Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Poor Choices]

I really don't have any stories that I haven't already written about either on Twitter or the SA Forums or on Gaming Garbage comments. You can ask me questions and I'll answer them, but honestly, I'm not going to participate if people bring my children into this and repeat disgusting lies about them. I don't know how many of you have kids, so I don't know how to relate or explain the feeling you get as a parent when you see people making sick ass shit up about your children, particularly sexually.

My bad the dawg, I just thought you might know shit we didn't. If you poke around the farms a bit you'll find we actually don't respond well to people who mess with kids.

 

[Splendid]

Yeah, post that log.

 

[PT 404]

Also, Flash Tub is fucking ruined for me now.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I do not "get high" around my kids, why would I risk their safety driving home? Also I could lose my custody of them.

I never said you got high around them I specifically said you did that when they weren't around

He doesn't have a car. I've never allowed them in his home. I've always been in the office when both they and "it" was.

He literally posted videos and pictures and talked about it on his tumblr. I don't know if that shit is still there but it's still on SS and I saw the video myself

She wasn't even around half a decade ago (or it may have actually been longer), and it was a man who called.

It happened six months ago that's what you said in the last post yourself not six years ago wtf are you on about

If you're going to take shmorky's ex verbatim, then perhaps I should post the chatlog of her accusing me of being a Satanic Wiccan anti-christ who sacrifices babies every night and sells child porn videos of her from when she was younger and a member of the Jewish mafia and how I needed to repent for my sins but shmorky didn't because Jesus told her he was "sin-free."

Are you denying that it's not all 100% accurate?

 

[InLivingTuna]

I know I said I wasn't going to post here anymore, but when it comes to the safety of my kids and people making up bullshit online, I feel the need to reply. I've never *never* NEVER let shmorky babysit any of my children at any time. Furthermore, I don't smoke weed, and haven't since college. None of that story is even remotely plausible. I never left my kids alone with shmorky.

Hello Lowtax, as the person who created this thread allow me to apologize for users insinuating that you put your kids in danger in any way. The quotes from the ex have suggested that David Kelly did at one point spend time with them, and that's very obviously true considering the several animations of your daughters David has made. Our point was not that you've abused them, our point was that David cares about them entirely too much.

With that out of the way, I have a couple questions about David that I'd like to know for the thread;

• were you aware of the babyfur art when you hired him? did he give any excuses and what were they?
  
• did he have any kind of official registration as an employee within Something Awful? if so, what is his actual birth year?
• when did his social justice/genderspecial phase begin? are you aware of any possible catalysts to this?
• what were your official reasons for firing him?
• any more stories about schizo ex?

 

[AnOminous]

I know I said I wasn't going to post here anymore, but when it comes to the safety of my kids and people making up bullshit online, I feel the need to reply. I've never *never* NEVER let shmorky babysit any of my children at any time. Furthermore, I don't smoke weed, and haven't since college. None of that story is even remotely plausible. I never left my kids alone with shmorky.

Now I know if you guys read something bad about somebody you don't like on the internet you immediately assume it's true without even bothering to think about it or investigate it or see if it's actually true, but that entire quote is BS from the ground up. These so-called "concerned" members of SS were the ones who called my daughter's school half a year ago and anonymously claimed *I* was molesting them. And they called my wife and said they were going to rape my daughter, murder her, and throw her off a bridge (they did not specify which bridge).

It's cool how when folks obsessed with hating you run out of material and then start going after your children because they see that as your weakest link. I find parts of this forum to be entertaining and, as I said before, I was done posting here, but as a father, it's kinda shitty to read that people are making up 100% garbage lies like this. What's worse is even more gullible people are believing them, solely because they hate me for whatever reason, and any negative accusations against me just reaffirm what they're adamantly convinced to be true.

Just because you read it on the internet doesn't mean it's true. And if your "source" is a forum composed of people I banned over a decade ago and are still furious, perhaps you should maybe reconsider blindly accepting whatever shit they dream up, to post in a site dedicated to making me look like the Worst Person In The World Ever (although I am in the top 100).

lol calm down.

But no, I seriously understand why you'd want to deny Shmorky had any access to your children.

I'm still kind of wondering why he ever had access to your anything, but. . .well. . .that's okay I guess.

I'm sorry we insulted you here too much. We really do like the legacy of your site.

Too bad it descended into suckitude and being ruled by SJWs and all that shit. But I guess you were asleep while that happened.

Now I know if you guys read something bad about somebody you don't like on the internet you immediately assume it's true without even bothering to think about it or investigate it or see if it's actually true, but that entire quote is BS from the ground up.

Well duh. How fucking old are you? We're definitely going to assume anything negative is true. Especially when the only person denying it doesn't even have an avatar. Holy fuck. Were you born yesterday?

 

[Lowtax]

@Lowtax, what exactly WAS the dynamics in your relationshio with shmorky? I'd ask about SA Moderators too, such as Abe, but i realized this isnt the SA thread in general

100% honest: when he was animating and drawing shit on the forums like around 2002, I thought he was funny and creative. I would chat with him on AIM or ICQ or whatever the fuck we used back then, but it was just a superficial friendship (we spoke of nothing of substance, just made fun of shit or whatever). After a while, I learned he didn't have a steady job, and since he had a sense of humor at that time and wasn't completely nuts, I offered to pay him to do the Flash Tub, because I liked the stuff he made on the forums and I also felt bad that he was unemployed and living with a woman addicted to WoW who let her many, many cats urinate on his clothing.

Eventually he told me he couldn't stand to live in Philadelphia anymore because of the mean ol pissin' cat Warcraft broad (shmorky's always the victim here), so I felt bad once again and, since I considered him a friend, offered him a job doing the Flash Tub in the office here in Bumfuck, Missouri. At least that way he could afford his own place and, I guess, be in control of choosing which cat pisses on his shirts. The day he arrived, I literally had to take all his clothes to the dry cleaners because the cat piss odor was making me physically ill.

Anyway, things were good for a few years. I could joke around him and we had a similar sense of humor. I enjoyed watching bad movies and playing games and writing scripts for Flash Tubs with him, because he could come up with some great stuff. The closest he got to my kids was when he was teaching them how to draw cartoons and helping them with art in the main entryway of the office, which I could see at all times.

But then he slowly started falling apart mentally. I don't know if he was going through depression and reverting to the "real" shmorky, but he stopped joking around. Everything was serious. His voice began to rise in pitch. He became more and more involved with tumblr. He wouldn't stop talking about gender. He would get mad and slam the door on me when I would claim "gender DOES exist, either you got a weiner or a pokey hole" and he'd get flustered and storm out. He began wearing YarnWig. He began stuffing himself with paper towels. He began wearing a girdle. He began wearing a cape. He began wearing makeup. Then that psycho bitch he was engaged to came into town and things got even worse.

I had to bail her out of jail at 3:00 AM because she assaulted him after the cops pulled her over for suspected drunken driving. According to shmorky, "she just tapped me with two fingers and that was all," but shmorky has a unique ability to see the world through a completely different set of lens than the rest of us. There were FIVE cop cars there. They handcuffed her. She began screaming that they were anti-semitic and her family was all lawyers and she was going to sue for $80 million. When the bail bondswoman came, she couldn't understand a word shmorky said because of his fucked up squeaky ass voice, so I had to act as a translator while she stifled a laugh the entire time.

This was pretty much the beginning of the end. I let his girlfriend use one of the work computers as long as she shut the door so I wouldn't have to fucking listen to Pink Floyd, and later on I looked through her browsing history and found a shitload of google searches for "Jon Benet Ramsey conspiracy" and "snuff photos" and "Jews involved with 9/11." She had saved a folder of crime scene corpses, which was a real treat to discover. She apparently also was (and is) addicted to "kratom," which I had never heard of in my life. She would order packages of it overseas and get it shipped anonymously and unmarked to the office, which I did not know about until I opened the package and thought it was really shitty cooking spices. She would repeatedly ask me where to buy weed in this town, and I would say I don't know because I don't smoke weed.

So I couldn't stand shmorky or his gf anymore and let him / her / it / whatever go. A few days later, I found a printout she made, a letter to the local police department, saying she has PTSD because of her arrest, and she had never been so traumatized before in her life except when 9/11 happened (?!?!?). For proof, she included a photo of her arms, which were covered in knife cuts every which direction, everywhere. To the best of my knowledge, she did not win the lawsuit.

If I remember anything else, I'll post it later, but I've spent too much time on this now and my daughter has the whooping cough, so I don't want to be negligent dad here.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Kratom has a sedative effect; it works on the opiate receptors. She's have been even more of a psycho bitch without it.

 

[Trombonista]

If Shmorky wants to be androgynous, why didn't he make his troon name Kelly David?

 

[Lowtax]

Oh and if you all missed her WhatsApp messages to me, here are a few:

 

[Lowtax]

More:

aaaaaaaaaaaand

 

[PT 404]

Oh and if you all missed her WhatsApp messages to me, here are a few:

That's a lot of batshit crazy in one place.

 

[Tempest]

what is the weirdest story you have about shmorky?, and how much do you believe his ex, if at all?

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Holy shit that's hilariously insane. I wouldn't rule out a thread on psycho bitch herself. Does she have a noticeable online footprint?

 

[Lowtax]

That's a lot of batshit crazy in one place.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying, if you choose to blindly believe everything this woman says, you may want to know a little bit about her she conveniently never mentioned.

 

[Lowtax]

Holy shit that's hilariously insane. I wouldn't rule out a thread on psycho bitch herself. Does she have a noticeable online footprint?

Oh yeah, she has a patreon set up to fund her "erotic hypnosis tapes" and her upcoming novel, "Sins of the Puppetmaster," a book based on the Full Moon Video movie of the same name.

 

[Smutley]

He began wearing a cape.

I wish you had pictures of him in his yarn wig and cape, with paper towels poking out the arms of his too-small t-shirts. I bet that was a delight to have around the office.

 

[Lowtax]

Okay gotta go for real now, be back later maybe.

 

[Null]

Oh yeah, she has a patreon set up to fund her "erotic hypnosis tapes" and her upcoming novel, "Sins of the Puppetmaster," a book based on the Full Moon Video movie of the same name.

If she's going to make an erotic audiobook about the answer to the jewish question you can sign my fat ass up right the fuck now

 

[PT 404]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying, if you choose to blindly believe everything this woman says, you may want to know a little bit about her she conveniently never mentioned.

It seems like you were pretty reasonable, to be fair. When being a friend backfires, this shit happens. Lo siento.