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Well it's good to know that you'll continue to keep SA on it's current path, because it does provide us with a lot of lulz (though not for the reasons you mean).

By the way Lowtax, we have a Demodding Death Pool where we pick which members of your staff won't see out the end of the year in their current positions as mods and admins. If you'd like to make some picks, I can put you in the pool!
 
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Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0 said:
By the way Lowtax, we have a Demodding Death Pool where we pick which members of your staff won't see out the end of the year in their current positions as mods and admins. If you'd like to make some picks, I can put you in the pool!
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Oh fantastic, that sounds like a lot of fun! I love going on forums to talk about mods on other forums! That's something I find very interesting and exciting to engage in!

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@Doctor Jizzmopper is one of SomethingSensitive people, if that wasn't obvious.
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It's always easy to tell, because you can instantly pick up what the person is writing themselves, and what they're just copying and pasting from other members there. Regardless, SS always seems to send its most utterly incompetent and incoherent reps out, so it's fun goading them on to continue posting and see what gems of idiocy they come up with next.
 
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Lowtax said:
I can't even tell if that's an insult. I'm assuming it is, but you may have to break it down a bit for me because I'm not as good as you with words.
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Lowtax said:
It's always easy to tell, because you can instantly pick up what the person is writing themselves, and what they're just copying and pasting from other members there. Regardless, SS always seems to send its most utterly incompetent and incoherent reps out, so it's fun goading them on to continue posting and see what gems of idiocy they come up with next.
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Got any proof to back up this theory of yours?

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@Doctor Jizzmopper is one of SomethingSensitive people, if that wasn't obvious.
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We miss you in chat already, and lowtax knows who I am.
 
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Doctor Jizzmopper said:
I mean, least of all, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka. I might not see eye to eye with you chucklefucks at Kiwifarms, but I'm going to bet you haven't had any mods that did time for touching 8 year old girl's as mods, while also serving the sentence for the crime. Or guess which forum had a mod that was writing underaged "The Sims" porn. How the fuck do you even come up with that anyway?
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Actually our website owner @Null routinely faps to hurtcore CP and neko shota didn't you read the stuff Vodrak wrote about him? 100% true and honest. We have @Melchett who scams the UK government for a tugboat, another mod in @Meowthkip who faps to TF2 rule 34, another in @KatsuKitty who is an aneorexic tranny that considers a Volvo to be a luxury car, @Huntin' Slash has all of Ray Harley's pornos on DVD, @Alan Pardew keeps a dossier on every single kiwi as blackmail, @surter has a beard fetish, and I'm down with the clowns.

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Oh fantastic, that sounds like a lot of fun! I love going on forums to talk about mods on other forums! That's something I find very interesting and exciting to engage in!
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Who is your favorite Kiwi moderator?
 
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Lowtax said:
Oh fantastic, that sounds like a lot of fun! I love going on forums to talk about mods on other forums! That's something I find very interesting and exciting to engage in!
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Agreed, it IS fun making fun of idiots on the Internet!

It's also p funny how your response to someone like me explaining why they and many others cared about a community and we were disappointed that it started to suck is basically to ask "why haven't you left then?" and try to make us look bad for caring. Then clumsily flip the script to act like it is you who are trolling us for lulz.

Keep mocking your customers and driving them away! Never change, Lowtax, never change!
 
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Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0 said:
Agreed, it IS fun making fun of idiots on the Internet!

It's also p funny how your response to someone like me explaining why they and many others cared about a community and we were disappointed that it started to suck is basically to ask "why haven't you left then?" and try to make us look bad for caring. Then clumsily flip the script to act like it is you who are trolling us for lulz.

Keep mocking your customers and driving them away! Never change, Lowtax, never change!
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He did totally troll you into wasting 15 years and $10.
 
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Doctor Jizzmopper said:
fuck yeah

When Lauren hits her rebellious teenager phase, the "I was raised by a minor 2000s internet celebrity who spent most of the day in a drunken Ambien haze and exposed me to tranny sex predators, AMA" thread on Reddit is going to be glorious.
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Wow. Well, uh, I'm glad I've given you something to look forward to in your life, I guess?
 
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