Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bogliacci]

There's no way that goddamn lizard got out of that apartment. Copes never leaves. Puff is either still there(ie behind the oven) or Copes killed him.

I think it's funsized Felicia all over again. Post nut clarity hits and... I mean, Josh does something stupid and lies to cover it up.

Im upping my bet to 2 gorillian boglim bucks he's behind the oven

 

['Ole Dente]

I expect in the coming days we’ll get a post that goes a little something like

i’m sorry guys i have to come clean puff did not run away i kilt him acsadently by giving him a little meed while i was drinking i am so disappointed in myself and also i disappointed the fans which is the worst I know my fuckin trols are loving this right now but don’t give those asslickers any attention they WISH they had a pet to love like i did thank you

 

[Jobama]

Wait a minute now Josh won't have to worry about taking care off Puff during the winter.
KINGCOBRAJFS CONFIRMED FOR FISH TANK NO EXCUSE NOW BOY!!!

 

[Negev]

There's no way that goddamn lizard got out of that apartment. Copes never leaves. Puff is either still there(ie behind the oven) or Copes killed him.

I think it's funsized Felicia all over again. Post nut clarity hits and... I mean, Josh does something stupid and lies to cover it up.

Since he keeps saying around the apartment building itself I'm kinda wondering if maybe he took puff out with him to smoke and he hopped off and ran away. I think if he lost him in the house he would probably say so, but who knows maybe I'm giving him too much credit.

The wave of Reddit tardism this is gonna spawn

Knowing the retards on reddit they are going to take this as another personal slight and try to get him kicked out of his apartment or something.

 

[Bogliacci]

I expect in the coming days we’ll get a post that goes a little something like

Even if he did really lose him, trolls will never stop accusing him of killing puff now

 

[Xenomorph]

Cobes is a retard but these Plebbit fucks are in my mind worse with how they act.
RIP lil Beardie Puff <3 you didnt deserve a felon methhead or an alcoholic retard for your owners.

 

[AnOminous]

Rip Puff
1847-2023
"free at last"

Nobody predicted this. And by that, I mean everyone did. Everyone predicted this fucking retard would kill that bearded dragon, because he is so fucking dumb he couldn't even keep one of the most easiest reptiles to care for alive.

Eat shit you toothless faggot!

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

He didn't even have Puff for a year before things went tits up, I hope he doesn't get a new one considering no lessons will be learned here. I'd suggest a pet rock but he'd no doubt find a way to kill that one too.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Rip Puff
1847-2023
"free at last"
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at least there's a chance he can go on fishtank

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

This makes me actually MATI.
If he wasn't a retard, he could leave a basking rock out in a corner with a light above it in a desperate attempt to lure him there. He could also get live mealworms and put them on the floor to get him riled up to come out to eat.

 

[Bogliacci]

at least there's a chance he can go on fishtank

Jet said awhile back he's no longer invited to the show. You can only ignore a guy's calls and emails so long before he's done with you.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Puff being missing gives me the same feeling of when that titanic sub went missing, poor fucker is either dead as we speak and the search is pointless, or he’s missing in a boglim’s hoard with not much time left. Hopefully they find the LizardGate beardie before it’s too late

 

[Big Nasty]

This one goes out to my homie Puff:

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Jet said awhile back he's no longer invited to the show. You can only ignore a guy's calls and emails so long before he's done with you.

There was zero chance Cobra was going to be on fishtank anyway, unless they set up the fishtank house in Casper at Cobras apartment. Copes wouldn't fly without Clint holding his hand, nor would Clint drive him 3000 miles cross country.

Puff escaped? It's 6 degrees in Casper, he's going to wedge himself against the best heat source he can find and likely die there. Copes will find puff jerkey behind his computer or under the fridge a few months from now. RIP puff.

 

[Eyesore City]

Josh has asked that in lieu of flowers, donations can be made in gorilla glue so that Puff can be immortalized on a staff.

 

[AnOminous]

Puff being missing gives me the same feeling of when that titanic sub went missing, poor fucker is either dead as we speak and the search is pointless, or he’s missing in a boglim’s hoard with not much time left. Hopefully they find the LizardGate beardie before it’s too late

Except I feel sorry for that lizard. I laughed my ass off when a bunch of retarded billionaires went to ghoul out at the wreck of the Titanic and ended up part of it. That shit was funny.

 

[vertebrae]

The funniest (or saddest) thing about this is that it took him "two days" to post about this, bog-brain 4 account its probably been a week until he's noticed/gave enough of a shit.


R.I.P Puff

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

I have a beardie. How the FUCK do you lose a bearded dragon- they move less than a fucking tortoise on average.
They're more than happy to just sit in a nice hot spot for most of the time, unless food is in sight.
Only way Cobes could have "lost" Puff outside is if he let him out of the tank, put him outside and he ran off, which is unlikely.
Bearded dragons are cold blooded- they require heat to move around effectively. A cold dragon is a sluggish, docile dragon. It is ~40-50 degrees in Casper right now.
Still, he could have dashed off while still warm from being inside. Beardies are scared of birds, so in general they get spooked when anything is directly overhead.
A ceiling fan, or just someone moving their hand above a bearded dragon's head is enough to spook one.

Silver lining is that like most reptiles, beardies will not usually go far if they escape their tank.
Most likely, Puff is still inside, and has found a secluded spot in the bogcave to curl up and try to stay warm.
However, if Puff is outside, he is cold, lost and will not survive long.

Fuck I'm MATI. Who gave Cobes a real animal to torture when he can barely take care of himself?
That poor fucking dragon- sad, cold, helpless and alone in the Casper winter.

 

[D_Tractor]

RIP Puff but Cobes is on a train to Rhode Island right now guys. Also Shoenice and the numa numa guy.

 

[Yamamura]

I know people have been offering their theories on what happened to Puff ranging from Cobes lying about losing him to Puff running away. However I offer my stupid alternative theory... Have we considered the idea that someone might have stolen Puff.