chris is already stupid, but why don't they at least ask interesting questions? Ask him about Flutter, Praetor, Barb, Otaku King, if he was in a group home, literally anything can be said, not just 'how are you' or 'JULAY'.

Yes my dear Fellow Kiwi, but that would be giving us what we want.

Plus, it would be the mark of a decent human to proactively reassure people his mother and "friends" were doing okay.

Chris is above such mundane trivialities, good day to you, sir!

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

Jesus when was the last time he washed that shirt? The dirt and grime is just caked into the white collar and stripe near his shoulder.

The Classic 2.0 is starting to look as bad as the original did after Chris started wearing it again after finding it soaked in water with mold growing on it in his basement.

 

[A Grey Cat]

He looks terrible. He's aging pretty rapidly too. He's starting to look like he is in his late 50s or early 60s.

idk his skin to me looks the clearest its been in years, and his hairline while stil sickly blue has more than say Kevin gibes.


Edit: just noticed there's some grey showing under all that blue I wonder what would he look like with all that dye washed off?

 

[AnOminous]

Is that a gray hair? He really is aging horribly

Jihad on Chris. What he's done makes what Putin has done in the Ukraine look like POTATOES!

 

[BMO_]

Jihad on Chris. What he's done makes what Putin has done in the Ukraine look like POTATOES!

Ironic A-Logging is still A-Logging

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

>somebody donates "I don't understand neurotypicals either!". Chris replies with THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE MOST OF THE WORLD ARE NOT NEUROTYPICAL. THEY MAY THINK THEY ARE BUT THEY NOT.

You know what? Chris is unironically right in making this statement in the Year of Our Lord 2023. Maybe not in the exact way he means, but just look at the state that Western Civilization is in! Most people just aren't normal these days.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Jihad on Chris. What he's done makes what Putin has done in the Ukraine look like POTATOES!

Not edgy and exaggerated enough

What HAMAS did to those 40 babies is small potatoes compared to Chris Chan!!!

 

[King Metalia]

Donating to Chris is already stupid, but why don't they at least ask interesting questions? Ask him about Flutter, Praetor, Barb, Otaku King, if he was in a group home, literally anything can be said, not just 'how are you' or 'JULAY'.

Your first mistake was assuming Chris and the weens who watch his boring streams are capable of asking and answering competent questions in the first place.

 

[King Kiwi]

Your first mistake was assuming Chris and the weens who watch his boring streams are capable of asking and answering competent questions in the first place.

I hope they're not using their FAFSA money on Chris and Fagetor.

 

[draggs]

Not edgy and exaggerated enough

What HAMAS did to those 40 babies is small potatoes compared to Chris Chan!!!

Genghis Khan died when a dimensional rift exposed his mind to the evil of CWCville

 

[JesusIsTrans!]

God, Chris's comment section and live chat is fucking unbearable. Ian Brandon Anderson was never funny on it's own, the thing that made it funny back in the day was that it got a reaction out of Chris. Spamming it in the comment section is just obnoxious.

I will say though, I am eagerly anticipating for Chris to have some kind of meltdown over the constant dead meme spam. There's no way he's just gonna stay calm after stream after stream of barbussy and pickles.

 

[King Metalia]

God, Chris's comment section and live chat is fucking unbearable. Ian Brandon Anderson was never funny on it's own, the thing that made it funny back in the day was that it got a reaction out of Chris. Spamming it in the comment section is just obnoxious.

I will say though, I am eagerly anticipating for Chris to have some kind of meltdown over the constant dead meme spam. There's no way he's just gonna stay calm after stream after stream of barbussy and pickles.

If only Chris started streaming in the classic era. Now that would be better reality entertainment than the bullshit on TV these days.

 

[King Kiwi]

If only Chris started streaming in the classic era. Now that would be better reality entertainment than the bullshit on TV these days.

It seems today... that all you get..

Is bullshit and trooning and politics on the internet.

But where is that good old fashion trolling?

Of which had all of us rolling.

Lucky there's the Kiwifarms!!!! (Testify!!!!)

Lucky there's a man who

Possibly can do...all the things that make us

Get pissed and... stress . SIGH.

He's ...a...washed up....HACKKKK....

Yeah.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

It seems today... that all you get..

Is bullshit and trooning and politics on the internet.

But where is that good old fashion trolling?

Of which had all of us rolling.

Lucky there's the Kiwifarms!!!! (Testify!!!!)

Lucky there's a man who

Possibly can do...all the things that make us

Get pissed and... stress . SIGH.

He's ...a...washed up....HACKKKK....

Yeah.

Anata wa okasan no dousei aisha, CURISTINEU desu ka?