Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Peace Through Power]

Nick is taking a piss for unusually long and Sean is talking about a lawyer whose legacy will be on the internet forever, and whose grandkids will be embarrased. Not Nick specifically

*"Everybody knows I like black men" -Nick Rekieta
Nick goes on about going to Atlanta and licking the chests of black men

 

[feral cat #6385]

You want the guy who can barely operate a computer and is constantly drunk off his gourd to take up carpentry?

YES

We need a poll, cause of death, a deadpool, if you will:

1. drowned in hot tub

I'm a big fan of that one but want to take it further. Passes out from mixing booze and pills in the hot tub when Kayla and the kids are away. Body isn't found for a week or longer. Nick soup.

During his rant, Nick also claimed that the thread believes that he beats his wife and children. I haven't seen anyone here suggest that.

He probably isn't physically abusive but is definitely mentally abusive. It's obvious what a gaslighting, abusive piece of shit he is as seen in all the clips and leaked DMs.

Nick does have some point that the cuckoldry and the coal burning speculation are the closest thing to fan fic in the thread (Nick claimed he stopped reading the thread "months ago", because it became fan fic. He also denied having a KF account, "because I'd have to inform Josh to get verified).

The two nigger male prostitutes Nick follows on Instagram from Jamaica say hi. With how Nick plays gay lawyer games with the definition of words I wouldn't concede this point to him.

But continually ranting about being "monogamous" without prompting and particularly insisting that your degenerate black friend "knows we are" is definitely a "Lady doth protest" situation.

If I were him, I wouldn't be bragging the only thing I managed to fuck in my lifetime was that ugly, fucked up Gollum looking thing he married.

Nick is now like a big Lolcow Transformer figure, where you use several smaller Lolcow Transformers to assemble him.

DRUNK-A-CONS COMBINE AND FORM COPINATOR!!!

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Lick a black mans chest. What the fuck. What train of thought does one have to hear atlanta and go "lick this niggers chest"?

 

[Peace Through Power]

Scandinavian rant incoming
No, apparently he decided to change to other europeans. Nick is asking about Sean's origins and sound even more drunk. I haven't seen him drink more, but he is slurring really bad

Sean tactically changed the topic to cheese. Nick really loves american cheese

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Nick thinks only the UK speaks english in Europe. Alright.

 

[Shagedan]

>we’ll eat American cheese together
Love ya too, Sean.

 

[Harm]

Tried to clip from the inciting superchat onwards in a decent bitrate.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Nick is watching Record of Ragnarok apparently
"You have to be gay and watch anime sometimes"

*Pizza day superchat with a link to 4chan's auto board

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think you could also count on Nick to define a whole list of things to not be sex. Including specifically same-sex interactions, anything oral and other stuff. Monogamy can be reduced down to a definition only covering unprotected vag penetration by a biological penis.

B I N G O. Nick is full of shit and thinks he’s slick. We know him better than he does himself.

Nick is watching Record of Ragnarok apparently
"You have to be gay and watch anime sometimes"

JFC Nick talks about being gay more than GLAAD during Pride Month. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY, YOU PATHETIC NIGGER.

If I was him I wouldn't be bragging the only thing I managed to fuck in my lifetime was that ugly, fucked up Gollum looking thing he married.

Instead of starving herself, she would do better to get tan, learn how to do makeup that flatters instead of making her look like a corpse, remove all those trashy tattoos and have a series of hair transplants. Nick raged to the internet about her “destroyed body” but her face and hairline are what I find haunting.

 

[J50 Hamwich]

While relaxing relistening older MATI streams due to lack of Jersh this week, I came across this snippet of comedy.
It's uncanny how close Nick's close to looking like this dude.
If the timestamp doesn't work, its at 44:54.

 

[Cringestorian X]

*Pizza day superchat with a link to 4chan's auto board

shout out to anime sucks cope and sneed

 

[Neetorino]

shout out to anime sucks cope and sneed
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Sean's face was made of fucking stone for that reading. I don't know how he managed to not react like that.
Edit: Actually, thinking on it, if Sean's holding anger he might be able to block it out pretty easy.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Is this the same schizo that keeps super chatting Josh?

 

[Golden Boy]

Rekieta: “I don’t want to take superchats from the working man, thats the whole point.”

Also rekieta: stopping the show to do 20 dollar eulogies every 10 minutes, back when people actually watched his streams.

 

[3MMA]

So, ETA on Nick transitioning, getting an amhole, and trying to be Daddy Dick's side piece?

I want to say three months, but wouldn’t put money on it. Nick is definitely trying to do a Dick Masterson-esque stream tonight. It’s a piss poor dollar store version of Diddler Dax, but clearly so.

My post earlier about Sean not being on the shitlist didn't age well.

Old Balldo is jealous of Sean, that’s how tonights drunken tard rage came off. Whether on or off the shitlist, Nicks jelly of Sean & his shoulders, too.

“Do you think Stephen Hawking is fucking Helen Keller in heaven"

Deep thoughts with Nick Rekeita, Balldo. Quotes to remember him by. Tombstone level shit.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Lick a black mans chest. What the fuck. What train of thought does one have to hear atlanta and go "lick this niggers chest"?

The stream of consciousness went something like this.

- Nick takes forever in the can. Sean is talking to chat, talks about the thug rapper trial.
- Nick returns from can, interrupts Sean about the trial, feigns interest and asks Sean to give update re: trial status
- Sean starts to answer
- Nick interrupts, asking Sean if he goes to Atlanta with any frequently. Sean says no.
- Nick talks about possibly going to Atlanta to attend a The Lead Attorney event
- Nick asks Sean if he realizes how tall and muscular and handsome TLA is IRL
- licking of nigger's chest commences

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Is this the same schizo that keeps super chatting Josh?
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He's superchatted before, but I'm not sure if they're the same one. I don't think this guy sent an actual link, but just text in the same format as here.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Why does Nick bother to have guests when all he wants to do is give monologues and never let them speak?

Oh yeah, because he thinks he’s a comedian who’s “riffing” instead of being an obnoxious and unfunny blowhard.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

This is so awkward because Sean is just trying to get through it till the end without explicitly having to agree with Nick about weird sex shit, so it's all just either silence from him or "mh-hmm".
It feels like Nick is trying to implicate him or drag him down to his level.

 

[Peace Through Power]

"I was a cheerleader and when you sucked dick to Enter sandman, you can't enjoy it"