Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

During his rant, Nick also claimed that the thread believes that he beats his wife and children. I haven't seen anyone here suggest that.

I won't cite it, but I can only say there have been remote jokes. I can't remember anything else suggesting, even in jest, that he beats them. Mostly because I bet his oldest would wreck him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick again with the straw man “KF says I beat my wife and kids” so he can throw a pity party. He’s such a shameless liar and complete coward. Too scared to address what’s actually being said so makes some shit up to play victim.

Same energy, except Nick is sicker and more of a faggot:

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Fuck, what an insufferable faggot that Nick guy is. Sean should just leave and let this salty faggot mald by himself. Honestly, nobody needs to collab with Nick anymore. Everyone needs to put this douche on blast and then ice him out.

He can spiral on his own from there.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Wanted to note that Nick made it clear at the end of the Youtube portion of the stream that a comment implying he "takes his anger out on his family" was the kind of comment he interprets as saying he beats his wife and kids.

Nick also mentioned without solicitation during the revisitation of the Josh shower chat incident rant, that part of the erroneous record he was trying to correct with Null was that Our Wife and him remain "totally monogamous".

He expanded on things further in an odd way where he singled out specifically that Drex "knows we're both monogamous" as well.

Nick does have some point that the cuckoldry and the coal burning speculation are the closest thing to fan fic in the thread (Nick claimed he stopped reading the thread "months ago", because it became fan fic. He also denied having a KF account, "because I'd have to inform Josh to get verified).

But continually ranting about being "monogamous" without prompting and particularly insisting that your degenerate black friend "knows we are" is definitely a "Lady doth protest" situation.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Nick is arguing that a heroin addict CEO of a company is someone you should trust. Sean says that the drug addict would eventually fuck it up. Nick is not having any of it

Now Nick is claiming that Tim Cook has AIDS
He made a mistake and meant Steve Jobs. Also, Tim Pool has sex with chickens. Zero laughs from Sean

 

[retard strength II]

DO YEW UNNDUHRSTAAND, SEAN?

Nick is now like a big Lolcow Transformer figure, where you use several smaller Lolcow Transformers to assemble him.

 

[Boopims]

And to think a year ago around this time, the balldo man’s descent into cowdom was just starting to pick up some momentum after the Hedonism II dots were connected, time flys. The Rekieta corn harvest is bountiful

Such is the curse of the magi-chan demon

 

[BIG_BRAD]

not sure what it says about me that I'm really excited to watch another hour of a sex toy salesman screaming about a forum admin but it can't be anything good

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

God, I wish I could remember the exact stream years ago where Nick talks about how parasocial relationships with fans are a terrible thing and how he won't ever bring his wife or kids on the stream. The man straight up foreshadowed what has ended up happening to him.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Stephen Hawking jokes have come out. Completely bombed. Interestingly, he is talking about cheating a lot.
Nick's speech is also really slurred now. Nick says he couldn't cheat, because that would be a lot of work

Talking about starving kids and Stephen Hawking's dick. Total silence for seconds after Nick's punchlines
"Do you think Stephen Hawking is fucking Helen Keller in heaven"

 

[Harm]

not sure what it says about me that I'm really excited to watch another hour of a sex toy salesman screaming about a forum admin but it can't be anything good

If it helps, the full meltdown spans closer to 22 minutes or so from the time Nick reads the inciting superchat to when Sean finally defuses the bomb.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

While listening to Nick’s rants about how “no one will tell me how I’ve changed” (except for the hundreds who have, you fucking liar), I realized what the absolute worst change has been: Nick started believing he was funny.

You’re not funny, Nick. Not a comedian and not even “the funny one” in any random group IRL. The harder you fight this the more everyone cringes and has to look away. Give it up, desperado.

Now Nick is claiming that Tim Cook has AIDS
He made a mistake and meant Steve Jobs. Also, Tim Pool has sex with chickens. Zero laughs from Sean

Case in fucking point.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

I unironically believe Rekieta passed the point of blacking out about five minutes ago and is just doing a failed stand-up routine that he will not remember in the morning.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Stephen Hawking jokes have come out. Completely bombed…Talking about starving kids and Stephen Hawking's dick. Total silence for seconds after Nick's punchlines
"Do you think Stephen Hawking is fucking Helen Keller in heaven"

Who the fuck EVER told Nick he was funny? Your prank has badly backfired, troll.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Nick also mentioned without solicitation during the revisitation of the Josh shower chat incident rant, that part of the erroneous record he was trying to correct with Null was that Our Wife and him remain "totally monogamous".

He expanded on things further in an odd way where he singled out specifically that Drex "knows we're both monogamous" as well.

But continually ranting about being "monogamous" without prompting and particularly insisting that your degenerate black friend "knows we are" is definitely a "Lady doth protest" situation.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but "monogamous" can be interpreted so as to include swinging. When I look up it's common definition according to a site like Bar Prep Hero, Swinging (Which isn't necessarily polyamory) isn't included in the definition for what opposes monogamy.

We all know how Nick loves to use legalese and straw arguments to weasel his way around the truth. Instead of using the word "monogamous" why not just say "We don't swing, we think it's disgusting." Why does he insist on addressing it as "We're monogamous?"

 

[Shagedan]

I! AM! A REAL! LAWYER, SEAN! I! AM! A REAL! LAWYER!

 

[Peace Through Power]

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

Wow this is the first Nick stream I’ve caught since the last time Null was on, and Nick went from interesting, well spoken, to this unfunny/uncomfortable shit.

Stop drinking like damn

 

[Neetorino]

I just realized we forgot to celebrate the anniversary to the most important event in the thread's history. Page 950, or the day the thread allegedly got bad. In just one year since that day the thread has exploded by an additional 1,685 pages!


Truly, Nick "Balldo" Rekieta is a master at social media. We just can't stop talking about him.

 

[Strix454]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but "monogamous" can be interpreted so as to include swinging.

I think you could also count on Nick to define a whole list of things to not be sex. Including specifically same-sex interactions, anything oral and other stuff. Monogamy can be reduced down to a definition only covering unprotected vag penetration by a biological penis.

I think buried in that weird mandy stream from months ago was Nick suggesting things that could be taken as Nick suggesting that Mandy getting it on with Kayla while Nick only watched would be monogamy.