Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 52 24.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 69 32.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 10.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 65 30.7%

  • Total voters
    212
From a slightly less charitable position, I think it's reasonable to interpret this as asking for something to be done. Maybe that's really not what he intended, but it sounds like it is when you refuse to elaborate on what exactly the problems are and speak about it in this way whenever it's brought up.

My take is that Nick wasn't actually lobbying for censorship of his thread, because he knows that's impossible.

I think he was hoping to persuade Josh personally that the allegations weren't true. Enough that he'd stop covering it on MATI.

Like Nick mentioned during the Sean meltdown, it doesn't matter if your boss finds out about evidence against you if it's confined to your darkweb KF thread and documented by a user named ButtBlaster3000.

But when your former e-friend and site admin has seen enough credible evidence to hang you, seen enough to broadcast it to thousands of listeners every week and the thread starts leaking to non-Rekieta kiwis and YT clips channels, your image crisis has inched up another DEFCON level.
 
Late and distracted by the happenings last night. I promise I will do the LOCALS post-stream summary before diving into Elissa's clips because the few snippets I sampled have direct continuations of some of the topics discussed here from the longer stream.

This YT commenter mention yesterday that they'd been banned from Nick's Locals for criticism re: "not streaming enough and being drunk".

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu any prospects on whom it might be?

With that generic criticism, it really could've been anyone.

Source

Edit: On second thought, not trying to doxx the YT account. Was more interested in if the new refugee was someone previously criticizing Nick in one of the old scraper logs.

If Nick actually banned that person for just that I'd like to see him square that with "I only ban people who are harming my business".

The banning happened on November 19th or 20th via this post:


I never followed up on who it was, but I commented that it was weird that he banned them for essentially being annoying...

Is Rekieta a concealed carry guy then? I've only ever seen him complaining about not wanting to talk about guns. And he had that sweet gun safe turned into a studio or something. So I just assumed he wouldn't be. But I don't think I've seen any discussion one way or the other?

He LARPS being a gun person more than he does being a lawyer these days.

Only rant stood out was this. Though it may be gaslighting over nothing.
themostbannedqueenUm girl with the ponytail looks underage so maybe we should leaver her out of who we want to bang?01:26:49 CST

This is a neurotic woman who moralfags every few months in Nick's community. She got bullied out of Nick's DISCORD 2 years ago (and I think she deserved it) then complained to Nick.

Must you bring the cheese war here? I feel like it's 1940 and I just fled Europe, but some asshole starts shooting people in the town square.

The curds must establish Curdistan!

Edit to add: I would not be surprised if he has issues with the in-laws, but I don't think there's a connection necessarily there along ethnicity. Much more likely it's co-op or church issues.
If something happened, it was at a church group and they read something about Nick or his family. That probably would mean they stumbled upon either this thread or an Elissa clips comment section.

The relevant clips are on Elissa's channel. But it's hard to tell exactly whether he was actually pressed in his church group or not or whether Nick was merely feeling judged there and expressed a hypothetical story about being pressed in that environment. He has declined so suddenly and rapidly that it's hard to tell when he is expressing things that actually happened and when he is having imaginary conversations with people to try to illustrate his point.

It is definitely a local community thing.

He ranted in his LOCALS post-stream (still listening and summarising) that his church does not understand what he is going through and cannot offer good advice. A weeks or so ago he ranted that he knows people who come up and say 'we heard X about you' and he tells them it was false, but they do not believe him--the Scandinavian prudes. Given the lake of Norse that he has on his show, it has to be local people.

EDIT: Correcting link URL
 
This is a neurotic woman who moralfags every few months in Nick's community. She got bullied out of Nick's DISCORD 2 years ago (and I think she deserved it) then complained to Nick.
This woman got bullied by the same guy who bullied cynthia out of the refugee discord. She was on kf being annoying, took a break to annoy this discord, got bullied out of it, came back to kf being three times more annoying and then got thread banned before coming back later as geared chris.
 
Potentially Criminal already bullied by the A-logs into talking about Rekieta lol.
At least he's gonna make some money out of it if he's making them pay him to talk about it. Shrewd my friend.

Edit: Sean I love you and I hope you make a million dollars tonight but I would advise you to consider dying your beard differently. If that's natural... I'm sorry. That's almost as unfortunate as being prematurely gray.
 
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Watching Nick's 26 minute meltdown again. Is anybody else angered by the fact that at the very beginning Nick is again claiming that Null offered to delete or suppress things in this thread?
Is that really what he's saying? I could be hitting the pipe too hard, but I think he's only saying that Null misinterpreted Balldoman's statements. Null is a mentally debilitated sysadmin autist for thinking that Balldoman wanted some posts / his entire thread deleted, when really he was just trying to set the record straight for his dear friend Null so that there would be no confusion.

Of course, you and I know Balldoman's methods at this point. I wonder if he's even conscious of them himself, or if the alcohol has made him forget. But his real most powerful lawyerly tool is his lies by omission. Even if Balldoman is just trying to correct the record about his alleged infidelity, he's omitting the part where he claimed to Null that this thread is violating the site's rules. Because if we were violating the site's rules, obviously our posts would have to be deleted.

This is how he wants to get the thread taken down. With clean hands, and all blame on Null. THIS is why Null fucking hates him now. He could possibly accept the cuckoldry and balldo-donning, but the roundabout attempts at censoring this thread while projecting false blame, that's unforgivable.

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JOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! TAKE IT OFF THE INTERNET NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
 
Nick has spun this entire story about Null in his head. But as an avid MATI watching, the ONLY thing I've seen Josh do was go from "Pull up" to "maybe stop drinking" to "Alcohol has literally burned a hole in this mans brain". Never heard Null in any of his streams did he say anything about Nick Abusing his kids, wife or taking BBC up his poopie hole. More importantly, who here has said Nick has beaten his wife and kids? We always assumed he swung with the lads in Jamaica, but nobody here has assumed literal drunk beatings of the family. That sure came out of left field. Listening to this rant seems so bizarre, because its clear Nick Believes every word. The fact that its done while he's swilling bourbon neat with no ice just makes it even more weird.

He is literally parasocially attracted to Josh.
 
If Ethan is smart, he'll get Josh on for a surprise.
Considering he's now sucking Riley's dick, I doubt it.
Reversing the Elijah/Nick ambush back onto Nick would be the ultimate Killstream Killshot.

If May didn't take both of Ralph's balls he would make it happen. Imagine the views and superchats.
 
More importantly, who here has said Nick has beaten his wife and kids?
I've never seen it. He probably knows that most of his viewers aren't going to read the thread or visit KF so he can lie all he wants to frame the situation in a manner more favorable to his victim complex.
 
I mean yeah that's exactly what I was looking for though. Nick is already a comical figure, there's no need to debate him.

I would have liked to see him mention "Hedonism II" even in an offhand way and watch the sparks fly.
I think the best we'd get out of Sean in the situation is Sean saying "Ok, look Nick, I'm going to bed, we can talk again tomorrow." because Sean is an actual adult.
 
I've never seen it. He probably knows that most of his viewers aren't going to read the thread or visit KF so he can lie all he wants to frame the situation in a manner more favorable to his victim complex.

I have seen it a few times, but I always took it as a joke in the vein of the, 'Wrap your Rustang around a tree. I hope his kids are not in the car when he does it'. There have also been people saying that Kayla and the children might be abused emotionally and locked in a toxic relations and hoping they leave, divorce, or grow up healthy despite it



Here is the LOCALS log from the SEETHESTREAM with Sean. I have not the time to look through it until the weekend, but CRTL-F might find some laughs.
 

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I'm just tired of him twisting his complaining about his thread into an offer by Null to censor shit here and Nick valiantly rebuffing Null.
The fact that the only one talking about it is someone disgusted with Nick says it all. He can lie as much as he wants but his claims have gone nowhere.

On paper, Rekieta might be able to hoodwink Boomercons and other normies, but Josh’s credibility is much more solid with people who know what’s up — and Nick knows it. Otherwise he would have made more of an effort to sell this bullshit. He’s a laughingstock among the people he wishes would turn on Null.
 
Nick, million dollar question:
WHY DOES THE FARMS MATTER!??!????
Serious question, why does it matter? We are on a FORUM in the middle of NOWHERE why do we matter to a married man with 5 kids and a job?

if we don't matter why did you just scream about it for 10 minutes straight? Why? Get a life dude.
My guess is we both know so much about what he really is and make the info available to others
 
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No stream tonight. Intervention arc?
His wife's bull needs extra emotional support tonight so Balldo's keeping the cuck chair warm all night for them.

Sean doesn't get that big through just eating normally, he mentally manifests the american cheese directly into his stomach! Truly his power and growing size know no bounds. I bow to PPP (Lawyer skin)!
This made me think of a Meat Canyon animation where Sean is a floating fat man growing in power and size, someone tries to stop him and take him out in a sneak attack but he turns his head and explodes them from the inside out by manifesting the cheese inside of them.
 
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