Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

When Maddox says people are "stalking him", does that refer to Null commenting on that apartment with Dragon Quest Slime bedsheets he had on Zillow?
Maybe at some point in the video, but 15 minutes in it's entirely about Masterson.

Although gee, I wonder why the video is so long, because he's playing compilations of Glenn Beck clips from over a fucking decade ago when he was on fox news? Holy fucking shit now he's playing clips from the movie Single White Female from 1992. I'm done. I cannot watch this shit, no one has time for this crap.
 
He's saying he's owed half because it was money earned for the podcast which he never received half of or compensation for. I don't see the flaw in the logic.
I hate Dick and Maddox equally, but where's the proof? I can claim I own half of the Kiwi Farms, but without evidence it's just heresay. You trust the guy who pretended he was a woman journalist to get Asterios fired from his job?
 
He's saying he's owed half because it was money earned for the podcast which he never received half of or compensation for. I don't see the flaw in the logic.
Thanks for the added Context, my analogy is flawed, I need to catch up on my Dax - Maddox Lore, or eat a bullet, both seem as appealing tbh.
 
Things we hate about modern YouTube: Lengthy Drama

There might be 31-year-old viewers who have jobs, families, and shit to do. Your precious drama isn't that important to them. Get over yourself. If they can't have a meaningful viewing experience in 10 minutes, they're just going to turn the video off and do something else.
😏😏I see you.
 
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I still think the Lolsuit was an incredibly retarded move but I will give Maddox credit, he waited till Dick and Co. turned into humongous retards to strike back. He has a lot of ammunition to hurl at them. It’s hard for me to defend either side now really.

Read this shit. Maddox is bringing up stuff from fucking 2015 and 2016 and acting like it's topical stuff. Dick might be a retard, but Maddox is trying to strike the iron when it's frozen in a block of ice. No one outside of current/past fans of Dick are going to give a single fuck about this.
 
maddox is accusing Dick of withholding all Bitcoin payments received for their show in 2015 which may be over $50k now.
So why did he bury that accusation in a bunch of seething absolutely nobody cares about? Anyone sane would have put the "he stole $50K from me" part right up front.

Dude is a faggot retard.
 
Also the random Dax quotes are a nice touch:
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I wonder where he got the idea? 🤔
 
What is it with these washed up cows making multi-hour long videos recently?
Maddox, in the late 90s you whined about how the Titanic was a genocide of man-hours over a shitty generic love story, yet you go and make this near 3-hour long drivel bitching about your gay ex-lover and expect people to sit through the entire thing like your name's James Cameron? You've made the anti-Titanic; Kill yourself.
 
on one hand i hate that tiktok brained retards can't pay attention for longer than 3 minutes. on the other hand, who is this nearly 3 hour long video for? certainly not grown adults who have jobs, families, and bills to pay.

i just don't understand how this format got so fucking popular. the kids are too fried to sit and watch something this long, and the adults are too busy to invest a good portion of their limited waking, non working hours hearing some washed up niche internet microcelebrity whine.
im assuming most people treat it like a podcast and put it on as background noise rather than sit and watch it
 
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