Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

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What's the appeal of dating someone batshit?
Why did Shmorks stay with her so long if she was this insane?

Are you fucking kidding? He's way more insane than she is.

Her stories about Shmorky have, for the most part, turned out to be true. The "rape comic" matches up with what the ex had said earlier on SS, @spaghetti posted pics of the trailer, and his Facebook posts basically explicitly confirm he's in Virginia.

And also, I don't know if you have this talent, but there's a quality some texts have, let us call it the "ring of truth." Every word she posted in that thread had it. I mean other than the obvious face-saving lies and necessary embellishments to look cool and that kind of shit.
 
Are you fucking kidding? He's way more insane than she is.



And also, I don't know if you have this talent, but there's a quality some texts have, let us call it the "ring of truth." Every word she posted in that thread had it. I mean other than the obvious face-saving lies and necessary embellishments to look cool and that kind of shit.

I guess I mean why did he stay with someone violent and literally hallucinating Gods.
Shmorky is crazy in a less violent, more tumblr gross way. She's crazy in a "this bitch might literally murder me by accident" way.

I guess crazy and crazy attract? It's kinda the whole sentiment where you can only get someone on your level, and if your level is used shit rag level, then you're gonna end up with some pretty scary partners.

I want to hear more recordings of his fucking weird voice. How does someone even sound like that naturally?
 
I guess I mean why did he stay with someone violent and literally hallucinating Gods.
Shmorky is crazy in a less violent, more tumblr gross way. She's crazy in a "this bitch might literally murder me by accident" way.

I guess crazy and crazy attract? It's kinda the whole sentiment where you can only get someone on your level, and if your level is used shit rag level, then you're gonna end up with some pretty scary partners.

I want to hear more recordings of his fucking weird voice. How does someone even sound like that naturally?
Have you seen the pictures of her? She's pretty hot, also she put up with Shmorky gender nonsense but I'm guessing the main reason he dated her was of how she looks.
 
What's the appeal of dating someone batshit?
Why did Shmorks stay with her so long if she was this insane?

Shmorky's a professional victim. Her being utter batshit allowed him to post shit on Twitter to get asspats and sympathy, or go to the police and look like the victim. I also think there's an element of control to it. Her being even more batshit than him (at least in public) gives him some level of power and control over her.

Or maybe, just maybe, he actually loved her?

:story:

Her stories about Shmorky have, for the most part, turned out to be true. The "rape comic" matches up with what the ex had said earlier on SS, @spaghetti posted pics of the trailer, and his Facebook posts basically explicitly confirm he's in Virginia.

Sort of. Didn't Shmorky meet her fairly recently (within the last few years). I don't doubt that some of what she said had some truth to it, but we've got to remember that at best she is a bitter ex with an axe to grind and a massive attention whore (I mean, look at all the fucking comments saying she'd kill herself if she had the confidence, I don't doubt she'd bullshit stories just for attention) who's posting to a website which dislikes anything to do with SA (which means she's even more likely to embellish negative shit for attention), and at worst she's a skitzocow who literally believes in witches and the Jewluminati. I think we should take everything she says with a massive pinch of salt, even if it is fun to read.
 
I know I said I wasn't going to post here anymore, but when it comes to the safety of my kids and people making up bullshit online, I feel the need to reply. I've never *never* NEVER let shmorky babysit any of my children at any time. Furthermore, I don't smoke weed, and haven't since college. None of that story is even remotely plausible. I never left my kids alone with shmorky.

Now I know if you guys read something bad about somebody you don't like on the internet you immediately assume it's true without even bothering to think about it or investigate it or see if it's actually true, but that entire quote is BS from the ground up. These so-called "concerned" members of SS were the ones who called my daughter's school half a year ago and anonymously claimed *I* was molesting them. And they called my wife and said they were going to rape my daughter, murder her, and throw her off a bridge (they did not specify which bridge).

It's cool how when folks obsessed with hating you run out of material and then start going after your children because they see that as your weakest link. I find parts of this forum to be entertaining and, as I said before, I was done posting here, but as a father, it's kinda shitty to read that people are making up 100% garbage lies like this. What's worse is even more gullible people are believing them, solely because they hate me for whatever reason, and any negative accusations against me just reaffirm what they're adamantly convinced to be true.

Just because you read it on the internet doesn't mean it's true. And if your "source" is a forum composed of people I banned over a decade ago and are still furious, perhaps you should maybe reconsider blindly accepting whatever shit they dream up, to post in a site dedicated to making me look like the Worst Person In The World Ever (although I am in the top 100).

Where is my fucking $10 you faggot?

 
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What's the appeal of dating someone batshit?
Why did Shmorks stay with her so long if she was this insane?

She mentions being the one to pay for shit. Post-SA, Shmorky's income was erratic.

It's not an unusual situation for someone's lower but steady income to be the one on which a couple relies.
 
She mentions being the one to pay for shit. Post-SA, Shmorky's income was erratic.

It's not an unusual situation for someone's lower but steady income to be the one on which a couple relies.
That and she drove him around. Though relying on a crazy person who needs to take psychoactive medications as a driver is perhaps one of the stupidest things you could do.
 
Crazy people are better in bed. They're worse everywhere else, but they're better in bed.

Yea, but Shmorky's lunatic ex specifically says she has a really low sex drive, never wants to have sex, and in fact they only had actual penetrative sex once and only once, during which she probably laid there like a dead fish til it was over. So to any normal man she is basically useless.

But as was said above, Shmorky kept her around because she would pay for stuff.
 
Yea, but Shmorky's lunatic ex specifically says she has a really low sex drive, never wants to have sex, and in fact they only had actual penetrative sex once and only once, during which she probably laid there like a dead fish til it was over. So to any normal man she is basically useless.

But as was said above, Shmorky kept her around because she would pay for stuff.

Yeah, it's not smart to stick your dick in crazy but at least it's fun. She doesn't even sound fun, but dumb enough to be played by another, crazier, person.
 
Tangentially related to the Shmorky stuff, a lot of people seem to pin point the start of the cat lady/sjw/tumblr/shmorkgender stuff on SA to Ozma taking a more active role in admining the forums and recommending people for modship that were her friends or ideological allies.

Regardless of your feelings about how effective she is being a mod or admin, what are your thoughts on that? And if you disagree with that as the cause, what cause do you attribute to it (e.g. a natural shift in ideology over the course of the years; people with opposing ideologies being banned for being assholes; etc.)?
 
@Lowtax please stay on topic. You've already replied to Doctor Jizzmopper's post, we get it. Most people on here don't hate you. Those who do, you aren't going to be able to change their minds.

Back to Shmorky, I'd like to ask again that you answer these questions from earlier as I feel they're the most pertinent;
Hello Lowtax, as the person who created this thread allow me to apologize for users insinuating that you put your kids in danger in any way. The quotes from the ex have suggested that David Kelly did at one point spend time with them, and that's very obviously true considering the several animations of your daughters David has made. Our point was not that you've abused them, our point was that David cares about them entirely too much.

With that out of the way, I have a couple questions about David that I'd like to know for the thread;
  • were you aware of the babyfur art when you hired him? did he give any excuses and what were they?
  • did he have any kind of official registration as an employee within Something Awful? if so, what is his actual birth year?
  • when did his social justice/genderspecial phase begin? are you aware of any possible catalysts to this?
  • what were your official reasons for firing him?
  • any more stories about schizo ex?
 
Tangentially related to the Shmorky stuff, a lot of people seem to pin point the start of the cat lady/sjw/tumblr/shmorkgender stuff on SA to Ozma taking a more active role in admining the forums and recommending people for modship that were her friends or ideological allies.

Regardless of your feelings about how effective she is being a mod or admin, what are your thoughts on that? And if you disagree with that as the cause, what cause do you attribute to it (e.g. a natural shift in ideology over the course of the years; people with opposing ideologies being banned for being assholes; etc.)?
Ozma fat.
 
I doubt we're going to get what we I want, which is some kind of lengthy, teary personal narrative of how he let the funniest site on the Internet degenerate into a hive of the filthiest, scummiest SJWs in the entire world, who then went on a rampage of evil that continues to this day.

Why, man? Why?
 
I doubt we're going to get what we I want, which is some kind of lengthy, teary personal narrative of how he let the funniest site on the Internet degenerate into a hive of the filthiest, scummiest SJWs in the entire world, who then went on a rampage of evil that continues to this day.

Why, man? Why?

Because I got tired of the drama, the death threats, the calls to my kids schools lying about shit, the harassment of my parents, the hate campaigns against me, the doxing, all that shit. I think SA was at its best when I enjoyed doing what i did, mostly writing, but you burn out after a nearly a decade of bitter psychos dedicating their lives to making your life miserable. So I started distancing myself from any public decisions, particularly moderation wise, because any time I did anything, I was greeted by a bunch of people shouting that I fucked shit up and the site isn't funny anymore and I was never funny and I don't know how to do anything.

So I thought "okay, if that's the feeling here, I'll just step away from it and see if things improve, since I obviously don't know dick about shit." And there you go.

Honestly I'm surprised you couldn't figure this out. I loved writing and I loved the community, but it's not emotionally healthy to try and stay involved when all the feedback you receive is either non existent or overly negative. Fuck it dude, let's go bowling.
 
Lowtax: Did the Mod's know?

Absolutely not, swear to god. One morning he just made a post in the mods forum saying something along the lines of "there's some bad personal shit that happened in my life and it's best that I leave here." None of us had any fucking clue what he was going on about until all that shit about him was exposed.

I know the "mods knew" thing is essentially a meme at this point, but honestly, we didn't. I mean, the kiddie fucker ran a sub forum about TV shows or something. I don't think that job is so important to us that we'd willingly and knowingly overlook the shit that he did because, by God, he was the greatest and most important mod of the most crucial forum ever.

Hard to believe, but I'd rather not have child molesters on the forums, which is why we've had so many campaigns to get those kinds of sites and sub reddits shut down, which many people conveniently forget when they're rambling on about how SA is now a safe haven for pedos, because I obviously have so much to gain by catering to that valuable demographic.
 
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