Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 56 24.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 32.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 25 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 71 30.9%

  • Total voters
    230
What sort of memories will they have of their dad? I know he’s spoken of cam whores’ children being happy with trips to Disneyland
He's taken his kids on like two of the vacations he's been on this year and one of them they were with his parents for half of it meanwhile he's running off somewhere every month but those are "business" trips so the. kids. would. not. have. fun. anyway. Incel prude Karen farmers. That tells you pretty much all you need to know about how much time he spends with them or wants to spend with them.
 
Imagine being Rumble Corporate and you realise that you’re paying a drunk a small fortune to cry on stream about an internet forum.

The same drunk who is chasing the audience who supported him away and will soon just be watched only by a-logs.

You realise the only people making money are people clipping him and putting the videos on YouTube.

With venture capital drying up, how long do you think you keep renewing contracts?
 
Nick talking to Sean after reading the super chat and not getting it:

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Yeah, during the same conversation where he claimed Josh doesn’t get jokes or have the ability to differentiate jokes from reality.

But Nick’s totally not mad. Why do people keep gaslighting and saying he’s mad?! Nothing on the internet is real and none of it matters!

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I don't consider myself a subject matter expert on Lawtube, but I thought that Sean didn't become really popular around here until after he invited on Null. That was highly appreciated, because Null is frequently a target for censorship.
I think Sean was well liked by the people who knew who he was. And since he had shouted out the farms a couple times and said he had an account he was looked on favorably. Talking to Null was a definite plus though.
 
This unsubstantiated YT commenter on one of Elissa's Crigler segment videos is claiming that Nick let it drunkenly slip that the supersecret Locals 5k gift is a hat
(My speculation - Lawpope themed)
The "dad cap" slot in my closet is already taken up. Not sure if I'm willing to replace my 4Star hat with one carrying the Balldo logo or some shit.
I'd maybe consider it if he did a beanie though, it is getting colder outside.
 
I don't consider myself a subject matter expert on Lawtube, but I thought that Sean didn't become really popular around here until after he invited on Null. That was highly appreciated, because Null is frequently a target for censorship.

Appreciated by everybody but Nick, that is. How dare that slobbermutt not go on his show.
Remember when Nick used to invite feuding parties onto his streams?

Maybe Sean should do the same for Nick and Null, after all, it'll be the first time in a long time gets more than 20 views on a stream he's in.
 
What sort of memories will they have of their dad? I know he’s spoken of cam whores’ children being happy with trips to Disneyland, and I wonder does he include how he spoils his children materially in that way too to cope for not being there?
The $2k/month snack budget will more than make up for having a father who chooses a beverage and the internet over them.

The tragic thing is that kids think everything fucked up their parents do was caused by them. Whether it’s divorce, financial troubles or Dad preferring to spend his time with a bottle and his internet pals in the gun safe, kids’ brains cannot hold the possibility that the person responsible for them, who is supposed to love and protect them above all else, is simply a fuckup and their demons have nothing to do with them.

Can’t wait to see what kind of daddy issues Nick’s kids end up with. I wouldn’t wish obesity on anyone, but there’s a very good chance the girls will become overweight in response to their parents’ extreme weight fixations and Dad’s alcoholism. I’m sure Nick won’t mind Uncle Dax doing a stream about how his daughters aren’t people and he’d only rape them if they lost 80% of their body weight. After all, Uncle Drexel won’t let that get in the way of their “special relationship.”
 
Imagine being Rumble Corporate and you realise that you’re paying a drunk a small fortune to cry on stream about an internet forum.
Rumble Corporate might actually be dumber than Nick Fuentes. Let that sink it.

Ralph's tenure on Cozi was a sad display (which also included a lot of bitching about KF), but I don't think Fuentes actually paid Ralph some contracted rate. I might be wrong on that point though. @AltisticRight might know.

I think Sean was well liked by the people who knew who he was. And since he had shouted out the farms a couple times and said he had an account he was looked on favorably. Talking to Null was a definite plus though.
I'm sure he was liked before the Null stream, but I don't see what Nick had to do with that. What you're saying suggests that the Farms liked Sean because Sean liked the Farms. That's mutual appreciation divorced from Nick.

Remember when Nick used to invite feuding parties onto his streams?

Maybe Sean should do the same for Nick and Null, after all, it'll be the first time in a long time gets more than 20 views on a stream he's in.
I think that would gay and cringe, and Nick would not argue anything in good faith. It would be total waste of Null's time.

I do think, however, that if Sean and Null were interested in talking about AI, Sean should have Null on and they do that. Rekieta would be livid.
 
lol sean is such a pussy. imagine getting big dogged by rekieta lol.
Sean basically watched as a man immolated himself and likely threw fuel on the flames by letting Nick focus the seethe on him. He made Nick forget about the audience. He put himself in the line of fire.

Sean, I salute you:semperfidelis:
 
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With venture capital drying up, how long do you think you keep renewing contracts?
I hope they never stop renewing Nick’s. As a publicly traded company with right-wing characters involved, there’s a non-zero chance we one day get a politically motivated SEC investigation that will bring all the details — including financials — to light.

Maybe Nick can stream the Congressional hearings where his drunk lunacy streams are played and Rumble execs put on the spot about the breach of fiduciary duty involved in paying this degenerate lush to rant about black cock on a platform run by the “family values” brigade. 🌈
 
Sean basically watched as a man immolated himself and likely threw fire on the flames by letting Nick focus the seethe on him. He made Nick forget about the audience. He put himself in the line of fire.

Sean, I salute you:semperfidelis:
It was weird and psychotic how he was going off on Sean like he was somehow personally responsible for every single thing he was seething about. Totally off the rails, unhinged shit.

Nick seriously needs help.

But I hope he doesn't get it because this shit is hilarious.
 
If Potentially Criminal wasn't such a bottom feeding leach, he could have actually called Rekeita out on his shit, instead he just gets steamrolled
He didn't need to, Nick was melting down without his help and it's much more funny to see Sean be completely reasonable while Nick hangs himself with his own balldo. Sean won without having to lift a goddammit finger.
 
Clipped the part where Balldo just won't let him speak:

I'm glad he's got a nanny raising his kids because if he scolds them like this, they must want to cut his brake lines.

I think we all wanted Sean to push back on Nick more. But it seemed like any time he would try Nick would just start talking over and asking him a question without letting him answer. It seemed like Sean was contemplating how far he wanted to take it while Nick just kept asking him the same thing over and over.
I think he might just be a giant push-over, and Balldoman can kind of sense this and tries to take advantage of it. Possibly when he does this to his kids, they just start crying and apologizing, so he thinks it's a good way to get Sean on his side.
 
I think he might just be a giant push-over, and Balldoman can kind of sense this and tries to take advantage of it. Possibly when he does this to his kids, they just start crying and apologizing, so he thinks it's a good way to get Sean on his side.
It's possible he's a push-over. But, from Sean's perspective he didn't go into this stream expecting a fight and was probably confused when Nick started sperging at him incessantly. He's probably trying to figure out how he wants to respond.
 
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