The Completionist Is a Scammer, Apparently

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I’ve decided to challenge myself and figure out how Jirard can explain any of this. I’m completely stumped.
<sigh> "Guys, we need to talk. I didn't want to say it before due to personal reasons but I'm forced to now. It turns out I have dementia. Since Open Hand was created to help people suffering from this illness, it's only fair that the main, and only, recipient of that money is myself. Here's a song I wrote to better explain it." (whips out ukulele)
 
So is it Karl or Muta that's following this thread?
I'd like to think it's Jobst. He gets sleighted by Null, but since Internet fights is what he does now, he has to admire Null's house of autism.
Karl. No contest. Maybe Muta as well, but the first has an account I'm sure.
He likes the edgy humor, to the point there was some minor drama about it, and keeps some contact with doubleplusnogood people like RWhiteGoose
 
I wonder if Karl Jobst or either of the two content farming faggots that are Mutahar and Crit1kal would steal any of the digging the dedicated kiwis of this thread had done in a second video to try to further prove the point about Jirard's charity theft while calling it their own research.
That's investigation 101 in a nutshell. You research what others have discovered among your own research and consolidate it into a report. And I rather Kiwi not get the ire of the Completionist Caliphate's lawyers, because Karl himself lands himself into his fairshare of lawsuits from nutcases like Billy Mitchell. Plus, he does the deed of spreading this out to the wider public, something obviously Kiwi can't do without being immediately dismissed and slandered as "dark web trolling harassment from e-terrorist"

Projared has senior citizen picket fence veneers, a Soylent frame and his hair loss treatment has kept his hairline but what's been kept is wispy and you can see his skull when the sun shines through it. He's going to have a hard time appealing to women.
I honestly enjoy some of his content, especially his Now in the 90's weekly videos which I think fills a specific niche. Though, I have no clue why Jared is wanting to die on this hill by defending Girard. I get there's two specifics reasons; him being a victim of being wrongfully accused and trying to regain the graces of the gaming influencer community on youtube which ousted him afterwards, but the best thing to do as a content creator is to shut the fuck up and stay indifferent over this. Which sadly is out of style since social media has encouraged this behavior for the past 15 years.
 
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i never expected him to end up on this podcast with dick masterson
isnt karl one of those woke types.
Maybe he puts on the appearance, but I figure based on people telling me he used to like nigger jokes and the fact he had a go at being a pick up artist youtuber he's probably not very woke at all.
 
isnt karl one of those woke types.
idk what would make you think that considering he's had close shaves with being canceled himself. a big part of that is he didn't throw goose under the bus for saying mean things. maybe I am not up to date on latest karl lore.
How much of this episode will be Dick and Vito trying to badger Karl into saying Eric July also scammed a charity?
100% why they asked him on. dick and vito are fucking retards and their crusade against july is retarded too. karl does himself no favors here.
 
idk what would make you think that considering he's had close shaves with being canceled himself. a big part of that is he didn't throw goose under the bus for saying mean things. maybe I am not up to date on latest karl lore.
WTF you mean? He completely threw Goose under the bus once the discord leaks hit. He's a backstabber and a cunt who sold out his friend the moment the trannies threatened to cancel him out of the spedrunning community over his friendship with Goose.

That said, Goose bent his ass over to the tranny mob years ago as well, so don't feel too much sympathy.

Maybe he puts on the appearance, but I figure based on people telling me he used to like nigger jokes and the fact he had a go at being a pick up artist youtuber he's probably not very woke at all.
His wokeness is performative given the community he's involved with, but again, how much better is a backstabber over a woketard?
 
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The new Muta video is out
My jaw is on the floor at this point. They uncovered something huge.
I was shocked before but now it's just clear as day this asshole and his family pocketed everything. Repugnant fucking scum.

The tax documents make no sense.
With all the celebrity grants, the golf tournaments, the twitch money, the merch money, the re-streams, fundraisers
Sponsors from Coca Cola, Pepsi, Monster, Actual Banks, Golf brands, investors...

They probably pocketed over a million dollars if not more. Insane.
Fuck him and his whole family. You don't fuck with sick people.

Is Anonymous still a thing. Just get him lol

*Quick Edit but I was not aware of the other thread about it with basically the information Muta dumped. Was all new to me. Y'all did amazing work dayum.
 
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Don't got time for an hour video... Can you TL;DR it for me?
Muta breaks down the Indieland money, the Jamie Lee Curtis money, and the golf money. They were underreporting the funds received in there tax documents. They did not even touch the bits, merch, and other twitch income. So it’s likely the total amount is closer to over a million than half a million and no one knows where a large chunk of the money is.

Using quick retard math, including the 150k of admin fees Jirard took out, it’s likely 500k is unaccounted for
 
The only situation I can figure that makes any sense about this whole mess is that Jirard is a patsy and his father / family are responsible. His dad clearly has connections to host a golf tournament in the first place (Has anyone looked into his dad?), much less get all those big sponsors for it. Based on the interview Jirard did with Muta he's either a shitfaced liar or is a victim of the fraud himself. if you take his word for it, he says something along the lines of "I was told it was being donated / we were working to find the right partner".

The charitable (and very sad) assumption is that his father is a criminal money launderer and moves funds for his rich friends through his dumbass golf charity event. He skims off the top and eventually realizes his son is a good natured soy pushover who happens to have the ear of a few million people and has famous friends. He talks him into getting involved in fundraising for Open Hand (or Jirard approaches him during the wave of Youtuber fundraising/charity drive fads) and obfuscates and manipulates Jirard if he asks too many questions about the charity and the money. If Jirard thought he could trust his family to handle the funds I could easily see him not keeping up with the money or assuming someone else was taking care of it.

I think that it's possible when confronted by Muta Jirard was genuinely horrified and only did the interview because he panicked before the family lawyers could get to him. What I want to know is who tipped them off. Maybe it was someone from Jirard 's inner circle, who had a brain and had interacted with his family and smelled bullshit in the air. I just don't see Jirard intentionally doing something like this, and the interview makes no sense - if your a criminal intentionally committing charity fraud you would be smart enough to not speak to anyone about it if caught.
 
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If Jirard thought he could trust his family to handle the funds I could easily see him not keeping up with the money or assuming someone else was taking care of it.
He still lied about many things, even after finding the money wasn't donated or whatever.

He deserves to be punished for the "family business" as well, none the less. To what extent, meh, who knows when something will actually resolve.
 
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