Careercow JoeysWorldTour - Annoyingly fun to watch fast food reviewer

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YankeeTrader said:
It's definitely helping me avoid fast food, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.
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Anytime I eat out now, I'm calorie and sodium counting thanks to this fucker, and also eating much more at home now and maintaining my weight. Joey is an accidental PSA for motivating people to eat healthier and exercise more.
 
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Bassomatic said:
He didn't take off labor day to gorge himself on fast food (to be fair many of us did on that day)

He lists a TRIPLE cheese burger and a soda and another sandwich as a light meal. Holy christ.
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Yeah I got to the part where he recommends people buying a whole Fish Fillet IN ADDITION to that burger he just ate and it gives us a good clue as to why he's such a fat, annoying fuck now. The portion sizes are absolutely atrocious and way too big. I'd have to imagine he ate more than 2/3 calories for the whole entire day just from that meal alone, possibly more if he went out and went to some other fast food chains and ordered more food. Yikes.
 
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So I used micky'Ds website to build this meal. I gave him the benefit of the doubt picked the healthier option of the fist sandwich, and a medium soda.
Macro's as follows:
1120Calories
47gTotal Fat72%
49gProtein
133gTotal Carbs44%

It's worse with nuggets or a second triple cheese burger and I don't think I've ever seen him with a medium or smaller soda. Also noted being kind of lazy and I'm sure to hide the number, it doesn't show the salt levels. I'm sure the sodium intake is beyond absurd, like Ramen noodles look like candy next to this.
 
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JustSomeFella said:
That time he did it with Daym Drops and Daym was visibly cringing to death...
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Oh god that was kinda hard to watch. Daym just wants some of that new Joey money that's rapidly coming in.

Joey now has around 162,000 subscribers.
 
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meatslab said:
Oh god that was kinda hard to watch. Daym just wants some of that new Joey money that's rapidly coming in.

Joey now has around 162,000 subscribers.
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Isn't Daym partially responsible for Joey? Like I think he was on his food reviewer buddies team. I wonder why he stopped?
 
Morimba said:
Isn't Daym partially responsible for Joey? Like I think he was on his food reviewer buddies team. I wonder why he stopped?
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Joey got the idea to review food in his car from daym and then called him up and asked if he can steal dayms idea. Daym said yeah.
The rest is history. Greasy greasy history.
 
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In today's update we see Joey being professional.

 
After a brief lapse of sanity Joey sinks back into the food shoveling hog we know and love :
He reads the nutrional info of JUST the chicken sandwich, not listning the rest of the meal.
I personally like him eating HALF the sandwich in one bite, it does last 3 bites total. What's interesting to me is when his addiction is taking over his brain is so removed, he's shocked the pickle works on this sandwich. Now I won't cooking sperg too much, but acid cuts spice, and fat as well as other things. It's a no brainer, as a pro chef Joey has to know this... but he's so caught up in gorging it's past him.

The thought alone of this product deeply disturbs me. Again in the lust of battle he is confused by breading. He points out there is no cheetos flavor in the cheetos product, and feels a bit let down yet still rates it a 5. Mid grade, because the box is cool. It's almost like he's scared to insult his fried master.
 
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