Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bonified retard]

-Motor function and coordination problems

I know he's always had the claw action, but he can barely move his fingers in this video.

 

[Hennimore]

I know he loves the Ozzman but has Cobes ever given like a favorite bands or albums list?

Recently it's only been Ozzy and Cradle of Filth. Josh is about as poser as you can get in that even though he claims to love Ozzy he can't name more than three songs of his and they're always the big hits.
He used to claim all the time that he was a huge Linkin Park fan but when pressed about it all he could reference was In the End and that one time Chester was on Good Mythical Morning. Most of his musical tastes are all surface level and changed depending whatever he thinks, at the time, will give him the most street cred as a goth/metal head. Seems to me like he only really "listens" to music when he is absolutely black out drunk and wants to do vocal covers.

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I know he's always had the claw action, but he can barely move his fingers in this video.

Man what is going on with this? In that video he posted while on vacation, where he was smoking and on the lookout for Clint catching him making a video, he also had an attack like this. When the first one happened in the vacation video I thought it might have been him not having access to his usual amount of alcohol but now I'm having doubts. Makes me wonder if this is why he hasn't been streaming at much because he is constantly getting attacks like this all the time and doesn't want the trolls to see it happen live.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I doubt Cobes is successfully making any type of alcohol. All he's doing is making bog slop. If there is any modicum of alcohol in there, it's most likely because he's adding some beer.

Yeasts are remarkably effective at making alcohol. If the yeast is alive and feeding, it’s making alcohol. It’s part of its normal metabolism. Just because the liquid is contaminated by other organisms yet unknown to science doesn’t mean the yeast will magically switch its metabolism to producing something else. They’ll outcompete pretty much everything else in that bottle.

Jungle nigs in South America literally chew the starch before letting it ferment into alcohol. Booze is pretty easy to produce and hard to fuck up. That’s why every culture has managed to do it. Even blacks.

 

['Ole Dente]

I vote A-log general for Cobes like they have with DSP.

@Null can we have a general reddit a-log section for this goober? We’ve been looking through them and it’s either hilarious, gross or both. There’s a lot of them and the reddit stuff clogs up the thread.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He just has extremely violent tard rage whenever he feels shame or looks stupid, it’s a deep insecurity lots of cows have. I think I kinda remember a video of him saying he doesn’t wanna freak out anymore because music labels won’t take him seriously as a professional and women won’t date him if they think he’s a lunatic.

Cobes has a gothic bad boy image he attempts to portray himself as to us the audience. He wants to come off as a sexy, badass, guitar wielding ladies man who gives no fucks and always keeps his cool. When something pisses him off and he flips out on camera it breaks that image he thinks we are seeing of him and that pisses him/makes him very insecure. I think in his mind the sex off age alive consenting cisgender women are seeing him flipout and getting turned off.

 

[Bogliacci]

I had thought we could make a general reddit A-Log thread but damn, yeah the Cobes people are just way more insane compared to others. They deserve a thread.

 

[Slim Boglim]

@Null can we have a general reddit a-log section for this goober? We’ve been looking through them and it’s either hilarious, gross or both. There’s a lot of them and the reddit stuff clogs up the thread.

Could we do like a general community watch thread?

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I know he's always had the claw action, but he can barely move his fingers in this video.

I think cobra has Dyspraxia alongside autism. “What is dyspraxia? Dyspraxia is a neurodevelopmental disorder of movement and coordination in which messages sent from the brain to the muscles are interrupted.”
Some signs a child may have dyspraxia include:

• they are awkward or clumsy
• they have difficulty with writing, doing up their buttons or shoelaces, or running and jumping
• they have difficulty learning new skills
• they bump into other people or objects
• they become tired easily
• they avoid tasks they find difficult, such as handwriting
• they have difficulty changing their clothes
• they make a mess when eating

Also notable:
Your child may be more likely to have dyspraxia if. They were born prematurely before the 37th week of pregnancy, especially if they were born before the 32nd week of pregnancy.

Now take an autistic regard with multiple other issues that weren’t properly treated including dyspraxia, have him isolate himself smoke weed spice constantly, pickle himself with alcohol, and add in a habit of dusting his brain and you have like super dyspraxia

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Well, according to fellow gore weirdo, Plagued Moth, the Amber Alert mixtape is a compilation of clips of real children dying and suffering, it shows a 6-year old Brazilian girl convulsing on the ground, dying after being violently raped, toddlers being beaten to death and most disturbingly of all, ends with a screenshot that describes Daisy's Destruction, an infamous CSAM video.

Jesus Christ how the fuck can you be into watching this type of shit and call anyone else a sicko? This is far worse then anything Cobes has ever talked about or done.

 

[Noxe]

Can't reply to the post for some reason but we absolutly need a thread about king cobra jfs alogs on reddit. That p9st about the gore guy was a fuckin doozy

 

[Bogliacci]

Can't reply to the post for some reason but we absolutly need a thread about king cobra jfs alogs on reddit. That p9st about the gore guy was a fuckin doozy

One day you niggers will realize this

 

[CluntSlonders]

GothickKingOprah had his entire account banned from reddit for making disgusting jokes about kids getting f'd. Every mod on that sub is a sicko.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Could we do like a general community watch thread?

I think cobra has Dyspraxia alongside autism. “What is dyspraxia? Dyspraxia is a neurodevelopmental disorder of movement and coordination in which messages sent from the brain to the muscles are interrupted.”
Some signs a child may have dyspraxia include:

• they are awkward or clumsy
• they have difficulty with writing, doing up their buttons or shoelaces, or running and jumping
• they have difficulty learning new skills
• they bump into other people or objects
• they become tired easily
• they avoid tasks they find difficult, such as handwriting
• they have difficulty changing their clothes
• they make a mess when eating

Also notable:
Your child may be more likely to have dyspraxia if. They were born prematurely before the 37th week of pregnancy, especially if they were born before the 32nd week of pregnancy.

Now take an autistic regard with multiple other issues that weren’t properly treated including dyspraxia, have him isolate himself smoke weed spice constantly, pickle himself with alcohol, and add in a habit of dusting his brain and you have like super dyspraxia

he grasps things like a toddler/ape does and has basically 0 dexterity when manipulating things. definitely physically retarded

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

he grasps things like a toddler/ape does and has basically 0 dexterity when manipulating things. definitely physically retarded
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Reminds me of Janoy's claw grip

 

[Slim Boglim]

GothickKingOprah had his entire account banned from reddit for making disgusting jokes about kids getting f'd. Every mod on that sub is a sicko.

God forbid somebody make jokes on the internet. At least he wasn’t like the Redditers he moderated seeking literal child snuff content. The entirety of r/kingcobrajfs and r/the_boglim are like a sicko arms race

 

[whogoesthere]

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I know he's always had the claw action, but he can barely move his fingers in this video.

Wonder if he is able to hear his Bogden well enough, I mean those heating bills do not provide him with any kind of alcohol content.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Jesus Christ how the fuck can you be into watching this type of shit and call anyone else a sicko? This is far worse then anything Cobes has ever talked about or done.

Josh has a supernatural fear of the law, even if inclined towards these things he would never even look let alone indulge, but for this guy I'd say it has to do with alot of that cheap diversion mentality of "If I mock and openly ridicule someone who people think does it, it'll divert the attention from me".

Which in this and every case is retarded, because it shows a complete lack of self-control, laziness and overblown ego - can't even make a burner to post or just remain anon.

That in mind, how much do you think Snape has influenced M'lord on his gothic journey?

 

[RollingRock2]

The copper slitheryn microphone cup is what gave Cobes his wicked singing voice

 

[Ponzo]

What a disgusting piece of shit. I'm no saint myself, I like to laugh at retards online but I draw the line at children and animals getting neglected, or worse.
I've read most of PlaguedMoth's thread and am aware of gore (used to see gore on 4chan way back in the day), so I know what type of person Traditional-Ad-851 is, and that's a sociopathic timebomb waiting to go off on women and/or children.

JFC I've barely spent any time online today and I'm already at my limit for getting MATI.

im also shocked how many of cobes biggest haydurs are 40+ year old men

I know he loves the Ozzman but has Cobes ever given like a favorite bands or albums list?

He has a cradle of filth tattoo and his next biggest obsession after ozzy is Dani Filth

 

['Ole Dente]

Your child may be more likely to have dyspraxia if. They were born prematurely before the 37th week of pregnancy, especially if they were born before the 32nd week of pregnancy.

Wasnt this guy born with premature lungs?

 

[PetiteFeet]

im also shocked how many of cobes biggest haydurs are 40+ year old men

y'know, I'm not. If you take literally any of the Deathfats, you'll see a gaggle of women who are nearly equally repulsive to the respective cows that they follow.
The same can be said for Chris a-logs, except they're a bunch of ween zoomers or formerly guard-dog type Chris watchers who soured on him entirely after the Motherfucker saga (not that I blame them).

People love to project their own flaws and insecurities onto others and to point fingers, because it's always easier to reflect their own issues when someone else is clearly "much worse" than they are.

Wasnt this guy born with premature lungs?

Yes he was, so most likely a preemie around the 37th week if not earlier. I just checked the Bitesize docu, doesn't mention exactly how premature he was born.
Also recent theories around premature babies is there's a greater risk of them having some kind of syndrome, so ADHD or autism is more likely if you're a preemie.