Bible Fandom - Zoomers rediscover western canon

[Caesare]

If you think some zoomers drawing biblically accurate Jesus fanart is worse than Jill Rodrigues or JimBoob Duggar, you need to seriously reexamine your priorities.

No, that's all in your head. You know, mental illness and all. What I said is, all of the above are autistic and that they are all your comrades.

 

[FatalTater]

Art has been made from Bible stories since the beginning.
Can't wait until tumblr jumps on this bandwagon. The potential for hilarity is certainly there.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

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[AgendaPoster]

He was middle-eastern. Sorry to burst your Aryan wignat Jesus headcanon.

Muhammad is often described as being pale skinned and with red hair, by the way.

 

[The Tall Man]

Zoomers rediscover western canon​

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Muhammad is often described as being pale skinned and with red hair, by the way.

I was going to post this because saying middle eastern as if it's one monolithic racial entity especially during biblical times or even now is incredibly stupid.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I was going to post this because saying middle eastern as if it's one monolithic racial entity especially during biblical times or even now is incredibly stupid.

There are plenty of pics even of Afghans with blue eyes and light hair. Sure they still have their tribal facial characteristics, but yeah. Genetics.
Syria which I had the pleasure to visit is also super diverse and you can find a lot of weird "European" looking people together with Arab and Turkic phenotypes.
And then there are the famous speculations about pharaohs, which yet again don't seem to fit at all in the "African" identity.
However, Raptor is a progressive, so it's of paramount importance for her to make sure Christian right wingers understand they are worshipping a brown Jew, so they feel humiliated and impotent.

 

[Unsane]

I only like the idea of Jesus because it winds the muzzies up.

 

[Beautiful Border]

He was middle-eastern. Sorry to burst your Aryan wignat Jesus headcanon.

When you're a fundie Christian but also into BDSM

You can be middle-eastern and also quite light-skinned, especially in the Mediterranean parts like Palestine. A lot of these "accurate" depictions of Jesus make him look Pakistani or Bangladeshi.

 

[King Metalia]

Can’t wait to see Bible Fandom argue over what’s canon

I know I can't wait for the mass triggering this fandom will instigate among neckbeard fedora atheists.

 

[Android raptor]

No, that's all in your head. You know, mental illness and all. What I said is, all of the above are autistic and that they are all your comrades.

Afaik JimBoob Duggar and JillRod aren't autistic (NPD as fuck though).

Tbh most of the replies ITT are more cow-ish than the zoomer Jesus fanart.

You can be middle-eastern and also quite light-skinned, especially in the Mediterranean parts like Palestine

And those people still aren't considered white, at least not in dumb burgerland race wank

 

[56 others]

They always obsess over Jesus and the New Testament.

I guess David killing a man above his weight category, sending a man to the front lines hoping he'd die so he could bang his wife or harvesting the foreskins of his enemies wasn't exciting enough to illustrate.

book of judges deserves a miniseries

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I think all and all, this kind of strikes me as being like that Patty/Peter Locke character:

Most of them seem to be autists who genuinely want to do good, who are genuinely wholesome people. Certainly lolcow traits mixed in, but very little, if any, of the degeneracy, histrionics, or outright malice that accompany most other cows.

 

[Android raptor]

Certainly lolcow traits mixed in, but very little, if any, of the degeneracy, histrionics, or outright malice that accompany most other cows.

Including and especially within Christianity.

 

[Tablet County]

Normally I roll my eyes when christcucks look at a social phenomenon and see it as a substitute for going to church, but this is really pushing it.

Bible fanfic has been around for millennia

As can be attested by the Bible Fandom's very own My Immortal, The Divine Comedy, and the Fandom's very own Chris-Chan, Joseph Smith (dum-dum-dum-dum-dum).

 

[AgendaPoster]

Raptor really hates Christianity.
Understandable, pretty boring religion.
You guys think she'll do fine as a 4th wife to some Muslim fundie?
Or as a sati sacrifice in India.
I think she'd enjoy a lot of this multiculturalism stuff.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Normally I roll my eyes when christcucks look at a social phenomenon and see it as a substitute for going to church, but this is really pushing it.

Makes a person think maybe the iconoclasts were on to something.

 

[Tablet County]

I know I can't wait for the mass triggering this fandom will instigate among neckbeard fedora atheists.

Honestly I think fedora tippers would find it hilarious and further proof of the absurdity of religion. Unless they're the super retarded "fuck you dad" variety and any reference to Christianity causes them to have an athsma attack.

Raptor really hates Christianity.
Understandable, pretty boring religion.
You guys think she'll do fine as a 4th wife to some Muslim fundie?
Or as a sati sacrifice in India.
I think she'd enjoy a lot of this multiculturalism stuff.

What she needs is to take her meds let go of her earthly suffering and walk the path of bodhi.

 

[Butwhythough2]

It's definitely interesting, but I'd posit that what Gen x'ers and Millinials (my generation) have done is more dangerous to the faith than what the zoomers do

Spoiler

. The Pope (he's old but I think young progressives are influencing him) now say priests can bless gay marriages, some Lutheran tranny pastor claimed "Jesus was trans", along with progressive ideology infiltrating theology. I never thought I'd hear from some "Christians" that you don't even need Jesus to be saved. And few Christians call them out. American Christianity is too comfortable and complacent, in other parts of the world where Christians are persecuted, they will stand up for their beliefs.[/ISPOILER] With the long rant aside. As for the thread I think the OP did a good job piqueing my interest and I want to see where this leads.

 

[Android raptor]

It's definitely interesting, but I'd posit that what Gen x'ers and Millinials (my generation) have done is more dangerous to the faith than what the zoomers do

Spoiler

. The Pope (he's old but I think young progressives are influencing him) now say priests can bless gay marriages, some Lutheran tranny pastor claimed "Jesus was trans", along with progressive ideology infiltrating theology. I never thought I'd hear from some "Christians" that you don't even need Jesus to be saved. And few Christians call them out. American Christianity is too comfortable and complacent, in other parts of the world where Christians are persecuted, they will stand up for their beliefs.[/ISPOILER] With the long rant aside. As for the thread I think the OP did a good job piqueing my interest and I want to see where this leads.

Pretty sure the fundies engaging in child marriage and protecting pedo priests and other actually horrific shit is way more dangerous to the faith than the Pope blessing gay people.