Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Piggle Rick]

She did not. The case is still pending. She won on the district level, but it was reversed by Texas Supreme Court

I think @bile demon was making a joke, the picture was of Patrick’s mother

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I think @bile demon was making a joke, the picture was of Patrick’s mother

I was later informed of that, yeah.

 

[Tablet County]

This made me smile. The joke here is that Batman's origin story has been told over and over again. Pat completely misunderstands this and throws in an incoherent attempt at humor. I thought he was supposed to be a geek?

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That's some Chris-Chan level humor right there.
But during the stone age...

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Pat....do you want to join us here on the Farms? What the hell?

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archived because he's snapped:

https://archive.ph/wip/2HAZR
https://archive.ph/wip/2eCEM

He really does make enemies out of everyone he meets, doesn't he? Here's hoping he finally harvests the storm he's been sowing for the past few years.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'm sorry but both Patrick and this Amby person deserve to get lined up against a wall.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

He really does make enemies out of everyone he meets, doesn't he? Here's hoping he finally harvests the storm he's been sowing for the past few years.

While I agree his life could be much worse given his behavior, I'd definitely say he's been harvesting gusts of wind strong enough to obliterate Ralf's entire corn plantation.


Any farmer would have given up after realizing the mistake of spending years poisoning and destroying the land that gives him his sustenance, and walked away.

Not Pat. His answer to the crop of storms he's been harvesting? Just add .

It solves everything.

 

[Creative Username]

harvesting gusts of wind

You've got it mixed up. Pat (fat) doesn't harvest gusts of wind, his wife does.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Pat wasn't even mentioned in this tweet to Fat Jackie but still handed out an "enjoy prison". I thought he was just responding to notifications on his phone, but it turns out he's lurking and watching everything the brothermen post. Almost like he's stalking them.

Lynne has TOLD YOU, Patrick child. You WILL write your gay little Tiny Tim book. You WILL contribue to Stinky Niki's household. You WILL stop obsessively drunk-tweeting. This is not a conversation, child. This is an order.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

This is an order.

Not by any debitors court ruling child, enjoy solvency stalker

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

In a move that will shock you, other authors seem to have a less than stellar opinion of Pat. I'm sure if the Pests tag Leslie she'd have a thing or two to add:






- "Looks like Joe Baker in need of anti-inflammatories"
- "Happy Holidays and Enjoy Prison, everyone!" -Tiny Tim, a Christmas Carol
- "He makes an impression, doesn't he?"

Man, those hurt more than a punch to the 6th chin.

It's been said many times, but if the opinions my peers have of me can only be conveyed through mockery and disdain... it'd (fatly) disappear of the face of the Earth, never to be heard of again.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

In a move that will shock you, other authors seem to have a less than stellar opinion of Pat.

I wonder if @Boston Brand is giddy at this...

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Hey you guys remember the time Pat tried to suck up to Christopher David, a ultra lefty progressive in August 2022, but got his greatest public beating ever, instead?

In 2023 we got Leslie, but 2022 was no slouch! Nothing new here, but I remembered it today and it was so funny I'm randomly reposting it for those who were not around the first time. After all, it's been 1.5 years now... man, time flies when you're having fun, right?

Spoiler: The most satisfactory Twitter interaction of 2022

Edit: Ah what the heck: since we're already going down memory lane today, let me repost one of Pat's most insane highlights from the past.

Spoiler: Patrick vs. The Shah of Iran!

Context: The Funsters decided to review bomb Pat's "Book In The Black" on Goodreads. Patrick, of course, decided the best way to deal with it was to respond to each and every single review. But among those, there's one that stands out: Pat and the reviewer Shah of Iran had a back and forth that went on for months.

Spoiler: Pages 1 through 10

Spoiler: Pages 11 through 20

Spoiler: Pages 21 through 30

Spoiler: The End

That's why he's the king.
Have a great Sunday everyone!

Unrelated note:

Spoiler: Can a humble kiwibro get some help from the more hardcore Patposters?

Hey guys, could you give a kiwibro a hand? I'll have some free time before the holidays, and I thought it'd be fun to create a post with all the highlights of 2023. Unfortunately, as some of you know I lost my Patfolder, so 99% of everything I had (tweets, funny pranks, all the NPS, ie, pretty much everything that was found from 2005 on) is gone.

So if anyone could help me with these so I can start rebuilding it, I'd appreciate big time. Even if you don't have anything like that, suggestions and all kinds of help are more than welcomed! So if you'd like to help, please DM me. Thanks everyone!

Ps: although the idea is a post with the funniest stuff from 2023, I'll gladly accept everything from way before. Long term, the idea is to create an archive of every awkward Pat moment known.

 

[internet friend]

[gay slap fight]

With the excessive "kiddo"s, blind leftism and internet tough guy shtick, are we sure that this isn't Patrick's twin separated by birth?

 

[Creative Username]

We do need some more consolidated Fatrick lore. I would love to browse through the massive texTs of the Patrick S. Wikilinson (patent pending).

With the excessive "kiddo"s, blind leftism and internet tough guy shtick, are we sure that this isn't Patrick's twin separated by birth?

There are a bunch of people like Pat, but Pat (fat) is the best known specimen of his kind.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Hey you guys remember the time Pat tried to suck up to Christopher David, a ultra lefty progressive in August 2022, but got his greatest public beating ever, instead?

That was brutal. Tough guy conservative Pat turned into a simpering submissive wimp in the face of a progressive lefty. They are both gay retards but it's clear that guy would fuck Pat's wife while he made Pat watch and Pat would say, "Thank you, sir".

 

[Maude Snew]

Pat is a white man.

Not by any medical standard, stalker.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Not by any medical standard, stalker.

Considering how many black children he eats, his white man status is definitely in question

 

[LGHDR+]

Considering how many black children he eats, his white man status is definitely in question

You are what you eat:

 

[WelperHelper99]

You are what you eat:

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I swear these pictures get better by the day lol. Pat as a black man is hilarious to me. He would have that Fat Albert vibe ratcheted up with rage about stalkers on Twitter.com

 

[Broadside]

Pat....do you want to join us here on the Farms? What the hell?

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archived because he's snapped:

https://archive.ph/wip/2HAZR
https://archive.ph/wip/2eCEM

Yes Pat, these people are deranged idiots who think pronouns are titles of nobility you better address them by or else. I love how Pat has just as much stress dealing with his ""allies"" than the evil alt right aTalkers. It's like his 90IQ brain struggles to constantly balance the books and remember , yes 2+2=5 if the Party says so.