Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[InLivingTuna]

@Lowtax how old did Shmorky tell you he was?

 

[HG 400]

Actually @Lowtax is that thing Schmorky's ex said true about how she was at the Something Awful office one time and mentioned mangosteens and you and Schmorky both flipped out and started shrieking "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? WHY WOULD YOU MENTION MANGOSTEENS???" over and over at her?

 

[Lowtax]

@Lowtax how old did Shmorky tell you he was?

I never asked because I never cared.

 

[HG 400]

I never asked because I never cared.

Wasn't he legally and officially employed by you though?

 

[Lowtax]

Actually @Lowtax is that thing Schmorky's ex said true about how she was at the Something Awful office one time and mentioned mangosteens and you and Schmorky both flipped out and started shrieking "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? WHY WOULD YOU MENTION MANGOSTEENS???" over and over at her?

Hahahaha okay it's true to a degree. When she first introduced herself, for the first time I met her, she said, "I'm Mandy, do you sell mangosteen?" and I said "wow, that's probably the dumbest and most unfunny way to introduce yourself. At least put some effort into your mangosteen reference, that one was lazy as hell," and shmorky was clearly embarrassed by her choice to make that the way she chose to introduce herself to her boyfriend's boss. Then I started explaining to her if she's gonna try to zing me on introduction, put some effort into it and at least make it funny. The stupid fruit references don't bother me at all, but Christ, if you're gonna do one when meeting me, put some thought or creativity behind it and insult me right.

 

[Spudnik]

Lowtax, please continue subtly throwing shade on twitter, thank you.

 

[Lowtax]

Wasn't he legally and officially employed by you though?

Yeah as a contract employee. I had no need for his age, since he got 1099s. Legally, he was just renting an office from me.

 

[HG 400]

Hahahaha okay it's true to a degree. When she first introduced herself, for the first time I met her, she said, "I'm Mandy, do you sell mangosteen?" and I said "wow, that's probably the dumbest and most unfunny way to introduce yourself. At least put some effort into your mangosteen reference, that one was lazy as hell," and shmorky was clearly embarrassed by her tryhardness. Then I started explaining to her if she's gonna try to zing me on introduction, put some effort into it and at least make it funny. The stupid fruit references don't bother me at all, but Christ, if you're gonna do one when meeting me, put some thought or creativity behind it and insult me right.

lmao that makes a lot more sense tbh

 

[fcgh vgcf]

i don't think that subtlety is lowtax's main draw seeing as he bans people for talking about a fruit on his forum

 

[InLivingTuna]

I never asked because I never cared.

Thanks for the response! I have two more questions related to David for you;
1. Were you aware of the babyfur art before you hired him? Did you know about it once it was "exposed" on SA? Did he say anything to you about it?
2. When exactly did the genderspecial shit begin? Any theories/ideas as to why?

 

[HG 400]

Nope, taxy won't give me my $10 back, I want a refund.

 

[Lowtax]

lmao that makes a lot more sense tbh

Seriously, it's fine if anybody wants to rag on me, but please all I ask is that you put a little effort into it or try to make it creative at least, especially if you're doing it in person.

i don't think that subtlety is lowtax's main draw seeing as he bans people for talking about a fruit on his forum

I've never banned a single person who "talked about a fruit" in a funny or creative insult way. If some guy is just gonna post "lol mangosteen," it's obvious they're trying to just troll me and it's obvious they are incapable of doing it in even a vaguely amusing way, so I feel no sense of loss purging that kind of person from the forums.

 

[Ghostcuckers]

uh...so I guess we'll never find out how old Shmorky is? @Lowtax even a guess would suffice buddy, since you saw him in person a lot, did he smell like an old man?

 

[Megapiss]

Did you ever notice Shmorky wearing a diaper around the office?

 

[Aquinas]

Shmorky is Fifty, lets let it rest at that

 

[sogdiananhero]

i don't think that subtlety is lowtax's main draw seeing as he bans people for talking about a fruit on his forum

lowtax hasn't banned anyone for talking about shmorky yet (as far as I know).

 

[PT 404]

I hate to admit, but I was on the other end. I'm so prepared to terrible ratings right now. I was a long term ebaumer... it was bad enough that I was happy when the copyright was added to the Zeus image because of copyright.

Sorry, but I was young and fuck paying for a forum at that age, also ebaumer was my intro to chris chan.

Well seanbaby is 10 years younger, has like 6" and 40 pounds on him on top of years of kick boxing

He would have been dumb to accept and those weight classes exist to avoid match-ups like that. Pussying it out was the smart move (which should have been lowtax's)

I wouldn't talk shit to Seanbaby.

 

[Doctor Jizzmopper]

48-55 years old I believe. banging a crazy ass 20 year old?

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I wouldn't talk shit to Seanbaby.

Forget Seanbaby the day I enter the ring with any trained guy in his early 20s who is 6"6 250 pounds is the day I need to be old yellered because I clearly have had too many concussions and don't know what I'm doing anymore. Or I owe the mob a lot of money.

I can't think of a single fighter I know who would agree to a match like that who isn't completely mentally blacked out

Like there are tons of reasons to shit on Uwe Boll but that's not one of them

 

[Internet War Criminal]

48-55 years old I believe. banging a crazy ass 20 year old?

Oh, now we're listing the good things about lowtax? Yeah that's one of them respect I hope my third wife is 20 years younger and hot too