Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

“Balldoman, Balldoman does whatever a fucking retard can
Licks up booze, any size
Look out
Here comes the Balldoman

Is he dumb?
Listen bud
His balls are crushed (I wanted to try to work balls in a vice, but that works more with the swing line)

Does he Swing?
Take a look in the thread
Hey! There goes the Balldoman!

In the chill of night (Crack of Dawn Null’s time)
As the showers on
Like a whiny bitch
He calls at the worst time!

Balldoman, Balldoman
Cucked, BLACK’d retard Balldoman
Wife and Family?
They’re ignored!

To him life is a great, big blackout
Wherever there’s a Balldo
You’ll find the Balldoman!”


It’s rough, and I wanted to do be meaner with the wife and family bit with “Whore and Ignored”, but it didn’t flow right.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It was weird and psychotic how he was going off on Sean like he was somehow personally responsible for every single thing he was seething about. Totally off the rails, unhinged shit.

Sean wasn't even in a fight. He was just some guy who thought he was a guest on someone's show, then the host started emotionally vomiting on him out of nowhere.

He was quite literally screaming at Sean until his voice cracked accusing Sean of "bringing it up" when Nick was actually in the process of melting down for a half hour over a super chat that said, and I quote, "Pull up, Balldoman."

This was actually worse than the Jack Murphy "Fuck you, heartfelt" moment because that super chat was bringing up specific dirt about Jack Murphy.

He also gave a toast to the late Michael Hareer without understanding what the joke was, though he had a vague suspicion he was being trolled, and even after it was explained to him he didn't understand that it was his flailing channel that was being mocked.

Something seems to have broken with him in the last month or so. He also retells stories he's told on stream recently as if it's the first time he's said it, in full detail and no context like "I said this the other day...", which makes it seem like he doesn't realize he's told the story before. His discussions about detractors have odd usages of words like "you" that make it seem like he thinks he is actively talking to the detractors even though he's on a stream with himself.

I hope we see more of the hollering ragepig Rekieta and he doesn't skip over to the sleepy hog having conversations with himself mode that Ralph did. And in Ralph's defense that was only after adding insane amounts of Xanax to the mix.

 

[NSA]

It's possible he's a push-over. But, from Sean's perspective he didn't go into this stream expecting a fight and was probably confused when Nick started sperging at him incessantly. He's probably trying to figure out how he wants to respond.

There's really nothing wrong with not going hard if that's not your thing and you never talked yourself up as being a person who will go hard. Also, arguing with a sloppy drunk is pointless & confusing.

Something seems to have broken with him in the last month or so. He also retells stories he's told on stream recently as if it's the first time he's said it, in full detail and no context like "I said this the other day...", which makes it seem like he doesn't realize he's told the story before. His discussions about detractors have odd usages of words like "you" that make it seem like he thinks he is actively talking to the detractors even though he's on a stream with himself.

That's typical behavior of people who are habitually drunk. I've heard the same stupid story 6 or 7 times in rapid succession from that sort. They can't remember what they just said, and they can't remember what you just said either, but the conversation must continue.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I mean, I agree the Trump gag order was plainly unconstitutional, but it's funny that Nick treats himself spending entire day arguing on Twitter as a win.
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Nick just can’t ever catch a win, huh? I guess the rando on Twitter (that he debated an entire day) was correct in the end

“Appeals court reinstates Trump gag order”

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/trump-...-enforce-it-rigorously-and-vigorously.177143/

 

[Mister Dongs]

Guys... I have terrible news from the Bing front. It blocks the terms "balding" AND every variation of "receding hairline" that I tried.
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Album with extras (any recommendations for a bulk image upload site that isn't imgur by the way?)

skill issue

 

[Chibitzen]

The fact he keeps stacking one excuse and explanation until it's piled high just shows he's lost the ability to lie coherently. Not even just in this video. He's been doing it more recently as clips have been shared and posted. All Sean really can do is sit there while he grieves. There's no way to have a "discussion", because every single point laid down is a path towards more failed Youtuber waterworks away from the very subjects that give him the most anxiety. He's obviously not triggered at all. It's more important to him that Sean was there to provide him free therapy, like in the way his fans used to be able to do willingly, but for some reason seem to have forgotten how to do it correctly.

TLDR: He's a faggot and he will stay forever a faggot. Also, Sean is funnier.

Edit:

skill issue

Needs more pebble shoulders and he looks a little too sculpted, my friend.

Also, did AI predict a soon-to-exist Balldo Glass variant? Will Nick be able to see his balls going up his wife's ass in 4K in the near future? Tech degeneracy would certainly be a new market.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

I think Sean was well liked by the people who knew who he was. And since he had shouted out the farms a couple times and said he had an account he was looked on favorably. Talking to Null was a definite plus though.

And that is a huge factor that differs Sean from most people is he doesn't shy away from people and deny has an account, I'm pretty sure Sean even said something similar to "and they can I'm a fat fuck" when nick made some statement about not getting on the bad side of the farms and it's true he's fucking huge BUT he seems more genuine.

Nick reads his thread and denies he has an account because he would have to verify it?
I don't follow Sean religiously but I've watched a few of his streams but I'm sure I heard him say that he has a unverified account.

There are other ecelebs that acknowledge the farms but that doesn't mean we have to love them, turkeytom comes to mind for myself, he openly acknowledges where he gets information from has platformed null and I believe helped null speak to destiny (I could be wrong on that) and yet I'm not going out of my way to support him.

I honestly don't think he's gay. There's major points against it. Not just the kids, but also him wanting to have a threesome with his wife and Mandy. Xia streams. Etc.

I do think he might actually be bisexual though. I think there's a much better argument for that.

Ok I think you are more on the money with that but nick does seem the type who would happily be pegged and he is certainly effeminate enough to suck dick.

 

[Captain Manning]

Cheddar is the king of cheeses, especially britbong Cheddar, with Wisconsin, Vermont and New York tied for second. We Americans have some awesome cheese in our country.

Dude! Think about your janny pension!!!

Nick just can’t ever catch a win, huh? I guess the rando on Twitter (that he debated an entire day) was correct in the end

“Appeals court reinstates Trump gag order”

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/trump-...-enforce-it-rigorously-and-vigorously.177143/

REKIETA CURSE STIKES AGAIN!

I don't follow Trump very much, but far more rational and knowledgeable people have argued that gag order is bullshit. Which I guess makes this news more amusing in a way. It means Rekieta can't even be right when he ought to be.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The only type of person to get absolutely ass blasted about the kiwi farms is the kind of person who looks in a mirror and hates what stares back at them. The only thing we talk about is what the subject matter put publicly in front of us.

Before he became Wet Brained, rackets understood this.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

but far more rational and knowledgeable people have argued that gag order is bullshit.

Even the appeals court conceded in oral arguments that the order was bullshit and unworkable on Trump’s end. Guess they changed their minds.

 

[Neetorino]

Blaming the alcoholism is giving him the benefit of the doubt I think maybe he has always been like this.

Yeah I'm starting to lose the last drops of cope still running through my veins, he's always been this way and the amped up drinking and drug usage just makes it harder to hide. The "pull up" part says if he sobers up it'll get better for him and the family, but I'm not so sure anymore.
Balldo bros how do we keep the faith? LawPope can't keep losing like this.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

Nick has done more for the anti-alcohol crowd than any soccer mom could ever dream of. I never want to drink again after seeing how much of a wet brained retard he‘s become. Go to AA.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Better call Balldo!

 

[Swole McPole]

But we're not remotely the cool kids. Off our own site we're viewed as the Trenchcoat Mafia who will probably shoot up the school, literal terrorists, and all kinds of other bullshit that isn't even remotely true.

You're right, of course but that's not how Nick sees things. He hears the edgy reputation of the place and the fact that everyone hates us and he thinks that's some kind of status.

Being someone held in high esteem by the site was something that was important to him. It has to be. Why else would you spend so much time and energy coping and seething about a group of people you care nothing about? You'd move on and not give them a second thought.

Perhaps it's just Null though. Perhaps he really does have a romantic obsession with Null? That's certainly how he came across in that conversation with Sean.

 

[Captain Manning]

Even the appeals court conceded in oral arguments that the order was bullshit and unworkable on Trump’s end. Guess they changed their minds.

Or one of the clerks is a Farmer and informed the panel that Nick claimed in the last show where he discussed this that he's always right (incorrect).

Drastic measures then had to be taken.

I kid.

Nick cope incoming though.

 

[变性黑鬼]

Cheddar is the king of cheeses, especially britbong Cheddar, with Wisconsin, Vermont and New York tied for second. We Americans have some awesome cheese in our country.

Must you bring the cheese war here? I feel like it's 1940 and I just fled Europe, but some asshole starts shooting people in the town square.

skill issue

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That one on the left is literally spot on Balldoman. I don't know how you did it, but I would love to see what prompt you used.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

rewatching this 25 minute disaster and it is truly baffling. Nick is genuinely upset that Josh doesn't want to be his friend anymore which is weird because he also thinks Josh is retarded? This bizarre manipulation where he approaches Josh to bitch about what's posted here to influence future moderation without explicitly saying he wants anything deleted is so slimy and gay. He is screaming about it like it's bulletproof evidence of his integrity. wild

 

[SN 1054]

Nick potentially burning another bridge like a drunken arsonist? Shocking, who could've have seen that coming?

Haven't watched the full thing yet, but between clips of him going rage pig on a man who wasn't arguing with him and his constant statements about sucking cock as a married man with children, I definitely missed a lot I need to catch up on.

This man is in dire need of having the capacity to feel shame over his actions and what he says.

 

[Strix454]

Even the appeals court conceded in oral arguments that the order was bullshit and unworkable on Trump’s end. Guess they changed their minds.

Its a state appeals court in New York. He never had any chance at all. The ruling was exactly one sentence long. The judges involved (IMO) knew what they were required to do, but were very careful not to leave any fingerprints on what was a really bad decision.

Everything in the case is a forgone conclusion. Everything also will eventually be overturned on appeal after the election is over. The entire case is a monsterous abuse of the entire legal system and they don't care.

 

[Swole McPole]

Balldoman, Balldoman does whatever a fucking retard can
Licks up booze, any size
See his kitchen, full of flies
Look out
Here comes the Balldoman

Is he dumb?
Listen bud
His balls are crushed in his silicon pud,
Does he Swing?
Check the thread,
Watch him giving the black men head
Hey! There goes the Balldoman!

In the chill of night
In his shower very late,
He will call up Null,
Cope and seethe and masturbate

Balldoman, Balldoman,
Does whatever a retard can,
Is he drunk?
As a hound,
Montegraph sued him for a million pound,
Look out,
Nick should have practiced stealth,
Look out
There goes the family wealth....

There are big chunks missing. I'ma try and fill in the gaps for you.
Edit: Damn, I should have finished reading the thread. You fleshed it out yourself later. Oh well.