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I'm not familiar with Virginia or that county but that is how it works other places.
He had a whole room full of junk. Pretty sure that wasn't all on him when they booked him. I assume they seized it as evidence at some point.
Yeah, Chris could have been there for anything and someone is just saying he's there retrieving his shit.
It was pretty obviously taken from the cop side of the window. I'd assume whoever took the picture had some idea why he was there.
 
Reminder that this image is the outfit Chris wanted to wear to Everfree Northwest, and he said he found someone to make parts of the costume. Could he still be workin' on it?
Please tell me Evergreen Northwest is an adult's only convention? Any child seeing Chris dressed like that would be scarred for life. Now that I think about it an adult would be traumatized as well.
 
Trick, seeing as you're so enamored of the idea, maybe we can use you as a Barb stand-in, get all up in dose guts, huh? Hope you like muh 20 inch black dick, pervert.
Not for me don't have the legs for it, but you seem the perfect fit to be mounted by Chris, and hear him scream Julie.
Really why do you want black dick in you?
 
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It never ceases to amaze me that this man can go anywhere and have paparazzi
I mean… LOOK AT HIM!!!
That freak was first discovered by being a freak, back in the '00s.

Also it seems that "Honor Roll" got the idiotic idea that taking photos of someone and posting them online causes the photographed to be trolled, because photos of him were posted online and he got trolled. In other words, he thinks internet trolls are like mindless piranha, going after anyone they see, and it explains why he used to post photos of people who supposedly wronged him.
 
12/16/2023 Sighting

Originally posted on Reddit here (a)
(post in Chris Updates thread)

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Not for me don't have the legs for it, but you seem the perfect fit to be mounted by Chris, and hear him scream Julie.
Really why do you want black dick in you?
Foolish Edomite, I am da black dick.
If only Chris had an encounter with a well endowed black gentleman in jail. Maybe that would finally make Chris see that he has to improve himself.
 
Somehow I had a feeling I'd see you in response to a Mutt's law moment.
I'm surprised Chris didn't get the giddy Mutt's law rape posting that Baked Alaska got when he was sent to jail, different type of lolcow I guess. Has Chris abandoned his earlier nascent racism? I'd imagine him being easy prey to black bucks but his hygiene might be a barrier.
 
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I'm surprised Chris didn't get the giddy Mutt's law rape posting that Baked Alaska got when he was sent to jail, different type of lolcow I guess. Has Chris abandoned his earlier nascent racism? I'd imagine him being easy prey to black bucks but his hygiene might be a barrier.
Let's be fair Chris would be the prison yard bike, but it be unlikely that many would get a tattoo to celebrate riding the retard.
 
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I'm surprised Chris didn't get the giddy Mutt's law rape posting that Baked Alaska got when he was sent to jail, different type of lolcow I guess. Has Chris abandoned his earlier nascent racism? I'd imagine him being easy prey to black bucks but his hygiene might be a barrier.
Honestly I am surprised too and no idea, but I don't think even the most Bubba Bubba out there would wanna butt fuck Chris.
 
I'm surprised Chris didn't get the giddy Mutt's law rape posting that Baked Alaska got when he was sent to jail, different type of lolcow I guess. Has Chris abandoned his earlier nascent racism? I'd imagine him being easy prey to black bucks but his hygiene might be a barrier.
Most people in the Chris threads burned out on muttposting years ago and it usually gets mocked.
 
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