Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[dvnc]

We just going to slide away from the fact that there was a 2 hour conversation slap fight happening between two grown men? That's the wildest part for me.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick is now like a big Lolcow Transformer figure, where you use several smaller Lolcow Transformers to assemble him.

His various lolcow traits combiine to form Loltron

 

[Captain Manning]

Sean tactically changed the topic to cheese. Nick really loves american cheese

Oh, thanks a LOT Sean! Now when Null covers this on next MATI, it'll be 20 minutes of Null ranting about Nick's shit taste in cheese. God damn you!

(No, but seriously... well played. Lol).

So he's pulling the "I made you!1!" card? Isn't that a gunt signature move?

Yup!

I really like Sean, and I still do, but I can't help but wonder why Sean just couldn't say anything like, "You've changed in your position on Onlyfans for one." Then again, I'm probably wrong. You really can't win with a narcissist.

I kinda wish he would've pushed back too, but I think Sean's gameplan is to just let Nick continue to self-destruct. I can see the wisdom in that. For one thing, it deprives Nick and his sycophants the ability to blame anybody but Nick for his continuing slide into oblivion.

Edit: Typo.

 

[AnOminous]

Decided to check and just as I opened the stream, he is coping about his shoulders

Nick has gay shoulders. Weak shoulders. Pathetic shoulders.

I hadn't even thought about his shoulders because there's so much worse about this sad failure of a human who hates his own kids, is openly contemptuous of his wife's body, and just such an absolute scumbag otherwise.

But apparently his shoulders are a sore point to him.

I'm not sure how I'll work this in, but it's definitely something I'll find a way to add in to my routine mockery of this drunken faggot, since it apparently pisses him off.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

"I love black people. I think they're hilarious"
Listening to him talk about black people is really uncomfortable. It's not funny or offensive, it's just really, really awful

It reminds me of Chaggot loving black people for their natural 6 pack. Its not helping his case that he loves the black penis in his buttocks.

 

[AbyssStarer]

How the fuck did Rekieta surpass Ralph in pathetic drunken mess status? As far as I can gauge Ralph just leveled off his descent, but Rekieta seems to be taking the centre stick in both hands and doing barrel rolls to the ground below.

The Sonichu Demon hopped over to Rekeita fully when Rackets donned the medallion.
For real now, Ralph's Star is about out of gas as Rekeita's is burning bright. They're similar lolcows and the audience overlaps by a tremendous amount so it was a natural progression of thread readers moving from the Ralph board, which was an offshoot of Internet Famous, over to Rekeita's thread and Grift Wars.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I kinda wish he would've pushed back too, but I think Sean's gameplan to just let Nick continue to self-destruct. I can see the wisdom in that. For one thing, it deprives Nick and his sycophants the ability to blame anybody but Nick for his continuing slide into oblivion.

I think we all wanted Sean to push back on Nick more. But it seemed like any time he would try Nick would just start talking over and asking him a question without letting him answer. It seemed like Sean was contemplating how far he wanted to take it while Nick just kept asking him the same thing over and over.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Rest in peace Mike Hareer

Lmao Nick STILL didn’t grok that the joke was about his career.

The morning after a stream when Nick wakes up comes to, I’d love to see his “OH shit, what did I say last night?!” panic. There’s a very good chance he comes straight to his KF thread to find out.

Keep drinking, Nick. Eventually you’ll convince us all that you’re a totally normal, functional and unaffected social drinker who can stop anytime but just doesn’t want to.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I really like Sean, and I still do, but I can't help but wonder why Sean just couldn't say anything like, "You've changed in your position on Onlyfans for one." Then again, I'm probably wrong. You really can't win with a narcissist.

I just hope, Sean, if you read this. Ice Nick out, it will only help you to ignore him and hopefully you can have Null on again soon.

I think he just really didn't want to deal with Balldo's woman moment. There were a couple times where he pushed back and realized it was completely pointless to engage as Balldo would just try to shout over him and if that didn't work Balldo would make allusions to Sean laughing about Balldo being a wife beater in a passive aggressive way.

 

[Thugnificent]

In all fairness to Mandy, she's actually asking a poignant question here.

If Nick reverted back to his old self (unlikely), could he get his old audience back?

My guess... broadly... is no. I think he's burned way too many bridges at this point. People interpret the way he's acting now as an indication of who he truly is. I don't think there's any coming back from that. Nick going full mask off is akin to seeing how the sausage is made. You can't unsee it.

The irony is that Nick's current audience of schizos and cat/wine moms would probably accuse him of "changing" if he went back to his trad-dad schtick, and what few remaining viewers he has left would abandon his show with none of the old viewers coming back.

 

[AnOminous]

During his rant, Nick also claimed that the thread believes that he beats his wife and children. I haven't seen anyone here suggest that.

Why would someone deny what they never were even accused of? The guilty man flees even when none pursues him.

DOES Nick beat his wife and kids? I certainly don't know.

But he just denied it out of nowhere. I'm not sure what to think.

Also his shoulders are gay, his shoulders take it up the ass.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sean knows that it’s pointless to try to reason with someone who’s drunk. When someone calls me drunk I just tell them to call me back when they’ve slept it off. Struggling to make a drunk see sense is about as useful and pleasant as a paper Balldo.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick does have some point that the cuckoldry and the coal burning speculation are the closest thing to fan fic in the thread (Nick claimed he stopped reading the thread "months ago", because it became fan fic. He also denied having a KF account, "because I'd have to inform Josh to get verified).

Lmao what a faggot. Like you have to be verified. I've never been verified.

Who the fuck EVER told Nick he was funny? Your prank has badly backfired, troll.

Nick is funny though. Not funny ha-ha. Funny queer.

 

[Telvanni]

Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think Jersh has ever actually said on MATI that he thinks Nick and Our Wife swing/cuck/whatever. He may have said there are rumours about it in the thread but that’s it. Any criticism Null has given has been related to substance abuse, balldo wearing, Drexel and cooming.


This whole 30 minutes he reminded me of a PMS woman ranting about her ex boyfriend. Truly bizarre.


Another ‘gay joke’. As each day passes I’m sure at a minimum he is bi-curious.

At a bare mininum he believes he went to Hedo and claims Nick privately admitted that.

From my own memories, as somebody who watched him daily for years, there was four remarks pre-Hedo that raised an eyebrow.

1. He knew of Hedo prior; him and Drex had a side discussion of it
2.He didn't want to reveal which country on vacation he was in
3. He had to use a fake name when on vacation which was most odd to me.
4. He actively brings sex toys on his trips, with one segment mentioning TSA searched him and he had one whole suitcase dedicated to sex toys.

Cuck? Possible, I don't have enough evidence to make that a definitive accusation. I don't blame anybody who thinks that however

Into BDSM/Exhibitionism? I can say that rather soundly. He's clearly a guy who'd be one of the dudes in the mask in Eyes Wide Shut.

 

[AnOminous]

What train of thought does one have to hear atlanta and go "lick this niggers chest"?

A SOUL train like the one he wants run on his own ass.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I think we all wanted Sean to push back on Nick more. But it seemed like any time he would try Nick would just start talking over and asking him a question without letting him answer. It seemed like Sean was contemplating how far he wanted to take it while Nick just kept asking him the same thing over and over.

I would have liked to see him bring up Hedonism II or the Drexel grooming story when Nick asked him point blank what the narrative on the Farms was. These are two stories he has seethed about all year but without ever specifying what is being claimed much less why it is wrong, merely saying they are stories that ARE NOT EVEN TRUE! He got closer to talking about the Drexel thing (he said that Josh was off by 3 years, I guess meaning that the girl was 21, not 18.) but didn't actually specify what it was. It's absurd.

It's still funny, especially since Sean was trying his hardest to be a gracious guest, but I don't think Nick will see it that way. He was too far gone to realize that he had his Jack Murphy moment and that it was a super chat who brought up the shower call and not Sean. I respect Sean for trying to be nice to someone who at one point was probably good to him but he won't get any credit for it.

I think he just really didn't want to deal with Balldo's woman moment. There were a couple times where he pushed back and realized it was completely pointless to engage as Balldo would just try to shout over him and if that didn't work Balldo would make allusions to Sean laughing about Balldo being a wife beater in a passive aggressive way.

I mean yeah that's exactly what I was looking for though. Nick is already a comical figure, there's no need to debate him.

I would have liked to see him mention "Hedonism II" even in an offhand way and watch the sparks fly.

2.He didn't want to reveal which country on vacation he was in
3. He had to use a fake name when on vacation which was most odd to me.

That was the second trip to Hedonism, in June 2023, after he already got caught after the first trip in August 2022. Before the first trip to Hedonism he said he was going to Jamaica but also did so drunkenly and admitted he wasn't supposed to say it.

If Nick wants to denigrate the swinger/cuckold talk as "fan fiction" he needs to either state publicly why he went to Hedonism if it wasn't to have sex with other people, or where he went on those two occasions if it wasn't Hedonism II. And in the latter case he needs to demonstrate a resort with identical rooms to Hedonism II and also come up with a story why he became mutuals with two male Hedonism employees, and not any Hedonism employees, but male "entertainment coordinators" whose role is, in large part, to titillate female guests.

 

[Potatoherder]

This unsubstantiated YT commenter on one of Elissa's Crigler segment videos is claiming that Nick let it drunkenly slip that the supersecret Locals 5k gift is a hat
(My speculation - Lawpope themed)

That is so retarded it has to be the truth.


YT outperformed rumble by 6x with $288. Seems it a real banger of a show but the rumble audience did not think so. Viewership has not picked up to his thanksgiving show. Long breaks and skips between shows do have effects. 27 hits for kiwi and 11 hits for null.

Only rant stood out was this. Though it may be gaslighting over nothing.

themostbannedqueen

Um girl with the ponytail looks underage so maybe we should leaver her out of who we want to bang?

01:26:49 CST

Nick said this and only this:

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Chat Messages: 5638 ( 526 unique users )
Muted: 0
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[Gorton Colu]

Is Rekieta a concealed carry guy then? I've only ever seen him complaining about not wanting to talk about guns. And he had that sweet gun safe turned into a studio or something. So I just assumed he wouldn't be. But I don't think I've seen any discussion one way or the other?

I could be mistaken, but I believe he falls into the camp of being a 2nd Amendment supporter while NOT being a 2nd Amendment enjoyer.

I know alot of guys like this and they often fantasize about using firearms in deranged ways, but they do not ever actually use, carry, train, or even own any.

 

[Honey's Dead]

If Nick reverted back to his old self (unlikely), could he get his old audience back?

The first question what is his real self? What is currently on display or the mask on version?

As for old audience, nah I am done. My better half ducked out about 6 months before me, she was not a huge fan of the Locals chat.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick’s definition of monogamy includes letting dozens of strangers watch you fuck your wife and be sexually gratified by it while you reciprocate their lust.

Monogamy stops when third parties enter the bedroom or sex dungeon. Nick’s brain is so broken by booze and coom that he can’t grasp this most basic fact.

Nick wants to denigrate the swinger/cuckold talk as "fan fiction" he needs to either state publicly why he went to Hedonism if it wasn't to have sex with other people, or where he went on those two occasions if it wasn't Hedonism II.

Nick is a big baby who wants it both ways: to tell the internet about his marital sex life while suffering no repercussions. You can see how seldom he’s ever had to suffer the consequences of his actions by the way he simply cannot accept culpability for the public knowing all of this private information he gave us.