FB 8/10 - Chris comments on a news article about incest

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Mariposa Electrique said:
He has not been able to difference between the pickleman and his true and honest sweetheart several times, men tend to be worse with faces when it comes to women are very good with the faces the women they are courting or women they view as the most fertile. Chris' problem lies in the fusiform gyrus of his brain, which means that part of his brain is either screwed up in structure or shape or is not connecting to other parts of his brain necessary for the complete recognition of faces. Chris would be able to recognize Barb and Bob just because he was exposed to them over a longer period of time, just like he can recognize his gal-pals in his facebook. Just like his galpals, though, if his brother aged slightly or put on a little bit of weight, he may be completely unrecognizable to Chris. Chris also has a difficult time differentiating between voices, being duped by a 13-year-old boy playing a brother and girlfriend and the same time. Chris got accustomed to Borbs aging faces and recognize them because he was gradually introduced to their changes, also the fact that they were already old when he was born helped as well. Chris' inability to distinguish between faces or voices along with his driving history leads me to believe that his autism is pretty bad, but he is also severely exceptional as well.
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I personally would like to see an MRI of Chris's brain
 
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DragoonSierra said:
I personally would like to see an MRI of Chris's brain
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I personally am glad that Chris finally came out of the incest closet. It shouldn't be any surprise that the theories on his sexual hang-ups regarding his mother turned out to have a grain of truth to them.

Manly-Chicken said:
To all the lurkers turned posters that seem to be coming out the woodworks, I just want to say hello.
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Well hello to you too, cutie-pie!
 
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Oh boy didn't bother to follow cwc for tiny while because of it is all begging, idiots giving him money and weenies making him do unfunny stuff and this happens.

Well I'm speechless.
 
Subconcious Offense said:
Wasn't the cause of death bed parasites? It is already as it should be.
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bed bugs?

that's my suspicion, anyways.

they don't always go for the whole family; so poor Mr. C might've taken the bite of it.

I don't think they typically carry dieases, either, but at 80 maybe he couldn't fight all those nasty bites, got a bad infection, and that was that. :(
 
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InTheSidePocket said:
bed bugs?

that's my suspicion, anyways.

they don't always go for the whole family; so poor Mr. C might've taken the bite of it.

I don't think they typically carry dieases, either, but at 80 maybe he couldn't fight all those nasty bites, got a bad infection, and that was that. :(
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Seriously, that must have been an awful way to die. To think Barb's bad housekeeping skills and her hoard might've had a hand in killing her husband...
 
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What is it with the way autistics ramble with mock-wise preacher sounding word salads.
 
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Wow.

And I do mean wow.

It's not often I can find something Chris said and honestly be shocked. I thought he had already given the world the worst of his opinions but apparently the facet on that fountain ain't NEVER gonna turn off. He just somehow manages to top himself every single time. Wonder what crazy shit he plans on condoning next. Can't go much socially lower than incest.
 
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Plus, this offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s). The schools can only teach from books; not so much practice. And Nobody wants to end up being a 20 or 30-plus year old Virgin. I know; That is a Huge, Enduring Pain.
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Couldn't he just save some of his precious :tugboat: for a hooker? Does he really have to pork Barb?
 
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