Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 56 24.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 32.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 25 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 71 30.9%

  • Total voters
    230
Why would someone deny what they never were even accused of? The guilty man flees even when none pursues hi

DOES Nick beat his wife and kids? I certainly don't know.

But he just denied it out of nowhere. I'm not sure what to think.

Also his shoulders are gay, his shoulders take it up the ass
I'm pretty sure that's his goto thing he says about the farms to get sympathy from people who don't know anything about the thread, because he can make a case that he's arguably correct if called out.

It's disingenuous bullshit, but a shameless pos like Nick doest care.
 
Null mentioned when Rekieta was on side scrollers that Rekieta in private confirmed he went to Hedo for purely voyeuristic reasons.

Also, Rekieta and his beard have AIDS. It’s why he’s so womanly without any of the positives of being a woman. He’s a faaaaaag.
I still can't believe that was his excuse for going to Hedonism.

"No you see I just went to Hedonism to look at other men's dicks, not to swing. I definitely didn't swing. I just looked at men's dicks, that was my only goal."

Wow, what a bold strategy!
 
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I legit can't tell if you edited this one if he's really just bald(o)ing that badly

The tragic thing is that kids think everything fucked up their parents do was caused by them.
The fact that Nick blames his wife's ruined, destroyed, devastated, rustang that crashed into a tree, annihilated body on his children and has vocalized this on stream certainly won't help matters.
 
We need to rewrite Nick’s theme song to actually fit his present character.
Either the Whiskey Drinking Non-Practicing Lawyer or the Spider-Man theme with Balldoman.

So far I have this for Balldoman:

“Balldoman, Balldoman does whatever a fucking retard can
Licks up booze, any size
Look out
Here comes the Balldoman

Is he dumb?
Listen bud
His balls are crushed
Does he Swing?
Take a look in the thread
Hey! There goes the Balldoman!

In the chill of night
In the shower(?)”

That’s what I’ve thought of.
 
IM NOT MAD. I DON'T CARE.
IM NOT MAD

Hey, Balldo: you're a faggot. I don't believe a lot of the rumors about you, but I know you're an alcoholic retard, and watching you cry is hilarious.
The way he ends his sentences by screaming "Sean!" reminds me of @Dana Marie Cain.
Dana is an alcoholic schizophreniac.
 
Another ‘gay joke’. As each day passes I’m sure at a minimum he is bi-curious.

I'm starting to believe nick is a closeted homosexual, ok he has 5 kids and is married that doesn't mean a thing.
He isn't exactly a manly man and is more effeminate than all the wine moms he has giving him money.

Either way congratulations nick have another drink buddy, I want the best for you and I want you to make a million dollars and all the success in the world.
 
Sean basically watched as a man immolated himself and likely threw fire on the flames by letting Nick focus the seethe on him. He made Nick forget about the audience. He put himself in the line of fire.

Sean, I salute you:semperfidelis:
Yeah, as much as I wish Sean lit into Rekieta, he probably did the best thing here. Let Nick burn himself down.

It might be one thing if Nick were semi-rational, and able to engage in an actual argument, but he's not. There's no way to win against that. I think if Sean were more aggressive, he might have run the risk of sinking to Nick's level.

I have seen that happen way too many times in Internet bloodsports. Both sides end up coming across as cringe. It's why I've never felt the need to engage in it myself.

People can claim Sean is a pussy, but sometimes discretion really is the better part of valor.

Nick didn't win anything last night. He sounds like a raving madman. Sean should no more engage with Rekieta than he should with a random crackhead on the street.
 
I never do this but I'd like to raise a toast to good old Nick so join me with your beverage of choice. Nick, you're doing great gunning for a very exclusive and prestigious award this year, you've got it in you to get that coveted LOLcow of the year not trophy, all you have to do is step on it, keep drinking, keep doing entertaining shows like this one, treat yourself and #dontlettheidiotswin. Good luck and we're all counting on you.
 
"I'm going to need some good smoked gouda after listening to this shit." - Sean.
alas, only cheddar :)

In any case wow Nick really sped ran the gunt playbook. Such a shame one of the most enjoyable things was watching Nick's Rittenhouse streams I really enjoyed them but now he's reduced to being the ethan ralph of lawtube. Or can I even say that? At least ethan is sober now.
 
I really like Sean, and I still do, but I can't help but wonder why Sean just couldn't say anything like, "You've changed in your position on Onlyfans for one." Then again, I'm probably wrong. You really can't win with a narcissist.

I just hope, Sean, if you read this. Ice Nick out, it will only help you to ignore him and hopefully you can have Null on again soon.

People can claim Sean is a pussy, but sometimes discretion really is the better part of valor.
Nick is still having his nuclear meltdown.

The smartest thing Sean can do is stay out of the zone all together. Barring that, the second smartest thing he can do is at least not stir up all the radioactive dust while he's in there.

While I admit it would be hilarious to watch Sean poke this tard with a tard stick, it wouldn't be the smartest thing to do. That's how you end up getting covered in autism.
 
I'm starting to believe nick is a closeted homosexual, ok he has 5 kids and is married that doesn't mean a thing.
He isn't exactly a manly man and is more effeminate than all the wine moms he has giving him money.

Either way congratulations nick have another drink buddy, I want the best for you and I want you to make a million dollars and all the success in the world.
I honestly don't think he's gay. There's major points against it. Not just the kids, but also him wanting to have a threesome with his wife and Mandy. Xia streams. Etc.

I do think he might actually be bisexual though. I think there's a much better argument for that.
 
Sean won without having to lift a goddammit finger.
Sean wasn't even in a fight. He was just some guy who thought he was a guest on someone's show, then the host started emotionally vomiting on him out of nowhere.
I'm pretty sure that's his goto thing he says about the farms to get sympathy from people who don't know anything about the thread, because he can make a case that he's arguably correct if called out.
And that's the standard lolcow trick. Just vague about the atrocities the REEREEE Farms commit, and they're coming at MEEEEEE now too. I mean how can't you sympathize.

It's not like everyone we have a lolcow thread on is a complete faggot or anything who totally deserves to have a thread because of their laughable behavior. I mean, what nonsense! Obviously he is a persecuted innocent widdle victim.
 
This is seriously why this was a total mental meltdown and not just a bad stream. Nick was literally so drunk he couldn't even tell the difference between the chat and the guy who was supposedly a guest on his show and was blaming the guest for shit the chat said.
I think part of it is the fact that Sean has been laughing at superchats regarding balldo for a bit and even had Josh as a guest on his stream. Balldo has womanly passive aggressive pent up resentment towards Sean that got triggered by the super chat. In balldo's rapidly degrading mind that was the perfect opportunity to start the attack on Sean.

"I DON'T CARE, IM NOT ANGRY, I DON'T CARE, PEOPLE WERE BREAKING FORUM RULES BUT I DONT WANT ANYONE BANNED AND WONT POINT OUT WHO WAS BREAKING THE RULES" as he does his best impression of someone about to commit mass murder. Completely unhinged.
 
I'm pretty sure that's his goto thing he says about the farms to get sympathy from people who don't know anything about the thread, because he can make a case that he's arguably correct if called out.

It's disingenuous bullshit, but a shameless pos like Nick doest care.
That does seem to be his strategy where instead of denying the claims made that he is abusive to his wife and children he denies the claim that he beats his wife in kids, which is not what anyone is saying in the thread.

Either way it comes across as slimy and manipulative behavior and makes him look like a retard who can't read.

I think part of it is the fact that Sean has been laughing at superchats regarding balldo for a bit and even had Josh as a guest on his stream. Balldo has womanly passive aggressive pent up resentment towards Sean that got triggered by the super chat. In balldo's rapidly degrading mind that was the perfect opportunity to start the attack on Sean.
Literally gunt behavior where he will just collect all of these perceived slights against him and blow up at somebody with all of them at once.
 
Nick "Jack Murphy" Rekieta

I just listened to that whole livestream it's so hard listening to this shameless idiot anymore. He has zero self awareness or reflection and immediately turned on Sean over a Superchat. Blaming the alcoholism is giving him the benefit of the doubt I think maybe he has always been like this.

Also he just wants to talk to Null!!!!! PLEASE NULL TALK TO ME!!!!!
 
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