Containment Random Chris Updates

[BMO_]

meltdown over the constant dead meme spam. There's no way he's just gonna stay calm after stream after stream of barbussy and pickles.

Barbussy isn't dead (at least for now).

 

[King Kiwi]

Barbussy isn't dead (at least for now).

So good of Chris to let us know how his aging mother is doing.

For the right price, of course.

 

[Bearmumrik]

Now Chris said Daniel Larson is a decent guy and he'd consider doing a collaberation with him.

During the broadcast Chris made a comment along the lines of "well she's there at the house am I'm here" and then you could tell that Chris knew they flubbed there and said too much. There's somebody out there who is making sure Chris does not stay at that house despite the court case not going anywhere.

Chris said during the stream that he doesn't WANT to go back living there, and wishes he left there a long time ago. For better or for worse I think it's done Chris good to get away from Barb. There's something about leaving a mothers nest for the first time, especially a horrible manipulative grooming mother like Barb.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris said during the stream that he doesn't WANT to go back living there, and wishes he left there a long time ago. For better or for worse I think it's done Chris good to get away from Barb. There's something about leaving a mothers nest for the first time, especially a horrible manipulative grooming mother like Barb.

Oh yeah, Tardie did not like having to be an adult and take care of his mother.

And no one else wanted the job/felt like they had no choice.

I don't know about the done him good part though (where's Flutters?).

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Now Chris said Daniel Larson is a decent guy and he'd consider doing a collaberation with him.

Chris said during the stream that he doesn't WANT to go back living there, and wishes he left there a long time ago. For better or for worse I think it's done Chris good to get away from Barb. There's something about leaving a mothers nest for the first time, especially a horrible manipulative grooming mother like Barb.

Well of course, Chris was all done "adulting". He even bought a shirt that said that. He even demanded Bob's kids and Cole would come take care of Barb, why? So he could just sit on his ass, play with his toys, go to conventions, and do the least amount of effort he can possibly do.

This isn't the idea of someone who's been run ragged for years, putting their career or life on hold in order to take care of difficult parents in their golden years, this is some manchild who refuses to do the barest minimum, why? Because poor baby just doesn't want to exert the effort when he can be sitting around watching children's cartoons and making fart noises.

We hear for years how much Chris "loved" his mother, and as soon as he commits one of the most vilest things a son could do to a mother, suddenly, it's "the bitch must die or get arrested" because that woman who Chris allegedly cared about was keeping from him going back to his "temple" with all his toys.

There's a lot of examples, but this for sure just cements the idea that Chris will turn on anyone as soon as that person is a slight speedbump that's keeping him from whatever present thing Chris wants at the time. He didn't want people to pay off the mortgage so his mother could live in peace there for the rest of her life, he wanted them to pay it off so he could move back into it.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Well of course, Chris was all done "adulting". He even bought a shirt that said that. He even demanded Bob's kids and Cole would come take care of Barb, why? So he could just sit on his ass, play with his toys, go to conventions, and do the least amount of effort he can possibly do.

This isn't the idea of someone who's been run ragged for years, putting their career or life on hold in order to take care of difficult parents in their golden years, this is some manchild who refuses to do the barest minimum, why? Because poor baby just doesn't want to exert the effort when he can be sitting around watching children's cartoons and making fart noises.

We hear for years how much Chris "loved" his mother, and as soon as he commits one of the most vilest things a son could do to a mother, suddenly, it's "the bitch must die or get arrested" because that woman who Chris allegedly cared about was keeping from him going back to his "temple" with all his toys.

There's a lot of examples, but this for sure just cements the idea that Chris will turn on anyone as soon as that person is a slight speedbump that's keeping him from whatever present thing Chris wants at the time. He didn't want people to pay off the mortgage so his mother could live in peace there for the rest of her life, he wanted them to pay it off so he could move back into it.

Chris is Smarter and also Dumber than people give him credit for, He knows he's considered (even if he doesn't see himself this way) Mentally disabled, and there are quite a few like him who use that perception to do whatever they want as they know there is a get out of jail free card.

Chris is more than dumb enough to play pretend to the absurd level, but he's also willing and table to use his being retarded as an excuse, but every now and then two things happen:

1) Reality skinks in and it makes him sad.
2) He throws people under the bus.

And very rarely number 3 happens and reality skinks in and he throws people under a bus and then justifies is as long as he's got an easy justification for doing so.

I think Chris is legitimately bonkers, but he's more able to get away with acting maliciously because of it.

 

[King Metalia]

Now Chris said Daniel Larson is a decent guy and he'd consider doing a collaberation with him.

Chris said during the stream that he doesn't WANT to go back living there, and wishes he left there a long time ago. For better or for worse I think it's done Chris good to get away from Barb. There's something about leaving a mothers nest for the first time, especially a horrible manipulative grooming mother like Barb.

A major contributing factor to Chris being happy about leaving would obviously be not having to look after Barb anymore. Once again Chris has managed to avoid adult responsibilies.

 

[Bearmumrik]

Oh yeah, Tardie did not like having to be an adult and take care of his mother.

And no one else wanted the job/felt like they had no choice.

I don't know about the done him good part though (where's Flutters?).

Chris was nowhere near competent enough to take care of Barb, especially living in her Hoard. Anyways living away from your parents for the first time makes you grow as person more than most other things, and I think this might apply to even Chris. He seems to notice it himself.

 

[Bearmumrik]

Well of course, Chris was all done "adulting". He even bought a shirt that said that. He even demanded Bob's kids and Cole would come take care of Barb, why? So he could just sit on his ass, play with his toys, go to conventions, and do the least amount of effort he can possibly do.

If you want to go that route, Cole had a much bigger responsibility to take care of Barb than Chris ever did, because Cole isn't a literal fucking retard. Cole is the shitty son for never visiting his mother. Barb IS a terrible mother, but at least Chris stuck around.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris was nowhere near competent enough to take care of Barb, especially living in her Hoard.

He was competent enough to do what Barb told him to do when she was competent enough to micromanage this retarded sped. Once she wasn't any more it was Rape Time.

 

[Kermit the Hog]

If you want to go that route, Cole had a much bigger responsibility to take care of Barb than Chris ever did, because Cole isn't a literal fucking retard. Cole is the shitty son for never visiting his mother. Barb IS a terrible mother, but at least Chris stuck around.

I think Cole was the smart one. He recognized how much of a toxic parent Barb was and got the hell out of dodge. The only reason Chris stuck around was because of the free ride. Chris is and was to fucking stupid to live on his own.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris was nowhere near competent enough to take care of Barb

Chris can function all right in society when he chooses to. I mean, he can drive, dress himself (not tastefully) and go to the store to buy himself some food and whatever.

You can hold something of a conversation with him. I'm not saying he's not...Chris. Because he has a lot of..."quirks". But I believe he must be above average with technology; he can figure out how to record himself, play video games, etc.

He can decide what arrangement he wants for his endless toys, he knows how dress and does so, he knows where he likes to go and enjoy his "hobbies" and he can go out in public and do his little errands without causing a scene if he chooses to.

Chris is a human being so he's going to do some things...like a human being. But a lot of it's going to be in his own way, if he can do it.

It's just what I've seen him do in these videos. I'd say he's somewhat average when it comes to taking care of himself. Below average with things like hygiene and everything.

But no, taking of his mother (should she actually require it) without support would have been too big of a job for him to do it competently.

If he had more of a heart and had a support system, I think they could manage.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

If only Chris started streaming in the classic era. Now that would be better reality entertainment than the bullshit on TV these days.

it sounds like a very funny alternative timeline, Just imagine that:
-Chris ranting about Homos and singing one of his stupid little songs
-Loses in the game, stress sigh, farts and a little rant about Clyde Cash
-Meltdown because the chat can´t stop spamming "JULAY"
-Rants about Liquid Chris and trolls, and suddenly the DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS interrupts the stream with a very obvious cut
-Gets mad and starts complaining and screaming because chat is spamming, asking for more asperchu comics

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

If you want to go that route, Cole had a much bigger responsibility to take care of Barb than Chris ever did, because Cole isn't a literal fucking retard. Cole is the shitty son for never visiting his mother. Barb IS a terrible mother, but at least Chris stuck around.

Cole doesn't owe Barb shit, she was just that, a terrible mother. When he reached adulthood he made his own life. Chris didn't stay because of virtue, keep in mind he boned her. He stayed because it was the easiest path, just like the easiest path to getting play was again, pillaging the barbussy.

 

[King Kiwi]

Cole doesn't owe Barb shit, she was just that, a terrible mother.

Correct. Chris couldn't even keep his end of the deal regarding finding out who Cole's birth father was, let alone caring.

Although I'm not going to lie, if Cole published a book on his childhood with different mentions of Chris here and there I would definitely read it.

A different perspective on Barb and Chris and everybody as they were growing up would make for a good read, I think.

Far more than the bias, self-glorifying opinion of Chris himself.

I'm sure Cole's would be bias and self-glorifying but you know just from a different perspective.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[King Kiwi]

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This ambio is incomplete. Where's her pickle?

 

[draggs]

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Chris loves him some prominent cheek sacs

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Chris loves him some prominent cheek sacs

If your insinuating Barb looked like a Hamster eating a Banana at some point I'd point out that Chris's Duck is bent so it was mostly just on one side.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

If your insinuating Barb looked like a Hamster eating a Banana at some point I'd point out that Chris's Duck is bent so it was mostly just on one side.

That's the only solace.