Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 56 24.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 32.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 25 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 71 30.9%

  • Total voters
    230
In that “Making zero Superchats was always part of my highly sophisticated and selfless plan, asshole” rant, his seething is off the charts. Snarling “faggot” at the guy while claiming “The internet isn’t real and nothing that happens online matters” is textbook butthurt bitch.

Tell us again how unaffected and above it all you are, Rackets.
 
I remember our wife having a bipap machine but chose to take the meds because the machine 'doesn't work' for her? Sounds like bullshit to me. I used to be on a bipap too until I lost weight and had trouble adjusting to it but that's mostly because I was breathing with my lungs instead of my stomach. You just had to keep using it and consciously train yourself to get used to breathe right and it'll be second nature in like 2 weeks.
Nigga what the fuck. How do you breathe with anything other than your lungs? Do you shit with your armpit?

This stream is what soured a lot of viewers on her. The "I have every disease known to man and some that haven't even been discovered yet!" schtick immediately followed up by pyramid scheme shilling instantly made like 40% of the audience hate her. The tattoos and her drooling all over Branca on that one more recent election night stream after like 2 shots of whiskey didn't help either.
I dont watch rekeita, doesn't nick also shill on a regular basis? I know lately its been the balldo (really great choice nick, the boatloads of cash you'll receive definitiely offset any potential embarassment), but what has he shilled before that?
 
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Nigga what the fuck. How do you breathe with anything other than your lungs? Do you shit with your armpit?


I dont watch rekeita, doesn't nick also shill on a regular basis? I know lately its been the balldo (really great choice nick, the boatloads of cash you'll receive definitiely offset any potential embarassment), but what has he shilled before that?
I mean you breath with your lungs but the top of your chest shouldnt be heaving, your gut should.
 
I dont watch rekeita, doesn't nick also shill on a regular basis? I know lately its been the balldo (really great choice nick, the boatloads of cash you'll receive definitiely offset any potential embarassment), but what has he shilled before that?
He used to have a few product sponsorships (ridge wallet, some gold IRA bullshit or whatever, field of greens, those mini-chainsaws a lot of rumblefags were shilling at some point, etc.) but I think most of them have ditched him at this point. Though from what I recall he got most of those over a year after her Amway lady routine that one night.
 
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Oh man, Coomalot is gonna become Dax's new protege. I also notice he put Rekieta in the title, so it might be a three-way balldo-fest.

EDIT: Here's the Locals link now that I've stopped phonefagging. Rumble link for the show.
 
Some real crazy cope from Nick. Stop tracking his superchats because Nick's master plan all along was to have less of them. And he wants less superchats because he loves the little guy out there working hard.

Nick is out there taking money from big corporations like locals and rumble to help the truck drivers out there driving on long nights. He doesn't want money from people. He wants money from corporations because its all about YOUR kids.

Nick DOESNT need your money. None of you can possibly understand Nick's business because you can't.

LoL okay, then he should refund the give send go and close it. Since he doesn't need his viewers money and is getting it from corporations, use that money then. Also disable superchats and start reading regular chat messages and get rid of the $20 to read your comment first rule. Give back to those truckers by not making them pay to get a response.
 
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Oh man, Coomalot is gonna become Dax's new protege. I also notice he put Rekieta in the title, so it might be a three-way balldo-fest.

EDIT: Here's the Locals link now that I've stopped phonefagging. Rumble link for the show.
Camelot is desperate for attention. Both times he was on Drinkers show the chat started to heckle him for blabbing yet saying nothing. It reminds me of when Nina Infinity got yeeted from the Real BBC.

itsagundam started to low key roast him on the second appearance when he kept babbling and wouldn't shut up.
 
I know lately its been the balldo (really great choice nick, the boatloads of cash you'll receive definitiely offset any potential embarassment)
Nick didn't get paid to shill the balldo, he loved it so much he begged the company to sponsor him for giving him so much joy and I don't think they ever did. Like a janny, he did it for free.
 
The way he still calls it a "FREE" gift is gross. You took money from all of them, Nick.
Not to mention he says derisively that “I could have just given everyone a koozie or something, but instead…” as he whines about the whole lot of nothing he hasn’t even ordered yet. Instead people get to hear you bitch about how your outsized generosity has created such a heavy cross for you to bear?

This nigger needs to get sent to one of those bootcamps for unruly teenagers. I don’t think a month hiking in the desert and sleeping on rocks would do much to help him grow the fuck up, but it would be fun to know it was happening.
 
Wait, is she not on it anymore? Maybe I'll check it out again.
Yes, it was a good while ago. He was very...diplomatic as to why she was leaving. I too stopped watching when she appeared. Now it's just Gary,AZ, and Mauler. My main complaint now would be it's no longer comic talk but yet another "this show is woke" gab. Gary does try to keep it comics focused sometimes....but Az is too ADD and Mauler knows nothing about comics.

I would encourage anybody to watch the chat replay and comments on those episodes, full rebellion at her being a complete hole.
 
Yes, it was a good while ago. He was very...diplomatic as to why she was leaving. I too stopped watching when she appeared. Now it's just Gary,AZ, and Mauler. My main complaint now would be it's no longer comic talk but yet another "this show is woke" gab. Gary does try to keep it comics focused sometimes....but Az is too ADD and Mauler knows nothing about comics.

I would encourage anybody to watch the chat replay and comments on those episodes, full rebellion at her being a complete hole.
I'll check it out again. Though, I'm not a fan of the comic talk myself. Az is...quite annoying tbh but hey, different strokes and all that. It's at least tolerable w/o her.
 
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Gonna do some minor power leveling but I’ve ridden motorcycles for around a decade and can attest that you just don’t get on one and ride. They are completely different from cars and don’t even steer the same (look up counter steering if interested).

I’ve known several people who didn’t take a class or take any safety precautions. One is dead now and the other crashes at a whole 15 MPH and had to get his whole shoulder repaired.

Motorcycles are unforgiving, sports bike are even more unforgiving, a fucking Ducati is a unridable for someone without experience. That thing is gonna be totaled within 2 days of him getting it
Do you have any advice or recommendations for someone who wants to get “back into” riding but they took the MSF class/got an M-class endorsement 7 years ago and haven’t ridden since
 
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Some real crazy cope from Nick. Stop tracking his superchats because Nick's master plan all along was to have less of them. And he wants less superchats because he loves the little guy out there working hard.

Nick is out there taking money from big corporations like locals and rumble to help the truck drivers out there driving on long nights. He doesn't want money from people. He wants money from corporations because its all about YOUR kids.

Nick DOESNT need your money. None of you can possibly understand Nick's business because you can't.
If he doesn't want superberries he can disable them, you set up a storefront or an internet hat for people to throw change at because you want people to do so. This is a similar argument to people in gaming circles pretending as if 'free' (and even paid these days) games are some sort of fucking charity; studios will add microtransactions to shit precisely because they want you to buy them and will use every single prodding mechanism to tip your hands towards it short of outright telling you to do it (because psychologically that breaks the illusion of choice and has an adverse effect), this is the same for youtubers and their "you don't HAVE to give me superchats but...". What's next, you also didn't want people to give you money for your KickFundMe? Nobody does this Nicky, even a petulant child will eventually admit that nobody would set up shop to NOT sell a product.

Completely and thoroughly disingenuous, Nicky lampshade is the epitome of the 'Nice Guy' and has applied that archetype to every single aspect of his life, only he somehow forgot what 'Nice Guys' are and what everyone rightfully sees them as.

Undesirable bottom of the barrel losers who can't hack it.
 
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