🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[KPO12-43 Again]

After sparring with Jimmy, Cole went up to B2 and found all of his clothes cut up. He started ranting and mentioning Nina from S1. Sam went in and told him to stop before letting himself out.

Here's the clip of Sam smashing the door with sound (stolen from twitter).

Also, Tay is currently smashing Jet's Xbox with some wood lol

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

They're taklng turns destroying the Xbox now.

 

[DapperShark]

There's an "it's so over" vibe right now, but we all felt that way for half of season one and several times already this season, and both have bounced back every time. "We're so fucking back" is coming soon. Maybe I'm too positive because I don't watch much TV so my standards are low, but even with Cole gone, I trust things will get good again. Not sure if this makes sense, but for me, constantly thinking the show is ruined and falling apart makes it even more entertaining when things are going right.

They turned it around last time but that's because Letty pretty much saved their asses, none of the contestants left are on her level.

Shinji: Genuinely likeable guy and has produced kino moments but the language barrier and his non confrontational nature makes him unlikely to drive content, still hope he wins.

Tayleigh: Boring, whiny loser.

Trish: Filipino nu-MDE retard who talks with an annoying fake ghetto voice and whose only interesting moments have come from production telling her what to do, quite literally female Damiel.

TJ: He's there I guess.

Jimmy: Can drive content but I just can't fucking stand him, I only enjoy watching Ben and TTS abuse him, aside from my dislike for him I really don't think he could carry the show on his back like Letty did in season 1.

Brian: Broke Brian. Unemployed Brian. No car payments Brian. Fentanyl Brian. Cuck Brian. Soup kitchen Brian. There's no use for him without Cole.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

What's the problem there? Hasn't Jimmy been firing off slurs like an AR-15 since the beginning, and has never gotten into trouble for it?

He started to talk about Nina (Letty)

 

[The Tall Man]

N*** word

Cole got kicked because he said Nigger?

 

[C. Cactus]

He started to talk about Nina (Letty)

Letty getting people from a completely different season of the show kicked off. Truly, her schemes are beyond our comprehension. 4D chess much? For real though, did Cole get kicked off because he talked about Letty or did he leave on his own because he was upset Sam yelled at him?

 

[Steinercard]

Here's the clip of Sam smashing the door with sound (stolen from twitter).
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Also, Tay is currently smashing Jet's Xbox with some wood lol

I was dumb enough to think Sam and Jet had a plan with Cole. And all that shit with the Xbox was to create more content. This entire bit proves me wrong. No matter what Cole said or did (All he did was shock horror mention Letty's real name which is already public knowledge) this was a gross overreaction that just exposes Sam's hairtrigger temper. None of this is planned or even improvised very well. It just exists at the whim of a mentally ill internet man and his gang of young, drugged out sycophants.

I am so disappointed. But at least some of that is on me for seeing what I wanted to see as opposed to what was actually there.

 

[The Real Me]

Ben tells the fish to destroy Cole's (Jet's) Xbox 360. Jimmy is especially worried about damaging the Halo 3 disc. The time anomaly has been erased and 1972 is exactly as it should be.

Also, after I stopped recording, Jimmy started going on an other one of his psychotic ramblings about people standing by as his mother abused him and how he's glad some guy is dead. Somebody also said "the new fish is a gamer girl", I don't recall if it was a production member or a fish.

After the dust settled, Jimmy raised concerns about the fact that the Xbox had Jet's personal game data on it, implying that Jet cared about the save data of a console two-generations out of date.

 

[CoolFool]

Cole's situation wasn't really like Letty's. Everyone hated Letty, included a large part of the fans. This makes her story even more amazing because despite having so many people against her and getting bullied relentlessly, she never gave up and pushed through until the very end. Cole might have the fish against him but he had a ton of supportive fans and was getting loot sent to him frequently and the crew giving him stuff to make things easier. Comparing him to Letty is just offensive at this point lol

These guys have not gone through even 1/100th of what Letty or even the rest of the season 1 fish went through and I don't see how they're going to keep this shit up for weeks. TBH the worst thing I've seen so far was Trish being sat on by fatty (which props to her for that) but other than that the fish really haven't done anything stressful or gross or scary.

 

[JungleRectum]

Sam should really take his anger out on Jet, who alone has done more damage to the show than anyone else combined, but for whatever reason, Sam is incapable of bringing himself to correct the behaviour of his own employees, which is strange considering all his talk about making good art and shit, and he has no problem giving feedback to people not on his payroll...

 

[The Tall Man]

Cole's situation wasn't really like Letty's. Everyone hated Letty, included a large part of the fans. This makes her story even more amazing because despite having so many people against her and getting bullied relentlessly, she never gave up and pushed through until the very end. Cole might have the fish against him but he had a ton of supportive fans and was getting loot sent to him frequently and the crew giving him stuff to make things easier. Comparing him to Letty is just offensive at this point lol

These guys have not gone through even 1/100th of what Letty or even the rest of the season 1 fish went through and I don't see how they're going to keep this shit up for weeks. TBH the worst thing I've seen so far was Trish being sat on by fatty (which props to her for that) but other than that the fish really haven't done anything stressful or gross or scary.

Letty is a masochist, she didn't last because she stood strong against adversity, she lasted because she liked getting abused.

 

[CoolFool]

Sam tells TJ that there are more than one actors among the fish, CK is obviously one, but doesn't say who the other one(s) are. Tells TJ that the good news is that the actors aren't eligible for the grand prize, so he's really only competing against a couple of fish rather than 6, and they're about to bring in another actor. Sam says he can tell the other fish this but it would probably be better if he keeps this information to himself and use it later down the road.

Who knows if what Sam is saying is true.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Sam calling brian a jewish rat

 

[C. Cactus]

Cole's situation wasn't really like Letty's. Everyone hated Letty, included a large part of the fans. This makes her story even more amazing because despite having so many people against her and getting bullied relentlessly, she never gave up and pushed through until the very end. Cole might have the fish against him but he had a ton of supportive fans and was getting loot sent to him frequently and the crew giving him stuff to make things easier. Comparing him to Letty is just offensive at this point lol

These guys have not gone through even 1/100th of what Letty or even the rest of the season 1 fish went through and I don't see how they're going to keep this shit up for weeks. TBH the worst thing I've seen so far was Trish being sat on by fatty (which props to her for that) but other than that the fish really haven't done anything stressful or gross or scary.

Several of them have licked Jimmy's belly button/armpit, one of them licked someone? (forget who)'s feet and Brian and CK had shit thrown on them. They are drinking almost every day and they were all MMA fighting each other (badly) just an hour ago. It's only day 10, things have escalated to a harder point thus far than they did last season. I always knew that no later seasons would compare to the first one, with how many ridiculous things had to work out perfectly for it to end up how it did, but by no means has this season been bad.

 

[Steinercard]

Sam should really take his anger out on Jet, who alone has done more damage to the show than anyone else combined, but for whatever reason, Sam is incapable of bringing himself to correct the behaviour of his own employees, which is strange considering all his talk about making good art and shit, and he has no problem giving feedback to people not on his payroll...

I can shit on Jet for his absolute shit managment on this thing. But Sam keeps enabling him. This shitshow is as much Sam's fault as Jet's. At best when confronted with the wiggers ineptitude he has very public violent tantrums instead of just nutting up and sacking Jet. Which is what he should've done after Fishtank 1. It's a good concept. It just needs more TLC. But Sam can't be bothered to provide it himself and he's too spineless to find people who would.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

A note for future readers. Anytime a good thing happens on this show and kino is at an all time high expect an immediate and sudden collapse. This happens without fail on Fishtank. This isn't to say Fishtank is all bad, but it's amazingly high moments are often marked by a sudden downfall soon after.

Season 1 day 3: After getting to know the fish the site goes offline because of Wigger foolery. Almost killed the show.

Season 1 day 9: The first eight days were marked by alliances, drama, good challenges, and well established dynamics. After this peak the show shits itself again during the Simmons elimination resulting in a contestant leaving, the most beloved contestant freaking out, and an outage of cams for multiple hours so the fish could recover.

Season one day 16: Seemingly after recovering from the day 9 disaster and back to it's high kino levels, the show loses it's most beloved contestant due to the inability to tard wrangle resulting in a severe content drought.

Season 1 day 33: After the content drought is forgotten about and freeloaders are finally getting settled in Letty is targeted an extensive amount while other fish are seemingly left alone. This is considered by many to be the worst day of season one for a reason.

Season 1 final challenge: The entirety of the cage 2 could be considered very boring and rigged with challenges that were not thought through. The only thing saving this was ending on a high note with the willy wonka bit.

Season 2 day 5: After being gifted a bunch of amazing fish being capable of bouncing off of each other as well as leaning more into things lacking in the first season (shipping, side quests, quirky contestants with their own appeals, and every good aspect of season one) a bombshell is revealed resulting in all fish discovering they know of season one. This results in major arcs being severed, two of the better content makers leaving, and a fear of every bit in this season being fake and gay.

Season 2 day 10: After recovering from the big reveal and licking wounds, it seems like a new narrative has been formed and that the fish have settled into more official roles as contestants. Day is interrupted by unwarranted karate lesson, Cole (the literal center of the show) becomes self aware and is either kicked off or quits (still hasn't been confirmed either way).

This is known as Fishtank Law. As levels of kino continue to rise, the likelihood of a sudden and more severe drop in kino approaches.

I am curious as to how they will try and get season 2 to recover. Season one had Letty, who grew into her own as a likeable resilient contestant. Season two does not have any contestant you can truly lean on anymore.

As of right now, season one and two have been fairly consistent with their kino collapses. Season one had a drop on day three and nine while season two had a drop off on day five and ten. Expect another drop off around days 17-20.

 

[CoolFool]

Several of them have licked Jimmy's belly button/armpit, one of them licked someone? (forget who)'s feet and Brian and CK had shit thrown on them. They are drinking almost every day and they were all MMA fighting each other (badly) just an hour ago. It's only day 10, things have escalated to a harder point thus far than they did last season. I always knew that no later seasons would compare to the first one, with how many ridiculous things had to work out perfectly for it to end up how it did, but by no means has this season been bad.

I'm not saying it's bad, just saying it's amazing to look back on season 1 even with all of its problems and realize how much tougher the first fish were, even pathetic whiny Daminel put up with more than the current fish. Season one had points where it was so disgusting that I couldn't watch. Fatty was screaming at Sylvia non-stop. Being trapped in a room all day with blaring sounds. Stuck on a bed with Fatty pissing on it. Etc... TTS was a lot crueler too.

All that being said, I'm remaining hopeful that the show will go on and we'll see some entertaining content.

 

[Cringestorian X]

well at least cole is still winning something

sayonara you magnificent bastard

 

[C. Cactus]

I'm not saying it's bad, just saying it's amazing to look back on season 1 even with all of its problems and realize how much tougher the first fish were, even pathetic whiny Daminel put up with more than the current fish. Season one had points where it was so disgusting that I couldn't watch. Fatty was screaming at Sylvia non-stop. Being trapped in a room all day with blaring sounds. Stuck on a bed with Fatty pissing on it. Etc... TTS was a lot crueler too.

All that being said, I'm remaining hopeful that the show will go on and we'll see some entertaining content.

You're right, all that stuff was much worse than what the season 2 contestants have been through, and it was great content. But none of those things happened before day 10. Fatty wasn't even on the show yet, if I remember correctly.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Just got back from work and fucking Cole left? Are you kidding me? The season is over. This is completely unsustainable. Jet might as well just completely dump the cast he has now and start over this isn't working at all. People clearly aren't in it to win.