Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

But the cool kids had finally started to look up to him.

But we're not remotely the cool kids. Off our own site we're viewed as the Trenchcoat Mafia who will probably shoot up the school, literal terrorists, and all kinds of other bullshit that isn't even remotely true.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Is Rekieta a concealed carry guy then? I've only ever seen him complaining about not wanting to talk about guns. And he had that sweet gun safe turned into a studio or something. So I just assumed he wouldn't be. But I don't think I've seen any discussion one way or the other.

He's got a 1911 but that is a safe queen. I'd be terrified to be near him if he tried to draw a handgun for fear of friendly fire

 

[Captain Manning]

Lmao Nick STILL didn’t grok that the joke was about his career.

Nick talking to Sean after reading the super chat and not getting it:



I thought it was funny how Sean obviously got that Nick was being pranked, but didn't say shit. Lol.

 

[AnOminous]

I stopped watching after rumble. Nick said that? He thinks he has damaged sean's rep with KF? In what way?

He probably should have said "Get some help dude" at some point and hung up, leaving Nick alone to contemplate his failure.

But I'm not blaming him for that.

 

[Thugnificent]

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Oh man, Coomalot is gonna become Dax's new protege. I also notice he put Rekieta in the title, so it might be a three-way balldo-fest.

EDIT: Here's the Locals link now that I've stopped phonefagging. Rumble link for the show.

All his other gambits to gain a thread on this forum have failed, so it seems coomalot has gone with the nuclear option, association with Juju The Cow.

God, I wish I could remember the exact stream years ago where Nick talks about how parasocial relationships with fans are a terrible thing and how he won't ever bring his wife or kids on the stream. The man straight up foreshadowed what has ended up happening to him.

That's around the time I first heard comments about how pregnancies can ruin a mother's body, but it sounded way more sincere and somber than this last time where he's just rattling off about how his wife's body is trashed.

 

[AnOminous]

if i were in sean's position, i would have given rekieta this simple council: kf is not worth being this mad, just wash your hands of josh and kf.

If I were suddenly given demonic powers and were in Sean's body during this stream, I would have actively encouraged Nick to get more mad, not to let the idiots win, and given him a rousing speech that it would be an awesome victory for truth and justice for Nick to go on a holy crusade, a jihad even, on Kiwi Farms, that evil fucker Josh, DEUS VULT!

Because that would be hilarious.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Testing out Stable Diffusion Video (Basically Image to video AI)
Can you tell the difference between the AI and the actual outrage?
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[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think Jersh has ever actually said on MATI that he thinks Nick and Our Wife swing/cuck/whatever. He may have said there are rumours about it in the thread but that’s it. Any criticism Null has given has been related to substance abuse, balldo wearing, Drexel and cooming.


This whole 30 minutes he reminded me of a PMS woman ranting about her ex boyfriend. Truly bizarre.

Null mentioned when Rekieta was on side scrollers that Rekieta in private confirmed he went to Hedo for purely voyeuristic reasons.

Also, Rekieta and his beard have AIDS. It’s why he’s so womanly without any of the positives of being a woman. He’s a faaaaaag.

 

[AnOminous]

I think people have mostly said that he's endangering his children by drinking until 5am and then driving them around 2 hours later. Not that he's actually physically violent toward them.

But don't those fools know that he's just lying about driving his kids around? He's not endangering them because he's safely passed out in a drunken stupor, not actually driving kids around like he claims he does 24/7.

"Kiwifarms people can't do anything, they can convince people to destroy themselves but kiwifarms doesn't, it's the person who destroys themselves"

How can Nick say this then do what he's doing?

Just because we laugh as the world burns doesn't mean we started the fire.

 

[mindlessobserver]

A SOUL train like the one he wants run on his own ass.

You forgot to add that while this was happening the bull was grabbing him by his womanly sloped shoulders.

 

[AltisticRight]

Oh, the Sektur is alive again with another Pillstream.

Wait, it's not that fat one? Gee Balldo, what a lovely day you're having.

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

lol sean is such a pussy. imagine getting big dogged by rekieta lol.

 

[AnOminous]

It's still funny, especially since Sean was trying his hardest to be a gracious guest, but I don't think Nick will see it that way. He was too far gone to realize that he had his Jack Murphy moment and that it was a super chat who brought up the shower call and not Sean. I respect Sean for trying to be nice to someone who at one point was probably good to him but he won't get any credit for it.

This is seriously why this was a total mental meltdown and not just a bad stream. Nick was literally so drunk he couldn't even tell the difference between the chat and the guy who was supposedly a guest on his show and was blaming the guest for shit the chat said.

Literal wetbrain shit.

Dude is in serious need of rehab.

Or he can just keep being a laughingstock, I suppose. That's more likely and more fun for us.

lol sean is such a pussy. imagine getting big dogged by rekieta lol.

He really should have just ducked out at some point and told Nick to get his shit together. Humoring him did neither of them any good, as hilarious as the social discomfort was to any viewers watching purely for the lulz.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

I just find it hilarious that Nick spent a night melting down seething about Josh and the "wrong," mean ol' things we say about him...

MEANWHILE Nick and his faggot buddies Diddler Dax and Vito are going around harassing Nick's "friend who he loves so much and wishes makes a million dollars" with ops including:

• Starting legal gay ops to ruin his business,
• IRL stalking & vandalism
• Grave desecration

..and Nick's response is to laugh at the man who got his ancestor's grave pissed on. Nick's response to being called out for being a gaping faggot is to double down, wishing his "friend's" next major comic release fails (only for it to do the opposite) and then after being BTFO spends his* time sniping at the guy and calling his comic shit.

"The art is shit and this comic is trash and everything I've seen is shit, And I laughed at your ancestor's grave being peed on and encouraged people trying to ruin your $300k startup business miracle but I love you Eric, I hope you get a million dollahz"

What's wrong Nick? People telling you you have no business driving anybody, much less your KIDS two hours after a drunken binge is too much? People telling you you're an emotionally abusive asshole is too much for you? Look in a mirror and seethe about it, Balldo-boy.

[Edit: Typo]

 

[Dean Pentel]

Dude is in serious need of rehab.

He's a long way and a lot of personal ruin away from this step.

As you said, it's good for us.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

He may not be smacking his kids around, but he has said he keeps hours where he is working until 5am, and he is drinking every time, so it isn’t like a father on shift work who wakes up later on, sober to spend some time with them.

What sort of memories will they have of their dad? I know he’s spoken of cam whores’ children being happy with trips to Disneyland, and I wonder does he include how he spoils his children materially in that way too to cope for not being there?

Dad is up all night screaming, then when he wakes up in the afternoon he stinks of vinegar and is grumpy.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Nick makes Joe Derosa's shoulders look good.

 

[not william stenchever]

Humoring him did neither of them any good, as hilarious as the social discomfort was to any viewers watching purely for the lulz.

Sean stayed on despite his discomfort so that we could warm ourselves by the heat of the dumpster fire. Don't forget to leave some fine cheeses by the fireplace for Sean when he comes down the chimney this Christmas, he's earned it.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I would have liked to see him bring up Hedonism II or the Drexel grooming story when Nick asked him point blank what the narrative on the Farms was.

When Sean is just looking down while Nick spergs I'd almost put money down that he's thinking about whether or not to do that.

YT outperformed rumble by 6x with $288.

Sean bringing the big money super chats in.

I could be mistaken, but I believe he falls into the camp of being a 2nd Amendment supporter while NOT being a 2nd Amendment enjoyer.

IIRC he has some old gun that was his grandad's. He brought it out on stream before but he doesn't have others.

 

[Captain Manning]

I looked it up again, and it's a bit unclear what Nick says, but I think I misheard. Nick says that he "built" Sean's credibility on the farms
It's at 3:28:20

https://rumble.com/v3ypvy7-rumble-sues-fake-watchdogs-dangerous-syringes-seized-bogus-attorney-suspens.html

Pretty sure that's bullshit.

I don't consider myself a subject matter expert on Lawtube, but I thought that Sean didn't become really popular around here until after he invited on Null. That was highly appreciated, because Null is frequently a target for censorship.

Appreciated by everybody but Nick, that is. How dare that slobbermutt not go on his show.

Hell, if Nick wants to go that route, it could be pointed out how much the Farms built up Nick. Weebwars helped him a hell of a lot more than Masterson. The Farms supported him by giving Weebwars an entire sub forum (a rare thing). Weebwars was when he started to get really big and make a lot of money. This (formally positive) thread didn't even exist until Weebwars. Nor did Kiwifarms reap most of the financial benefits from Weebwars. Nick did.

I've been pulling my punches on that point, because I don't want it to seem like he wasn't deserving of his early success, but I think if he tries to press the "I made x" point, it's gonna blow up in his face. It never worked for Ralph either.