Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I think he might just be a giant push-over,

he seems like a passive soft spoken guy. I don't mean this as an insult he actually seems like a really nice person and I think it is to his credit that he didn't stoop down and start hollarin at Nick's level. Even if it wasn't intentional the staying quiet as nick self immolates was the best and most lulzy strategy he could use.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nick potentially burning another bridge like a drunken arsonist? Shocking, who could've have seen that coming?

Haven't watched the full thing yet, but between clips of him going rage pig on a man who wasn't arguing with him and his constant statements about sucking cock as a married man with children, I definitely missed a lot I need to catch up on.

This man is in dire need of having the capacity to feel shame over his actions and what he says.

No. I want a Rekieta pill stream arc. I want Rekieta passed out while streaming to be woken up at 10am by one of his kids asking if he could drive them to a life saving home school lesson in the middle of a Minnesota snow storm just to have Balldo drunkenly slur “It’s not even cold outside” and orders them to walk

 

[World in Scarlet]

Zero tweets in the last 16 hours, since he announced his latest breakdown stream.

This bizarre manipulation where he approaches Josh to bitch about what's posted here to influence future moderation without explicitly saying he wants anything deleted is so slimy and gay.

It looked to me like Sean was a hair's breath away of pointing that out, but was interrupted and ultimately decided there's no point arguing with the drugged out freak. Frustrating to watch, but understandable. I don't understand why he agreed to stream with the drunk to begin with though.

 

[Neetorino]

Or one of the clerks is a Farmer and informed the panel that Nick claimed in the last show where he discussed this that he's always right (incorrect).

To be fair that'd be the least surprising place that a Farner could work. After all, Our Guy Spectre was at the Pentagon or some such shit.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I don’t think anyone here thinks he beats his kids. At most I think he endangers them by driving drunk because he has no time to sober up (Bedtime is 5AM and driving time is 7AM) and is likely neglectful because he’s a fucking alcoholic. The Rekieta segment honestly might need to be a play-by-play commentary of Nick ranting at Sean because Nick is getting dangerously close to Ralphamale levels of deranged.

His AIDS lesions are showing up on his chest now. He’s going to be an AIDS zombie crawling on stream in a month.

 

[make_it_so]

I never do this but I'd like to raise a toast to good old Nick so join me with your beverage of choice. Nick, you're doing great gunning for a very exclusive and prestigious award this year, you've got it in you to get that coveted LOLcow of the year not trophy, all you have to do is step on it, keep drinking, keep doing entertaining shows like this one, treat yourself and #dontlettheidiotswin. Good luck and we're all counting on you.

I don't know - as wild as Nick's fall from grace has been, he's still facing some pretty stiff competition from Bossmanjack.

 

[Not Who You Think]

During his rant, Nick also claimed that the thread believes that he beats his wife and children. I haven't seen anyone here suggest that.

Possible that Nick is confusing KF with his other detractors. KF isn't the only place where Nick has had problems and his IRL detractors (some allegedly local) sounded far more aggressive than anything here.

He is the kind of guy who has contempt for black people but at the same time has fantasies about being humiliated by black people. But its always about black people playing the nigger for him and acting out his fantasies in his context rather than him being insecure.

This would definitely indicate a humiliation fetish, which would also incidentally complement Nick's sexual exhibitionism and overall baiting for negative attention as well.

Nick also seems to crave disapproval from particular people and use very sexual language to bait further negative attention. Nick (un)knowingly projecting a coom-brained fantasy is very possible.

And that's the standard lolcow trick. Just vague about the atrocities the REEREEE Farms commit, and they're coming at MEEEEEE now too. I mean how can't you sympathize.

Sounds like Nick was attempting a public loyalty test on Sean and it backfired.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Sean wasn't even in a fight. He was just some guy who thought he was a guest on someone's show, then the host started emotionally vomiting on him out of nowhere.

By "won" I meant "came out of this looking completely reasonable" while balldo had yet another meltdown.

 

[make_it_so]

rewatching this 25 minute disaster and it is truly baffling. Nick is genuinely upset that Josh doesn't want to be his friend anymore which is weird because he also thinks Josh is retarded? This bizarre manipulation where he approaches Josh to bitch about what's posted here to influence future moderation without explicitly saying he wants anything deleted is so slimy and gay. He is screaming about it like it's bulletproof evidence of his integrity. wild

I think stuff like this only highlights the wisdom of Jim's rule about not having "internet friends." It can always easily end up crashing and burning for almost any reason, so not getting emotionally invested in your relationships with online acquaintances in the first place will save you a lot of headache and drama.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Rekieta is the best PSA against alcoholism I've ever seen.

 

[Corydoras]

What's absolutely wild about Nick is that he could just say something like "If I were the forum owner and Jersh was the lolyer, I would have stood up for him on stream and banned Heimdall because engagement started dropping off when chats were recorded and reposted." It would still be pretty gay, but I think most people would understand that, if Nick thought his Internet fwen-ship with Josh was true and honest when it was largely parasocial, he'd be pretty upset.

Same thing with his content. If he said, "When I started this, I wanted to run a funny, but still family-friendly show about law content. Now I want to run an adult-oriented show about muh dick. Normal people can just change jobs when they lose interest in their 9-5. Not so for streamers." Probably a bad business decision but at least understandable.

Instead he's doing...whatever he's doing? Becoming a Patrick S Tomlinson/Ralphamale hybrid? Obviously people would still rightly mock him for the Balldo/drinking/Hedonism, but he'd come off as less retarded.

And, IIRC, Ty Beard made some kind of personal army request to the farms, got shat on, and then apologized on-stream. How is Nick so confused about the tenor of the forum after all this time. Bizarre.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don’t think anyone here thinks he beats his kids. At most I think he endangers them by driving drunk because he has no time to sober up (Bedtime is 5AM and driving time is 7AM) and is likely neglectful because he’s a fucking alcoholic. The Rekieta segment honestly might need to be a play-by-play commentary of Nick ranting at Sean because Nick is getting dangerously close to Ralphamale levels of deranged.

His AIDS lesions are showing up on his chest now. He’s going to be an AIDS zombie crawling on stream in a month.

Yeah, the recurring DUI speculation is the only credible accusations of child endangerment I've seen in this thread. It seems from the fact it's unlikely he's sober by the time he has to drive the kids.

It's also worth pointing out that Null has made clear that any "we should call CPS" posts are not appreciated here. Unlikely Nick would credit Null for that though. It would undermine the narrative he wants people to believe about the Farms.

Nick is full of shit. I suppose he could be angry at the Farms for the DUI speculation, but I really think the Farms is gonna be the least of his problems if he's pulled over, with the kids in the car, and he's given a field sobriety test.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

A wild ex-orbiter appears!



Mandy having doubts.

Source

(Made the editorial decision to leave the ugly cropping for context that these were comments re: the Sean stream.)

 

[Captain Manning]

Why is Rekieta saying Null goaded Russel Greer into suing him?

Because he's a lying drunken faggot, and Nick actually did goad Montagraph into suing him (Nick), so he wants to project his own brand of retardation on Null somehow.

It's deflection from his own serious problems. Pay it no heed.

is he right?

No.

 

[Fools Idol]

is he right?

It's Nick. I'm not even sure he's been right about anything in a decade.

 

[CryptidRetard]

Nick definitely thinks cuckoldry is the intellectual's fetish

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Nick has done more for the anti-alcohol crowd than any soccer mom could ever dream of. I never want to drink again after seeing how much of a wet brained retard he‘s become. Go to AA.

Pathetic drunks like him have a way of sucking the fun out of it. Looking forward to the Lowtax ending!

 

[AnOminous]

Something seems to have broken with him in the last month or so. He also retells stories he's told on stream recently as if it's the first time he's said it, in full detail and no context like "I said this the other day...", which makes it seem like he doesn't realize he's told the story before.

I think that's really the case. He's so utterly brain-pickled at this point he can't remember what he did minutes ago. He can't remember he said the same shit yesterday.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I know alot of guys like this and they often fantasize about using firearms in deranged ways, but they do not ever actually use, carry, train, or even own any.

He's got a 1911 but that is a safe queen. I'd be terrified to be near him if he tried to draw a handgun for fear of friendly fire

IIRC he has some old gun that was his grandad's. He brought it out on stream before but he doesn't have others.

I know nothing about firearms, but Nick had a show-and-tell stream with Fuddbusters over a year ago where he ran all over the house to gather all his guns to have Matt appraise them on screen.

I wonder if it was just after the YT ban, because it must've been a Rumble exclusive. Don't think you can bring guns on stream live on YT.

I agree though that Nick know nothing about guns and only has safe queens.

He's taken his kids on like two of the vacations he's been on this year and one of them they were with his parents for half of it meanwhile he's running off somewhere every month but those are "business" trips so the. kids. would. not. have. fun. anyway. Incel prude Karen farmers. That tells you pretty much all you need to know about how much time he spends with them or wants to spend with them.

We're approaching the one year anniversary of Nick declaring that he hates spending time with his kids over the Christmas season because all he longs for is to return to Jamaica.

I think he might just be a giant push-over, and Balldoman can kind of sense this and tries to take advantage of it. Possibly when he does this to his kids, they just start crying and apologizing, so he thinks it's a good way to get Sean on his side.

While watching Sean get berated live, all I could think about was that PC is like a decent orator and debater professionally as a litigator.

But that he's honed his skills in a courtroom with rules and without interruptions.

Ya know, like a practising lawyer.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Jebus, I wake up to all this nonsense, like 20+ pages? Well two things are for certain:

1. Balldoman is in the lead for LOLcow of the year
2. Sean's show tonight (at 9:30 pm EST) has the potential to be an all-time banger.