Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Thanks for the assist, I went with more of a closeup though and made his hand crazy big, it looks weirdly Photoshopped in his own pfp and I think this is a pretty good match. Prompt-bros, "he has an insufferable smile" was what got an almost exact match.
 
The timing of the SWATing right after Bollywood Shrek's presentation got posted by the cyber security fags who got conned into having her as a speaker makes me wonder if it's actually been the street-shitting cunt rather than Fat himself making or at least ordering those calls the entire time.
 
Per Pat's exquisitely intellectual heuristic analysis, Josh is OFFICIALLY a CHILD and not a STLAKER. Maybe because he recognizes that Null has only ever hosted and laughed and has never put himself in a position to be dubiously considered one of the people fucking with him, or maybe it's because he's seen his old babyface photos and thinks he's a child (and thus fit for a special line of Serbian-inspired sausage patties.)
 
Pat has child'ed deer feeder.
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i've been away from this thread for a while but just now i heard a sinister porcine gurgle from between the screen and keyboard of my closed laptop. i flung it open in a panic, already dreading what i would witness-- and there before my eyes, appropriately thumbnailed, was null taking a direct, unmediated childing, straight from the source like moonshine still warm from the still. thoughts and prayers to our dear feeder
 
Seems piggy is back with a vengeance. Twitter pfp gone, account locked and swatted all at Thanksgiving and within days of Snackie's big speech about him. What a coincidence!

He really missed the attention and just had to get himself back on the radar again, didn't he. Fat lunatic.

Also fat (and fat).
 
Per Pat's exquisitely intellectual heuristic analysis, Josh is OFFICIALLY a CHILD and not a STLAKER. Maybe because he recognizes that Null has only ever hosted and laughed and has never put himself in a position to be dubiously considered one of the people fucking with him, or maybe it's because he's seen his old babyface photos and thinks he's a child (and thus fit for a special line of Serbian-inspired sausage patties.)
I thought this at first, but this distinction in word choice would require a degree of situational awareness that Rick just doesn't possess. My guess is that he's wholly unaware that he just replied to the owner of the infamous tranny murder doxxing site.
 
The timing of the SWATing right after Bollywood Shrek's presentation got posted by the cyber security fags who got conned into having her as a speaker makes me wonder if it's actually been the street-shitting cunt rather than Fat himself making or at least ordering those calls the entire time.
There is a small possibility that she introduced him to Torswats. One month before the Vice News article on Torswats dropped, she showed up in one of Patrick's threads. It's possible that she fed the story to them. If that's the case, then how would she have known that Torswats was behind it, as they had never mentioned Patrick?
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Then again, Patrick was never named as one of Torswats' victims in the Vice News article. It's also possible after the Vegas swatting that Patrick was informed that Torswats was the culprit behind everything (as was stated in the police report), and he relayed this to Jackie. I think she's just an opportunist looking for a "problem" to "solve" with her "cybersecurity skills" in order to gain clout.
 
There is a small possibility that she introduced him to Torswats. One month before the Vice News article on Torswats dropped, she showed up in one of Patrick's threads. It's possible that she fed the story to them. If that's the case, then how would she have known that Torswats was behind it, as they had never mentioned Patrick?
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Then again, Patrick was never named as one of Torswats' victims in the Vice News article. It's also possible after the Vegas swatting that Patrick was informed that Torswats was the culprit behind everything (as was stated in the police report), and he relayed this to Jackie. I think she's just an opportunist looking for a "problem" to "solve" with her "cybersecurity skills" in order to gain clout.
Ya know it would make perfect sense for this ex-goon third worlder to concoct some sociopathic scheme where she builds up the image of a dumb fat faggot (with bitch tits) as "the most swatted and doxxed man on the planet" under the pretext of helping and advising him, all while actively paying for him to be swatted over and over and over again in order to eventually get him and/or nikki killed by the cops so she can capitalise on his death for her brand
 
Fat Jackie inserted herself openly into Fat Pat’s story just after his claims of swatting started and the verified swattings started while she was shopping his story around, then they stopped once she got a gig. I’m calling it that she organised the swats. That makes her a criminal.

Fuck you Jackie, you’re a racist and you’re a liar.
Go ahead and dox me you fat cunt.
 
Pat has child'ed deer feeder.
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The meeting of the minds, just Pat's is all fat and Chedder cheese
Per Pat's exquisitely intellectual heuristic analysis, Josh is OFFICIALLY a CHILD and not a STLAKER. Maybe because he recognizes that Null has only ever hosted and laughed and has never put himself in a position to be dubiously considered one of the people fucking with him, or maybe it's because he's seen his old babyface photos and thinks he's a child (and thus fit for a special line of Serbian-inspired sausage patties.)
The thing is Josh has been pretty tame with Pat, just kind of laughing and moving on. I await further encounters
 
The meeting of the minds, just Pat's is all fat and Chedder cheese

The thing is Josh has been pretty tame with Pat, just kind of laughing and moving on. I await further encounters
What do you want Josh to do, like spaz out on him?
The milk is always best when it comes fresh from the cow.
We leave them alone and they do the funny.

edit: We’re on the same side bro I’m just a little high tonight
 
What do you want Josh to do, like spaz out on him?
The milk is always best when it comes fresh from the cow.
We leave them alone and they do the funny.
I want Josh to do nothing, I want pat to sperg like he is now lol. All Josh did was spit facts and not tag him. Pat SEEKED Josh out. That's funny
 
I couldn't disagree more.

The Pests are why we have (or had) Patposting in the first place. They drove the content and the bits. We just made derivative memes and shitposts about pepperoni.

Without them tormenting him and pushing his buttons, Pat's just another insufferable fat Xitter libtard. He's a bargain bin Bob Chipman.

Cows come and go. I'm not saying Patposting is necessarily dead, per se, but now that Quasi has been (partially) paid, the Pests are appeased; thus, the Golden Age of Patposting is behind us.
The Patposting will never die. Pat needs the brothermen, we’re all he’s got.. Boomia & Honeybadger are the closest things he’s had to a friend in decades. There have been lulls in the breastern front a few times but it’s usually just the calm before the storm.

I mean with his 44th alleged SWATTing just happening and the upcoming Porsalin doc we have some guaranteed oinking on the horizon. This will never end until Pat either gets sectioned in a secure psyche ward or clutches his chest and falls off his fart stool in some dive bar. He’s just that stubborn and retarded.. pigheaded some might even say.
 
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