Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

It's pretty funny how much this turned into rambling nonsense from the original snide remark about cuckolding, all because he tries to pretend like he's not actually bothered by it and is just giving his two cents with a straight face.

The only reason Nick can't hold the snack tray is because his hands are shaking too much.

 

[Swole McPole]

I’m really calling bullshit on restless leg syndrome. It’s a controversial diagnosis (doctors say it isn’t real, probably because it’s so over diagnosed) and the people that really seem legit are experiencing borderline agony.

Didn't believe that, didn't believe the central sleep apnea either. She hasn't slept for four years, but when she does, she forgets to breathe? How would you even know? The symptoms are exactly as you'd expect from someone who lies around and does fuck all all day.

Also: CBD products are placebos for suckers.

 

[Harm]

The only reason Nick can't hold the snack tray is because his hands are shaking too much.

Not to mention those emaciated shoulders. He'd set it down to pick up a glass of whiskey after 30 seconds tops.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Here is a local copy of Kayla's explanation of her medications. I know everybody loves to watch her agressively mugging the camera

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Friday Funtime with Lady Rackets - Possibly Some Sandmann discussion | Rekieta Law (November 2nd. 2019)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOiU5PuXlMY

at around 39:00

Lmao, decided to watch a little bit of this stream just to see what they talk about, and immediately after the "woe is me and my depression, and my sleep apnea, and my sleepless apnea" bit, she shills a pyramid scheme cbd product that "TOTALLY WORKS!" for like 20 minutes. If there was a good reason to watch this boring shit, its gone now.

 

[Captain Manning]

Some real crazy cope from Nick. Stop tracking his superchats because Nick's master plan all along was to have less of them. And he wants less superchats because he loves the little guy out there working hard.

What a crock of shit.

Make no mistake, he's claiming he doesn't want superchats because he's, in fact, not receiving many superchats. His show is now hot garbage and his userbase is shrinking because of that. Fewer people than ever want to give him money. That's entirely his own doing. His own failing.

Back when his show was good, Nick was once a top superchat eaner on YouTube, and I don't recall him ever expressing dissatisfaction with that. Nor should he have, to be honest. If you put on a good show, and people want to give you money, then you've earned that money.

Basically he's saying "Well, fuck you guys, I don't want your money anyways!"

Crybaby niggerfaggot.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

His origin story on the YouTubes is a lot more pathetic. He wanted to post videos about the Dick Masterson vs Maddox LOLsuit on the Dick Show FB group, but they were too long, o he started on YT. The rest of the Dickheads talked him into doing it more by telling him how Greta it was.

I guess that explains all the fat chicks jokes

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

restless leg syndrome

Is it one where you're just sitting down and you'd be moving one of your leg up and down on the tiptoe? You need medication for that?? Shit I thought everyone has that just cause everyone is sedentary these days and your body wants to move.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Maybe we're missing something, maybe Nick isn't an alcoholic, maybe he's trying to appeal to the BPD woman audience by looking and acting like a doomer boi

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Jesus, the man has no taste at all, does he? Why would you buy a wedding ring out of a non-precious metal?

Because precious metal rings are rather boring and show no imagination, and arguably taste.

 

[Anticipointment]

It's pretty funny how much this turned into rambling nonsense from the original snide remark about cuckolding, all because he tries to pretend like he's not actually bothered by it and is just giving his two cents with a straight face.

Replying to the chat question by saying “can’t relate, ha” & moving on would have been sufficient.

Nick should keep shut about his marriage. But since he won’t, it’s notable that when he’s talking about marital commitments, he doesn’t say it like, “we’ve shared 20 yrs together, we have a bond with each other & a duty to our kids, we’ve given each other x, y, & z…” etc., Nick frames it in the way of what he has personally lost or given up for the marriage. The bitter way he says it, the facial expressions, the waving of the whisky glass, gives the message that if he could do marriage & kids again, he wouldn’t.

Quite the change from the hardy endorsements he formerly gave to marriage & family life.

This is the second time he’s recently mentioned that if “something” happened to Kayla, like…a car accident… he’d not remarry.
Not said in an “God forbid” way, but almost like he’s dreaming of a life where this would become a reality so he could finally be free. He’s given it more thought than seems normal for a supposedly happy relationship.

Kayla might want to be on alert for any “vehicle malfunctions” or other dangerous scenarios.

 

[Captain Manning]

I’m really calling bullshit on restless leg syndrome. It’s a controversial diagnosis (doctors say it isn’t real, probably because it’s so over diagnosed) and the people that really seem legit are experiencing borderline agony. People claiming that is a real red flag. If you go to a doctor to complain about a bunch of shit it’s very easy to leave with some prescriptions, they take you on your word and are pressured to prescribe so patients feel validated. I hate to play out tired tropes, but sounds like a unsatisfied wife that wants to escape her life but can’t admit it so is distracting herself with the medicalisation of her unhappiness.

I have RLS. It's real.

It's also called Willis–Ekbom Disease. It's in the medical textbooks.

However, for me, it's not a gigantic deal. What I've found is that whenever I experience it, I get my ass out of bed and exercise the leg. Sometimes elevating the leg works too. It usually goes away after that. At least for a while.

It's fucking obnoxious, but it's not the end of the world. You just learn to deal with it.

As I understand, the controversy with RLS isn't whether it exists, but rather the fact the pharma industry wants to push drugs to treat it even though they're not exactly sure what causes it. There's been a number of theories advanced over the years, including vitamin deficiencies.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

He wants to go on Theo Vaughn's podcast with Bobby Lee because they are funny.

Old Nick would've been interesting on Theo Von.

New Nick wouldn't be able to keep up,

Theo's interviewing and comedy style is really irreverent and absurdist. His guests need to be good at reading social cues and quick on their feet to keep up with Theo's mercurial stream of consciousness,

He's had some big guests on lately in Tucker Carlson and Wayne Gretzky.

I'd say Nick has no chance, but Theo is unpredictable and has interviewed random off-the-street garbagemen as well.

Curious what effects thiamine would have on someone with W-K? Would it cure the condition, prevent the issues prophylactically, or would they have to decrease alcohol intake?

Three to five days of Thiamine used to be given to new hospital admits suspected of alcoholism even if they wouldn't admit to it.

It's essentially cheap and harmless vitamins. Supposedly preventative. Really hard to judge if it actually makes a difference though.

Some real crazy cope from Nick. Stop tracking his superchats because Nick's master plan all along was to have less of them. And he wants less superchats because he loves the little guy out there working hard.

Nick is out there taking money from big corporations like locals and rumble to help the truck drivers out there driving on long nights. He doesn't want money from people. He wants money from corporations because its all about YOUR kids.

Nick DOESNT need your money. None of you can possibly understand Nick's business because you can't.

To noseguard a little, Nick did mention several times a year ago post-YT ban and around the time of the Rumble deal that he had a desire to stop taking money from fans re: Superchats and instead take money from corporations.

It was probably disingenuous then and is REALLY disingenuous now. But if you squint you can see at the time in the early stages of his decline that he might've been at least a little sincere. Hoping that he could get paid a salary from Big Tech instead of doing the organ grinder routine nightly begging for gibs.

Of course, the problem with that as well is that this timeline also coincides with the start of the 5k Locals gift campaign.

Is it one where you're just sitting down and you'd be moving one of your leg up and down on the tiptoe? You need medication for that?? Shit I thought everyone has that just cause everyone is sedentary these days and your body wants to move.

Restless leg syndrome is a condition where patients complain of a subjective perception of discomfort/uneasiness in their legs when not moving, particularly when in bed before going to sleep.

The discomfort is classically relieved with motion of the limbs.

It's not a well understood condition, demonstrated by the fact that its treatment involves a bunch of random, unrelated drugs and there's no diagnostic tests.

It’s a controversial diagnosis (doctors say it isn’t real, probably because it’s so over diagnosed) and the people that really seem legit are experiencing borderline agony. People claiming that is a real red flag. If you go to a doctor to complain about a bunch of shit it’s very easy to leave with some prescriptions, they take you on your word and are pressured to prescribe so patients feel validated.

I've never really heard doubt re: the validity of RLS IRL similar to other more sketchy conditions, but I'd be willing to consider the possibility.

The drugs to treat RLS aren't really the ones drug seekers want though.

I've mostly seen it treated with Parkinson's drugs like pramipexole. Which is a Dopamine Agonist that has been reported to cause problems with impulse control with patients starting to gamble recklessly, etc. But AFAIK, isn't a drug of abuse.

 

[Pomniman]

Lmao, decided to watch a little bit of this stream just to see what they talk about, and immediately after the "woe is me and my depression, and my sleep apnea, and my sleepless apnea" bit, she shills a pyramid scheme cbd product that "TOTALLY WORKS!" for like 20 minutes. If there was a good reason to watch this boring shit, its gone now.

This stream is what soured a lot of viewers on her. The "I have every disease known to man and some that haven't even been discovered yet!" schtick immediately followed up by pyramid scheme shilling instantly made like 40% of the audience hate her. The tattoos and her drooling all over Branca on that one more recent election night stream after like 2 shots of whiskey didn't help either.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I’m in the minority here in that I feel like Kayla gets a bad rap and is probably much more functional than anyone gives her credit for. People I know who have met her have only positive things to say about her. Yeah her attention-seeking and hyper-sexualizing are obnoxious as hell, but they’re usually the result of CSA and I have a lot of sympathy for her just for being saddled with a drunk husband who refuses to grow up.

Kayla gets a bad rap because this is the side of herself that she chose to share with the Internet. Kayla chose to share stories about herself and Nick that paint them both in a bad light such as the masseur story, how they met, etc. and also shared lewds with Nick's Locals (pestering Nick for permission until he said yes). There likely is more to Kayla than that, but until she shows it, there is little else to work with.

It's not so much Kayla's functionality, but how she chooses to function that is criticized. Her priorities include not doing housework or driving the kids anywhere so that her alcoholic husband can do it mere hours after his late show. Kayla comes across as lazy because her efforts don't seem to go toward anything productive (housework, driving the kids, etc.) and she instead focuses on "self care" in the form of watching shows, exercising, and possibly some cooking (which can be supplemented with snacks throughout the day or take-out as evidenced in one of the lewds). The only real obligation she seems to have is related to the homeschool co-op.

Kayla's ailments (real or imagined) are unfortunate. That said, Kayla is not without agency. Kayla also had an idea of what she was getting into with her "little gaywad" Nick early on. She also knew Nick at the same time as Drexel (they were all cheerleaders) and Drexel got deep into "the lifestyle" shortly afterward (though before the blackface picture). Basically, Kayla married a man who would drive her and her cheerleader friends to gay bars, whose best friend at the time was a degenerate, and that's on her. If she wants out, well, that's what divorce is for. While not ideal, it is possible for Nick and Kayla's coping mechanisms to do more damage to their kids than a divorce could (car wreck or the like).

In the meantime, Kayla is trying to stay sexy for her "gaywad" husband. While Nick says women should do this to keep their man from looking at porn, Kayla still shows him pictures of other women and drools over them herself because they both exhibit similar exhibitionist and all around coom-brained behavior. Kayla also flirts with other men and has an ambition to turn a straight girl queer in some way. They are both degenerates.

On top of all this, Kayla is dumb, selfish, loud, and her crying about it online doesn't make her problems go away. If Kayla wants to stop crying then she has to take responsibility. If Kayla can't do that then she shouldn't expect sympathy (much less for things to get better).

 

[TheClappening]

What a crock of shit.

Make no mistake, he's claiming he doesn't want superchats because he's, in fact, not receiving many superchats. His show is now hot garbage and his userbase is shrinking because of that. Fewer people than ever want to give him money. That's entirely his own doing. His own failing.

Back when his show was good, Nick was once a top superchat eaner on YouTube, and I don't recall him ever expressing dissatisfaction with that. Nor should he have, to be honest. If you put on a good show, and people want to give you money, then you've earned that money.

Basically he's saying "Well, fuck you guys, I don't want your money anyways!"

Crybaby niggerfaggot.

One of Nick's big philosophies was it was good to make money. He even wished the people he didn't like good luck in making money.

I haven't watched his show in almost a year now, but this is next level cope.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

the 5k locals gift is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

edit: whisky dick confirmed

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I remember our wife having a bipap machine but chose to take the meds because the machine 'doesn't work' for her? Sounds like bullshit to me. I used to be on a bipap too until I lost weight and had trouble adjusting to it but that's mostly because I was breathing with my chest instead of my stomach. You just had to keep using it and consciously train yourself to get used to breathe right and it'll be second nature in like 2 weeks.

 

[AnOminous]

Is it one where you're just sitting down and you'd be moving one of your leg up and down on the tiptoe? You need medication for that?? Shit I thought everyone has that just cause everyone is sedentary these days and your body wants to move.

It's more like a pain in your legs that gets worse and worse until you have to move them, but ends up with being unable to sleep at all because you just spend all night thrashing around in an almost seizure-like way. At least in severe cases. I occasionally have leg cramps or weird toe curl cramps, and generally I just have to get up and walk it off and go back to sleep. It's still bad, at least for a few minutes, but I can't imagine something like it for all night.

The real cases of this sound really miserable.

I think this is more made-up bullshit from these either hypochondriac or munchie weirdoes. I just don't find any claims from these people credible at all any more.

This is the second time he’s recently mentioned that if “something” happened to Kayla, like…a car accident… he’d not remarry.

Boy after saying shit like that he'd best not have taken out an insurance policy with a double indemnity clause if she just. . .somehow. . .dies in a car "accident."

What a fucking weirdo.

One of Nick's big philosophies was it was good to make money. He even wished the people he didn't like good luck in making money.

Sounds like a super gay version of when Southern women sweetly tell you "bless your heart" when they mean "FUCK YOU!"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick is the whiniest bitch on the planet. I think he knew immediately that he’d revealed too much when he said “I can’t always get my hands on $40,000 liquid cash…I mean I could if I wasn’t getting sued by a retard.”

As if getting sued wasn’t something he deliberately courted and in fact BEGGED Monty to do.

Nick dodges responsibility like it’s a non-alcoholic beverage. What a fucking crybaby.

I have RLS. It's real.

Same. I HIGHLY recommend Hyland’s Restful Legs. I’m not a homeopathic homo but that shit works.

Is it one where you're just sitting down and you'd be moving one of your leg up and down on the tiptoe?

No. It’s a compulsive urge to move and stretch your legs that you can’t stop doing no matter how crazy it’s driving you and it mostly happens when you’re trying to go to sleep. I’ve never had the shakes but my understanding is that those are annoying but not maddening and disruptive to sleep like RLS.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

It's more like a pain in your legs that gets worse and worse until you have to move them, but ends up with being unable to sleep at all because you just spend all night thrashing around in an almost seizure-like way. At least in severe cases. I occasionally have leg cramps or weird toe curl cramps, and generally I just have to get up and walk it off and go back to sleep.

The real cases of this sound really miserable.

I think this is more made-up bullshit from these either hypochondriac or munchie weirdoes. I just don't find any claims from these people credible at all any more.

Boy after saying shit like that he'd best not have taken out an insurance policy with a double indemnity clause if she just. . .somehow. . .dies in a car "accident."

What a fucking weirdo.

Sounds like a super gay version of when Southern women sweetly tell you "bless your heart" when they mean "FUCK YOU!"

The most I got was when I want to stretch in bed but it wasn't enough stretching on my own. No pain though. Just an irresistible need to stretch out my limbs like I'm made of rubber.

Also our balldo boy sure is versatile. He's exhibiting traits of like a dozen lolcows and the list is growing. Mama KR missing arc soon?