Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Harm]

Random dumb thought/theory after watching the Nick/Crigler balldo conversation: The balldo is deliberately intended to harm your genitalia and Nick knows it from talking to the owner, but genuinely finds it hilarious that men would be stupid enough to damage their penis with this contraption. He insists that you shouldn't actually use it because to him, the humor is knowing people will use it even when they're told not to use it. That's why he refuses to sell it to people with ED; their dicks are already malfunctioning. Plus some of his word choice is just off. "Self-inflicted" was dropped.

Posting this for the 1 in 1,000,000 odds that I'm correct so I can be Nostradamus for a day.

 

[AnOminous]

Tell us again how unaffected and above it all you are, Rackets.

Maybe if Balldo Man tells us how much he isn't mad a few more hundred times and seethes about it for entire streams for a hundred more hours, he'll actually convince us he isn't mad.

 

[Tackleberry]

The only reason Nick can't hold the snack tray is because his hands are shaking too much.

All of his drinks are shaken, not stirred.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Mandy acknowledging Nick has changed.

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Edit: Wrong link initially

 

[ChromaQuack]

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Mandy acknowledging Nick has changed.

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Imminent "I always knew you were an old catfish with 2004 pictures, I would not even balldo you".

 

[Anticipointment]

Listened to first hour & a 1/2 of Coomalot & Dax. Finally tapping out.

Many gay “jokes”, much women are fat, the same old bs about Eric July, thrice. Dick claims Eric is a liar about everything. Other insults towards Eric.

Dick says people hate on Vito because he is “annoyingly liberal”.

Nick superchat is on the screen & one in chat below. Didn’t catch the context about money to Vito. Something about a weight loss challenge.

 

[Harm]

Nick superchat is on the screen & one in chat below. Didn’t catch the context about money to Vito. Something about a weight loss challenge.

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Gotta love yet another confirmation that Nick's claim he doesn't watch any livestreams was complete bullshit.

For reference, he claimed on his 10/24 livestream: "I don't actually listen to Dick's show or watch it because I don't watch or listen to anybody's shows. I don't know how many times I have to say this." (post with the clip here)

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Random dumb thought/theory after watching the Nick/Crigler balldo conversation: The balldo is deliberately intended to harm your genitalia and Nick knows it from talking to the owner, but genuinely finds it hilarious that men would be stupid enough to damage their penis with this contraption. He insists that you shouldn't actually use it because to him, the humor is knowing people will use it even when they're told not to use it. That's why he refuses to sell it to people with ED; their dicks are already malfunctioning. Plus some of his word choice is just off. "Self-inflicted" was dropped.

Posting this for the 1 in 1,000,000 odds that I'm correct so I can be Nostradamus for a day.

Real men bet Their Totally Real and Valuable Kiwi Dollars on it.

 

[AltisticRight]

maybe Nick isn't an alcoholic

[Citation needed]

it was good to make money

Balldo is pretty good at making money, just look at Alphacore's campaign.

I hope he says "AltisticRight will not win the lottery" next or "The Kiwi Farms operator will not get $1,000,000 monthly donations" or "Elliot William Fong will have a prosperous pain-free life and she [sic] will not kill herself [sic]".

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

I mean you breath with your lungs but the top of your chest shouldnt be heaving, your gut should.

I didn't know breathing wasnt entirely an autonomic process for some of us... Tell me more of your home planet grey man.

Nick didn't get paid to shill the balldo, he loved it so much he begged the company to sponsor him for giving him so much joy and I don't think they ever did. Like a janny, he did it for free.

... He loved cinching the worlds chode-iest "dildo" to his balls and sticking it inside lady shillets? Fuck, he's completely hopeless.

 

[Bepis]

Listened to first hour & a 1/2 of Coomalot & Dax. Finally tapping out.

Many gay “jokes”, much women are fat, the same old bs about Eric July, thrice. Dick claims Eric is a liar about everything. Other insults towards Eric.

Dick says people hate on Vito because he is “annoyingly liberal”.

Nick superchat is on the screen & one in chat below. Didn’t catch the context about money to Vito. Something about a weight loss challenge.

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Cut him some slack, Nick's just doing show research for his nightly Rippaverse seething segment.

 

[Captain Manning]

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Mandy acknowledging Nick has changed.

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Edit: Wrong link initially

In all fairness to Mandy, she's actually asking a poignant question here.

If Nick reverted back to his old self (unlikely), could he get his old audience back?

My guess... broadly... is no. I think he's burned way too many bridges at this point. People interpret the way he's acting now as an indication of who he truly is. I don't think there's any coming back from that. Nick going full mask off is akin to seeing how the sausage is made. You can't unsee it.

 

[Retink Retunk]

... He loved cinching the worlds chode-iest "dildo" to his balls and sticking it inside lady shillets? Fuck, he's completely hopeless.

He made a video reviewing his experience using it and how much he enjoyed it. He went into graphic detail about the experience and explained how he didn't achieve a ballgasm but wants to keep trying until he gets there.

Shit was weird and disgusting, and no one really needed to hear any of that but he thought it was incredibly important. It's also when a lot of people began to turn on him because of how gross it was.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

"I don't. WANT TO. Watch my. Wife get. Fucked. But I. HAVE TO. Watch my. Wife get. Fucked. And that FUCKING AUTISTIC TRANNY ZOOSADIST CHILD-PORNOGRAPHY-HOARDING AUTISTIC DOWNIE RACIST NIGGER FAGGOT FURRY SENILE SPERG NULL is the DUMBEST RETARD ALIVE! Now don't get me wrong. Josh, I love you. You're a fucking retard who needs to die in a fire and get eaten alive by ten million fire ants. I wish for the best for you. I fucking hate you, Josh. I love you."

 

[zyclonPD]

If Nick reverted back to his old self (unlikely), could he get his old audience back?

I think no but maybe over a long timeline. He'd have to go back to lawsplaining and do it long enough that people would hear about it from other sources because most people aren't going to check back in to see if he's returned to his original content.

YouTube is a big site, there's probably 20 other subscribes people can flip over to and forget you existed. I've filled what use to be my rekieta segment with other content. I'm sure a lot of people did the same.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

If Nick reverted back to his old self (unlikely), could he get his old audience back?

Forgive me a moment of faggotry; but, it'd be akin to getting back with someone who cheated. Sure, you loved them, and you probably still love the person you met; but how can you trust them again?
I'd assume he's just acting. When he has "tried" to do his old streams, I can't watch them. It feels disingenuous and, frankly, he's not that good at it.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

In all fairness to Mandy, she's actually asking a poignant question here.

If Nick reverted back to his old self (unlikely), could he get his old audience back?

My guess... broadly... is no. I think he's burned way too many bridges at this point. People interpret the way he's acting now as an indication of who he truly is. I don't think there's any coming back from that. Nick going full mask off is akin to seeing how the sausage is made. You can't unsee it.

True. Even if he did a 180 right now, his reputation is permanently damaged.

The same problems that may have brought him here will go unresolved. Smaller creators will use him as a leg up and ditch. Old crew will be diplomatic on the surface but dodge him.
His main concern would be to not keep doing insane stuff that would bring his cow status to things like Drama Alert or attract sadistic Zoomer alogs.

He can still maintain a small following of weirdos to make a living off of. The problem I fear and have predicted is the Mundane Matt situation. His detractors are becoming more numerous and turning to content creation. That much ridicule of someone so thin skinned WILL devolve into flaggotry. That will be the torpedo that ends him.

 

[AnOminous]

All of his drinks are shaken, not stirred.

But Johnson-Yarbrough, Drexel Johnson-Yarbrough, he prefer he cucks lean, not shirred nor staken.

This is the face of pure despair. If you don't cringe and have a bit of empathy, you're evil, but if you don't laugh your ass off, you're a fool.

This is like Saturn eating his children.

I mean you can't stop laughing, at least if you're a sicko like me, in which case congratulate yourself, but lmao. Look at every trope of an evil person failing to regret his deeds. Literally this could have been part of some Satanic version of Bunyan's Pilgrim's Progress, but like, you know, in the OPPOSITE direction.

He literally looks like a fucking demon.

 

[Maude Snew]

Even if she doesn't divorce him as soon as the ink is dry on the paperwork transferring the wealth to him he's said on stream he only has 15 good years left and he's partying himself into an early grave. All she has to do is wait a little longer.

Dude doesn't have fifteen good minutes left as his are over. Because if that shit's good I don't want to see bad.

 

[RotPockets]

"I don't. WANT TO. Watch my. Wife get. Fucked. But I. HAVE TO. Watch my. Wife get. Fucked. And that FUCKING AUTISTIC TRANNY ZOOSADIST CHILD-PORNOGRAPHY-HOARDING AUTISTIC DOWNIE RACIST NIGGER FAGGOT FURRY SENILE SPERG NULL is the DUMBEST RETARD ALIVE! Now don't get me wrong. Josh, I love you. You're a fucking retard who needs to die in a fire and get eaten alive by ten million fire ants. I wish for the best for you. I fucking hate you, Josh. I love you."

That white circle above his head looks like it leads to a thought bubble containing the words “Gay Thoughts”.

(Here is a quick mock up of Nick’s plight.)