Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

She's at least half Polish, maybe full. Maiden name is Woltjer.

Edit to add: I would not be surprised if he has issues with the in-laws, but I don't think there's a connection necessarily there along ethnicity. Much more likely it's co-op or church issues.

I can definitely imagine an episode involving "Look, Nicholas, whatever you and Kayla get up to in the privacy of your own home is not our business, however..."

 

[SpongeBoiMeBob]

Lyrics for the Original song:
Oh he drinks a fair bit
but you realize that
it just helps get his noggin a joggin along

That lyric sure aged like milk.

 

[AnOminous]

Sean even said something similar to "and they can I'm a fat fuck" when nick made some statement about not getting on the bad side of the farms and it's true he's fucking huge BUT he seems more genuine.

Nobody has anything to fear from the farms unless they are afraid of the truth.

Must you bring the cheese war here? I feel like it's 1940 and I just fled Europe, but some asshole starts shooting people in the town square.

How dare you denigrate the importance of the Cheese Wars? You're on one side or the other! So what do you think about Wensleydale?

Are you on the right side or are you a traitor?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

That lyric sure aged like milk.

It’s why we must rewrite it and possibly get someone to perform the rewrite. It’s the kind of shitposting I love. Actual diss tracks are the next tier.

 

[3MMA]

skill issue

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Almost perfect. Less sculpted shoulders & it’d be difficult to tell it was AI. Being that the shoulders are too well built is the only giveaway, solid B+.

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Can Old Balldo’s cope streams get any worse? We shall see. Last nights drunken tard raging was a new low, and shows that Nick has even further to fall. The retard cries all fuckin’ week about no one wanting to come on his show anymore, then pulls this shit. His behavior is completely unhinged, his terrible attempts to act like Juju the Cow Jr are exactly why no one wants to go on his pathetic show. It was as if Sean was getting accosted by the drunken hobo on the corner on his way home from the store.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

It would be angering if Nick had any credibility left with anyone. Now that his brand is universally acknowledged as Drunk Faggot Cuck he’s harmless to everyone except his children riding shotgun in the Crustang after an all-night bender.

Obviously a biased sample, but I only saw one nominal Balldowasher in Elissa's 26 min YT clip section.

 

[1 other person]

Everything Nig R. says or does lately, especially his theology, philosophy, is 100% consistent with someone who gets a gay emo tattoo in his 40s. That tattoo alone dispelled whatever mystery about him. Alcohol or mid-life crisis can't be the cause for that poor of a taste. It comes from within. He's forfeited the benefit of the doubt. Unveiling such cringe meant renouncing all reason.

His MO is to flaunt a vague lack of innocence, like visiting gay bars just for fun! And then we sometimes get a glimpse of what may actually be going on behind the scenes, like his bragging of experience with MDMA (this episode doesn't get enough discussion as one of the many possible causes for his flipping the script). He invites speculation and then uses whatever may miss the mark, as speculation often does, to paint himself as a victim of unhinged critics.

One could be charitable and assume it's merely attention seeking, but that ship's sailed. The appalling nature of all the details he's gradually made public means you have to be obtuse to maintain charitability anymore, and he's obtuse for pretending he's still owed any. Among many other things, Nick's surely gay. Is he "bisexual" or non-practicing gay? It's all the same for his purpose of making people suspect something's gay about him. Whatever he's engaged in, I'm sure he's about as moderate with it as he is his money, driving, "jokes," or drinking.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I think he might just be a giant push-over, and Balldoman can kind of sense this and tries to take advantage of it. Possibly when he does this to his kids, they just start crying and apologizing, so he thinks it's a good way to get Sean on his side.

Alternatively Sean might just think all of this is gay and not want to get in any deeper with a despondent drunk. I will admit that I could be wrong. I haven't watched anything besides a few seconds of a few of the clips because it's all so gay and heartbreaking to watch him like this. The farting dragon clip was pure kino tho.

 

[mindlessobserver]

It’s why we must rewrite it and possibly get someone to perform the rewrite. It’s the kind of shitposting I love. Actual diss tracks are the next tier.

The best part is the songs name is "whiskey drinking lawyer". It's very on the nose.

 

[AnOminous]

Watching Nick's 26 minute meltdown again. Is anybody else angered by the fact that at the very beginning Nick is again claiming that Null offered to delete or suppress things in this thread?

Nobody believes anything Balldo Man says because he is a known quantity. He is a lying liar who lies as often as he breathes, and an organism that exists solely to turn alcohol into lies.

We know exactly what Null said, even if we don't know the exact words, because we know how both actors act. Nick made a bunch of bullshit claims of people violating the rules of the site and other Karening, and Null simply asked who was breaking the rules and how.

And Nick bitched out like the cuck he is.

This is why you don't even talk to a slithering snake like Nick. Any conversation you have with him is an opportunity for him to make up shit about what you supposedly said.

Just don't trust lying liars with an established reputation of lying.

 

[Captain Manning]

It would be angering if Nick had any credibility left with anyone. Now that his brand is universally acknowledged as Drunk Faggot Cuck he’s harmless to everyone except his children riding shotgun in the Crustang after an all-night bender.

Fair point.

I'm just tired of him twisting his complaining about his thread into an offer by Null to censor shit here and Nick valiantly rebuffing Null.

It reminds me of the time disgruntled weirdos tried to claim Null offered to suppress info in CRP's thread. A story which was definitively disproven by Null, and serves as an example of how he's handled such requests in the past. I expect he didn't treat Nick any differently than how he treated CRP. I expect he never offered censorship, not would he have acquiesced to a request for censorship from Nick.

I respect Null, and think he deserves better than the lies emanating from Nick, but I suppose this sort of shit is an "occupational hazard" when you run KF. He's probably used to it.

Doesn't make Nick any less of a faggot for lying though.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

It's pretty funny seeing all of these Facebook boomer women finding their way to Elissa's channel and being introduced to all of this.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I believe that Kayla is Scandanavian somehow, so I saw it as a clear indicator of him throwing shade at his in-laws. This lines up with his rant about a year ago about having to deal with someone for 20 years and live up to their standard. If he's lost support from his irl friends and family, then Kayla has also lost her lifeline with her family and they're on a wild ride of Hedonism and debauchery.

Dutch.

Definition from external site

Right on the Dutch thing to my knowledge and the Scandinavian thing about how they love to judge and/or gossip to be related to his later complaint about how he may or may not have been pressed by a community member over something they saw online about Nick.

If something happened, it was at a church group and they read something about Nick or his family. That probably would mean they stumbled upon either this thread or an Elissa clips comment section.

The relevant clips are on Elissa's channel. But it's hard to tell exactly whether he was actually pressed in his church group or not or whether Nick was merely feeling judged there and expressed a hypothetical story about being pressed in that environment. He has declined so suddenly and rapidly that it's hard to tell when he is expressing things that actually happened and when he is having imaginary conversations with people to try to illustrate his point.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Nick's descent into cowdom has been interesting, dude's unravelling like he caught a seam on the balldo and didn't notice. His routine of bouncing between bitterness and "I love ya buddy", is really becoming obvious. It's his defining element of his character as a lolcow. The descent into a oneside-ed feud with Jersh is pretty classic.

Dude it sucks to watch these people you enjoy kind of destabilize like this. Sean sounds kinda based, I hope he doesn't get too into drinking or hanging out with black sex pests.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Tried to clip from the inciting superchat onwards in a decent bitrate.

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lmao. fuck he's mad. Sean wants none of this.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I've got 10 pages of this thread to read but here is a fan art of last night's glorious harvest.

 

[AnOminous]

I respect Null, and think he deserves better than the lies emanating from Nick, but I suppose this sort of shit is an "occupational hazard" when you run KF. He's probably used to it.

Lying liars lying about you is pretty much what you get running a site like this, and Nick has just joined that batch of worthless lying losers.

The best part is the songs name is "whiskey drinking lawyer". It's very on the nose.

You'd need to fit "non-practicing" into it somehow now.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Am I seeing parodies?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It's pretty funny seeing all of these Facebook boomer women finding their way to Elissa's channel and being introduced to all of this.

I don't think there's a better illustration of how massively Rekieta fucked up than random women with no exposure to the Sektur being introduced to the Casino and instead of clicking away in confusion, deciding to watch a shirtless Ashton hold court on how terrible Nick is and their reaction is "wow, these are two level-headed guys making great points".

Don't get me wrong. PPP is a top-tier alog when he's fired up, and he's been fired up about Rekieta lately. But the image of a wine mom who just wanted someone covering Johnny Depp to end up watching the Casino and going "Tell 'em Ashton!" is really bizarre.

I think my favorite part was reading the comments on the actual stream video and seeing actual Rekieta fans being confused and asking who Josh/Null was. Watching Nick's ranting is absurd, but imagine being an actual fan watching Rekieta legitimately and being so confused and not knowing who this random individual Nick is starting to scream about and has been whining about for months.

Nick's descent into cowdom has been interesting, dude's unravelling like he caught a seam on the balldo and didn't notice. His routine of bouncing between bitterness and "I love ya buddy", is really becoming obvious. It's his defining element of his character as a lolcow.

I actually laughed when I saw the clip of Sean reading out the guy in chat asking "Is he going to tell Sean he wants him to make a million dollars?" when Nick was trying to clean up his mess and tell Sean how much he loves him nearer to the end of the stream.

I'm just tired of him twisting his complaining about his thread into an offer by Null to censor shit here and Nick valiantly rebuffing Null.

Honestly, who cares?

According to Nick, he wanted to let Null know that there were people in his thread breaking site rules that usually get people banned or threadbanned, but he didn't want to name them because he didn't want anyone banned. This makes literally no sense.

It also makes total sense that Null would inquire about what specifically was breaking site rules and that such a request wouldn't constitute agreeing agreeing beforehand to ban or delete anything, but rather doing due diligence to determine if Nick was actually correct rather than being a total drunk moron.

Maybe a couple hundred whiskey bottles ago he could have come up with some story that would actually make some sense and do some damage, but all this story about Null begging to get a list of usernames to ban and Nick exclaiming "HELL NO! I SUPPORT FREEZE PEACH!" indicates is that he can't be trusted.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Everything Nig R. says or does lately, especially his theology, philosophy, is 100% consistent with someone who gets a gay emo tattoo in his 40s. That tattoo alone dispelled whatever mystery about him. Alcohol or mid-life crisis can't be the cause for that poor of a taste. It comes from within. He's forfeited the benefit of the doubt. Unveiling such cringe meant renouncing all reason.

His MO is to flaunt a vague lack of innocence, like visiting gay bars just for fun! And then we sometimes get a glimpse of what may actually be going on behind the scenes, like his bragging of experience with MDMA (this episode doesn't get enough discussion as one of the many possible causes for his flipping the script). He invites speculation and then uses whatever may miss the mark, as speculation often does, to paint himself as a victim of unhinged critics.

One could be charitable and assume it's merely attention seeking, but that ship's sailed. The appalling nature of all the details he's gradually made public means you have to be obtuse to maintain charitability anymore, and he's obtuse for pretending he's still owed any. Among many other things, Nick's surely gay. Is he "bisexual" or non-practicing gay? It's all the same for his purpose of making people suspect something's gay about him. Whatever he's engaged in, I'm sure he's about as moderate with it as he is his money, driving, "jokes," or drinking.

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