Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[mfalkner]

IM NOT MAD. I DON'T CARE.
IM NOT MAD

Hey, Balldo: you're a faggot. I don't believe a lot of the rumors about you, but I know you're an alcoholic retard, and watching you cry is hilarious.

 

[Elite Miko]

Holy shit, Nick was seething at Sean. Ngl, he did sound like a woman bitching about her ex.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I just realized we forgot to celebrate the anniversary to the most important event in the thread's history. Page 950, or the day the thread allegedly got bad. In just one year since that day the thread has exploded by an additional 1,685 pages!
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Truly, Nick "Balldo" Rekieta is a master at social media. We just can't stop talking about him.

Truly bizarre how quickly it's ramped up. If you told me a year ago Ethan Ralph would've sobered up, slimmed down, reconciled with Josh and cut off America First while Rekieta would've descended into alcoholism and temper tantrums, I wouldn't have believed you. But here we are. Truly a worth contended for Lolcow of the Year. He deserves two drinks for this.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I think that was the tipping point I had with him when my opinion turned from mildly tolerate him to fuck this dude, cemented with the Rittenhouse interview and his more degenerate bullshit coming to the surface.

The Rittenhouse thing did it for me, too. Case was a big fucking deal, the guy is almost illegally young, like barely 18 when Rekieta had him on, and not a single fuck was given about the actual events of the Kenosha riot or the trial.

Balldo spent that opportunity pestering the kid about creepy gay balldo shit.

To find that funny, you would have to be completely detached from the events or the case (and have AIDS), and if you don’t care about them, then the only reason you’d have Kyle on was number chasing.

The distaste I got for Rekieta after that stream has only strengthened since. And he, of course, would never admit it was a mistake. We’re just assholes for the sake of being assholes.

You guys know about the Jungian idea of projection, right? The vast majority of the workings of other people’s minds is not going to be known, so we have to fill in the blanks by projecting things we know about ourselves, to create a working model to interact with.

Nick thinks we’re just assholes because he is just an asshole.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Nick has a peace offering for Josh

Are you going to accept his offer @Null

Kiwifarms can't destroy you

Rest in peace Mike Hareer

Do you like Enter Sandman?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Can somebody clip out or point to a timestamp in the 20+ minute clip of the downs syndrome impersonation? I skipped around in the clip a bit but didn't see it and I'm not sitting through that whole thing.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Truly bizarre how quickly it's ramped up. If you told me a year ago Ethan Ralph would've sobered up, slimmed down, reconciled with Josh and cut off America First while Rekieta would've descended into alcoholism and temper tantrums, I wouldn't have believed you. But here we are. Truly a worth contended for Lolcow of the Year. He deserves two drinks for this.

He's the only contender for me, he's going to win it all. Best Lolcow of the year, best stink ditch, best of everything. You got this Nick!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Nick has a peace offering for Josh

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Are you going to accept his offer @Null

Don't do it Null! He'll slip the balldo on while he's down there!

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

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Stream is a go. Oh boy, a tangentially sex related topic. Whelp, there goes the betting pool on "will it coom".

>government is protecting us from vaginal tightening syringes
Oh boy get ready for some quality Nick seething over his wife's wrecked, ruined, absolutely destroyed, just a complete garbage fire body all because of those damn children!

 

[waffle]

Wanted to note that Nick made it clear at the end of the Youtube portion of the stream that a comment implying he "takes his anger out on his family" was the kind of comment he interprets as saying he beats his wife and kids. He thinks if you say he takes his anger out on his family that you're saying he's attacking them physically and start beating them.

He's either retarded or a despicable liar. Wait, what was that thing he told Eric July? Always pretend to be stupider than you actually are? Hmm...

A huge part of his overblown victim narrative depends on making ridiculous extrapolations from any negative comment made against him, while demanding the most charitable interpretation possible of everything he does.

 

[Pomniman]

having a close circle of irl friends keep us grounded. whenever we have some retarded ass opinion, those trash takes get filtered out by our homeboys first and we get called out for being a retard before we even start spouting it to complete strangers.

Unless your only friend is a fucking groomer.

That too, but I mostly meant the way he keeps blathering on and on gives off the impression that no one wants to talk to him on an average day (because he's a wetbrained retard) and he feels like he has to play a drunken middle aged internet version of a middle school class clown to his internet friends because he's so insufferable that this is the only form of social interaction he gets most of the time and he desperately wants to milk it for all it's worth (like the nigger penises he can't shut up about).

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

During his rant, Nick also claimed that the thread believes that he beats his wife and children. I haven't seen anyone here suggest that.

I think people have mostly said that he's endangering his children by drinking until 5am and then driving them around 2 hours later. Not that he's actually physically violent toward them.

Nick also mentioned without solicitation during the revisitation of the Josh shower chat incident rant, that part of the erroneous record he was trying to correct with Null was that Our Wife and him remain "totally monogamous".

He expanded on things further in an odd way where he singled out specifically that Drex "knows we're both monogamous" as well.

Nick does have some point that the cuckoldry and the coal burning speculation are the closest thing to fan fic in the thread (Nick claimed he stopped reading the thread "months ago", because it became fan fic. He also denied having a KF account, "because I'd have to inform Josh to get verified).

Him blurting out about him and our wife being monogamous was a bit out of left field. It must have just been eating at him and he needed to bring it up again.

When he said his thread had become fanfic I wish Sean had asked him if it was the Fanfic Farms.

He made a mistake and meant Steve Jobs. Also, Tim Pool has sex with chickens. Zero laughs from Sean

I guess Sean just doesn't understand social cues or humor.

This YT commenter mention yesterday that they'd been banned from Nick's Locals for criticism re: "not streaming enough and being drunk".

If Nick actually banned that person for just that I'd like to see him square that with "I only ban people who are harming my business".

How the fuck did Rekieta surpass Ralph in pathetic drunken mess status?

It's that damn sonichu demon I tell you hwat.

The Rittenhouse thing did it for me, too. Case was a big fucking deal, the guy is almost illegally young, like barely 18 when Rekieta had him on, and not a single fuck was given about the actual events of the Kenosha riot or the trial.

Balldo spent that opportunity pestering the kid about creepy gay balldo shit.

And asked him multiple times about ongoing litigation he had knowing he couldn't talk about that.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

It's amazing how nick seems so very unaware of the things he's saying being a warning to himself.

"Kiwifarms people can't do anything, they can convince people to destroy themselves but kiwifarms doesn't, it's the person who destroys themselves"

The lack of self awareness in this is retarded and funny, It's a strange self report he seems unable to comprehend, I would agree with many of the posters saying nick seems a little envious of Sean's position.
The fact he dismisses anything on the farms because buttblaster3000 might say something doesn't mean it's true.
People say nigger so kiwifarms is lying, no nick people speculate because you're a fucking hypocritical lying nigger faggot.

 

[Maude Snew]

I won't cite it, but I can only say there have been remote jokes. I can't remember anything else suggesting, even in jest, that he beats them. Mostly because I bet his oldest would wreck him.

His youngest would wreck him, have you even seen his shoulders? Right, nobody has, they're not visible to the naked eye.

 

[IrrelevantJackDoe]

Josh I sure hope you stop being such a retarded autistic mongoloid and let rekeita give you his love and support. No he won't tell you what posts crossed the line in the thread, and on an unrelated note you're completely wrong about everything with drexel and Nick's wife but he won't tell you what. He doesn't understand why you are causing this division or why you are building a cyber spider to harvest CP from the Internet but god damn does he hope you make a million dollars.

 

[mfalkner]

DAMN IT SEAN, you make him have to talk about black penises, again
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"do black people only have thick penises or just long penises or both ?"
"what's the answer sean ?"

C'MON BROOOOOO

"I love black people. I think they're hilarious"
Listening to him talk about black people is really uncomfortable. It's not funny or offensive, it's just really, really awful

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Nick also mentioned without solicitation during the revisitation of the Josh shower chat incident rant, that part of the erroneous record he was trying to correct with Null was that Our Wife and him remain "totally monogamous".

Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think Jersh has ever actually said on MATI that he thinks Nick and Our Wife swing/cuck/whatever. He may have said there are rumours about it in the thread but that’s it. Any criticism Null has given has been related to substance abuse, balldo wearing, Drexel and cooming.

don't blame sean for not defending kf. sean was taken aback by rekieta angry rant. if i were in sean's position, i would have given rekieta this simple council: kf is not worth being this mad, just wash your hands of josh and kf. just walk away. follow the saying from 2016, don't feed the trolls.

This whole 30 minutes he reminded me of a PMS woman ranting about her ex boyfriend. Truly bizarre.

Nick has a peace offering for Josh

Another ‘gay joke’. As each day passes I’m sure at a minimum he is bi-curious.

 

[IrrelevantJackDoe]

"I love black people. I think they're hilarious"
Listening to him talk about black people is really uncomfortable. It's not funny or offensive, it's just really, really awful

idk man, him trying to joke about black cock while simultaneously having to dodge the implication he's been cucked is funny in the way he didn't mean for it to be.
He jumped on that punchline so fast but pumped the breaks so hard that he was like 1 brain cell away from going "uhhhh I didn't know black people could be naked that's crazy"

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

"I love black people. I think they're hilarious"
Listening to him talk about black people is really uncomfortable. It's not funny or offensive, it's just really, really awful

It seems like he's got this love/hate relationship with black males.
Maybe if he never met Drexel he'd be able to simply shit on them with no strings attached, rather than be forced to think of their penises in the various sexual contexts that seem to haunt him.

 

[Pomniman]

It seems like he's got this love/hate relationship with black males.
Maybe if he never met Drexel he'd be able to simply shit on them with no strings attached, rather than be forced to think of their penises in the various sexual contexts that seem to haunt him.

It's called a fetish and I don't think anyone forced him to have it. He's the living incarnation of Mutt's Law.