More post-jail sightings megathread

[King Kiwi]

There is a (not particularly common, but would make sense with her approximate age) name "Aisling", which properly would be pronounced "ASH-lin", but seeing as Chris is a retard I could easily see him pronouncing it as "ASH-ling", "AY-ling", "AL-ing", etc.

For my part, I think it's most likely him simply sperging Ally/Allie/Ellie. I also hear "Ellen", but that would be extremely unlikely considering her age.

MJ, I'm going with either Aileen (ailin) OR Aylin (Aye-lyn).

That may be where the "Alling"! Comes from.

I lock in my answer: her name is Aylin.

 

[Honey Pie]

This individual follows Chris on Duolingo and their avatar looks a bit like her. Her username is also Finnaeel which could lend credibility to the Finnish theory?

This person only started following Chris after his Duolingo was leaked on Reddit.

 

[ummiball]

This person only started following Chris after his Duolingo was leaked on Reddit.

Did not know that. Like I said, it was a long shot

 

[vomitusdeux]

It has to be some kind of uncommon name. "Ing" is such a weird way to end a name but that's what I'm hearing and the parents got creative with her name.

Did anyone consider that hes calling her by an online handle?

 

[Fapcop]

Do we have a pic of her?

Sorry, lazybones here.

 

[Rupin]

Do we have a pic of her?

Sorry, lazybones here.

we do but, nothing that gives us a good look at her face.

 

[themarchivist2]

Do we have a pic of her?

Sorry, lazybones here.

we do but, nothing that gives us a good look at her face.

I'd say that's incorrect, we have both a head-on photo and a side profile photo in decent quality at this point:

They aren't good enough for facial recognition sites as-is, but putting these into the Metahuman Creator or some shit like that to generate a model of her head might give us something slightly better to work off of. Or if we have any good sketch artists here, getting some high-quality sketches out of these could also be insanely helpful.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

>named "Helen"
>has nappy gypsy hair
>has asiatic turkoid features
>short
>fat

She's greek μαλακα

 

[LGHDR+]

I'd say that's incorrect, we have both a head-on photo and a side profile photo in decent quality at this point:
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They aren't good enough for facial recognition sites as-is, but putting these into the Metahuman Creator or some shit like that to generate a model of her head might give us something slightly better to work off of. Or if we have any good sketch artists here, getting some high-quality sketches out of these could also be insanely helpful.

I am disturbed.

 

[Fapcop]

I'd say that's incorrect, we have both a head-on photo and a side profile photo in decent quality at this point:
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They aren't good enough for facial recognition sites as-is, but putting these into the Metahuman Creator or some shit like that to generate a model of her head might give us something slightly better to work off of. Or if we have any good sketch artists here, getting some high-quality sketches out of these could also be insanely helpful.

That’s some rando kid, no?!

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

most of the guys obsessing over Chris are the annoying zoomers who found out about him through one of those faggy drama channels on youtube. Chris lore is definitely getting much more interesting to follow currently though, just wish the newfags would fuck off lol

The only interesting facet of Chris is Flutter, because why is she with him, we know nothing about her, etc...

Everything else is sad unrelatable mental illness with Chris, as has been for a decade now.

 

[Um...]

I'd say that's incorrect, we have both a head-on photo and a side profile photo in decent quality at this point:
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Does Caden have a sister?

Because these two look like twins to me.

 

[King Kiwi]

Does Caden have a sister?
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Because these two look like twins to me.

Plot twist: it's Caden with a wig on.

We don't even know her name. She could be a bastard half-sibling or a cousin of some concerning sort. Flutter looks like a cabbage patch doll but that could be down to a melting pot of genetic nonsense in the Virginian fuckwood.

 

[LGHDR+]

It's so familiar, where have I seen this...

Oh yeah, that's right.

 

[SiberianTiger]

With regard to Flutter, there's at least one person (in the screenshot below) who has a lot more information but for some reason hasn't (to my knowledge) posted it yet.

 

[Skitarii]

@Blue Miaplacidus

 

[SiberianTiger]

@Blue Miaplacidus

Why do you think that Blue Miaplacidus was lying?

 

[Holden Cox]

Why do you think that Blue Miaplacidus was lying?

If anyone wants to perform the Herculean labour of trawling through Chris’ twitter/reddit interactions, the truth is out there…

 

[King Kiwi]

With regard to Flutter, there's at least one person (in the screenshot below) who has a lot more information but for some reason hasn't (to my knowledge) posted it yet.View attachment 5593423

People can sound convincing, this is true

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Why do you think that Blue Miaplacidus was lying?

It's not a lie, someone who used the name fluttershy used to interact with chris on twitter a lot. I noticed the name and their weird comments when looking into Helena years ago, I didn't know I needed to archive this person at the time and she has either DFE'd or changed her name and I couldn't find her on a cursory glance. I don't have the time to dig through all of twitter to find her, but a fluttershy was definitely active on his twitter and Helena's twitter for a while.