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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 522 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 180 17.5%

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    1,031
Cole might have the fish against him but he had a ton of supportive fans and was getting loot sent to him frequently and the crew giving him stuff to make things easier.
Cole's life sounds like it is in a much better spot than Letty's was, so him choosing to stay and endure that torture would have been retarded. The autist just hoped to make friends and ended up everyone hating him.
 
Letty is a masochist, she didn't last because she stood strong against adversity, she lasted because she liked getting abused.
Bullshit. Letty broke down crying when she thought she had to massage Fatty's rotten diabetic feet. She's isn't a masochist. Her giggling and smiling is a defense mechanism. When she's upset or anxious or feels like crying she giggles instead.
 
I know this is off topic, but out of couriosity: What is Letty doing these days?
Still Canadian
All he did was shock horror mention Letty's real name which is already public knowledge
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Just got back from work and fucking Cole left? Are you kidding me? The season is over. This is completely unsustainable. Jet might as well just completely dump the cast he has now and start over this isn't working at all. People clearly aren't in it to win.
Just found out too. Don't care not changing my endorsement of him. Everyone else sucks.
 
I'm not sure how much has already been summed up but I doubt I'm gonna keep watching to summarize things now that the main content got kicked/left. I'll try to take it from the top starting last night but I doubt I'll get it all.
There was a 'group counseling' therapy challenge after the women empowerment challenge. Really funny stuff, they pretended they wanted them to just be dominant and not actually abusive like they were (making Cole crawl around on all fours, Shinji pig sounds even though he enjoyed it, that kind of thing). Everyone circled up and things got way too real fast when Production asked Jimmy "Whats this about an anti-cole alliance?" Instantly airing out the worst shit. Jimmy plays dumb to which production says he can't lie before eventually moving on to another topic. Brian, CJ, and Trish. For what felt like hours they had actual arguments calling each other dumb fucks for coming on the show among other things, it ended with CJ sobbing in the goon cave door. Sam poked his head in, she tried to say something, but he slammed the door so that was funny. Also in the same session was the Cole roast. Everyone had a bone to pick and it was obvious at this point, even Sam got in on it. Cole you're to up your own ass, you're too full of yourself, you're a massive narcissist. He got the works. I don't remember what else was discussed but those were the main things other than Tay outright accusing Cole of stealing her panties. He said no and is shocked when she keeps insisting because "I know criminal body language, your palms say you did it." Hilarious.
Things wind down and everyone is unsure if Cole took ANYTHING from the talkdown. Production decides to cool everyone off with some truth or dare! Fun. If you pick truth you HAVE to tell the truth, production will check cams to verify if they need to. If you don't they say "he lied" and fine you 20 chips. If you pick dare you HAVE to do the dare, but you gain 10 chips for being brave. If you don't, 20 chip penalty. Shit got hectic fast, Tay got drunk off her ass because of being dared to drink way too much, TJ got dared to lick both of Cole's feet heel to toe (which he did), and Shinji got truth'd into telling more about his past. I'll get more into that later but he's fucked up beyond repair. Something to note is that Tay Truth'd Cole, asking "Did you fuck with my panties." Cole said no, Jet said "that's a lie" and everyone went nuts. After Tay was done yelling Jet clarified "He didn't take them, he just moved them off the floor, but that's fucking with in my book :/". Hilarious. Now that Cole was cleared of being a sex pest, Tay refuses to apologize for about an hour until 5 TTS messages grill her about it. We got a half assed apology which no one else cared about. "He's still a pervert" the moment he was out of the room.
Nothing else too wild I think. CJ had to eat some mussels out of the can, Jimmy ate an entire cake in less than a minute, I think Tay had to lick Jimmy's bellybutton. After the bellybutton lick Shinji was called on for a 'boner check' to which both parties verbally consented to. "No boner.... is not hard..." thumbs up at the camera. Great job shinji...
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After this everyone goes to bed, except Shinji. He's had too much to drink so he's sitting at the bar talking. Drinking may help the feelings go away, but if you drink too much they come back harder and he learned that the hard way. For the next hour or so he spilled his life story at the bar. He's disappointment with how the world treated him and would give everything to have one of those SAO anime virtual reality worlds. Not just VR, but a new world where no one could hurt him for being him. He talked about how his family never appreciated him, how college got him no approval from the ones he cared about, and the only thing wanted from him was "Money....". He became a male prostitute I assume the year he turned 18, maybe sooner but I doubt he'd admit that. Prostitution, Porn shoots, anything to make money to impress his family. At least with the money he could buy a VR set and a computer. After spending his body on VR Shinji admits it wasn't at all what he wanted. "Just screen. Just a screen against eyes..." By now he was sniffling to himself and playing with a cigarette someone gave him. His dream wasn't what he wanted, but that's when he decided to come to America. Everyone told him American colleges were more advanced, so he'd learn HERE and he himself would make that anime porn dungeon sex world a reality. He talks about how despite all this it goes back to money again. College is expensive for foreign students. To cap that off Shinji felt bad and said he'd go to bed after saying something Happy about his life. He sat silently for about five minutes before just mumbling something about the show, saying Don't Die and going to bed.

Morning comes! Woohoo! I don't remember everything that happened this morning but the highlights start when Cole stands in his room talking to the camera as usual. He's leaving, for real this time. He says the talk last night may have been played up for the camera, but they brought up some good points. He needs to improve himself and he can't do that ON this show. The other people need the money more, he's already set, he can do his own thing and be better off. After ranting for awhile about leaving someone mentions "What would noble 6 do? Did they just give up?" That somehow got Cole to stay. Of course noble 6 died in the end but that's foreshadowing for later. Production decides to fan the lone wolf fire a bit more. They bring Cole a fucking Xbox 360 with 4 controllers. Judge plays co-op with him for a bit.
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The other fish are MALDING about it, instantly grouping up in bedroom 3 to plan how to finally ruin cole. They mix a bunch of grits, sugar, ketchup, anything they can find to dump on him when he comes out. They're pissed. Someone goes to look and notices he has TWO xboxs and says he just doesn't want to share. One of the xboxs was broke so they brought in a second one... Judge comes in, plays co-op for awhile while the poor people come up with a way to ruin all of Cole's belongings. Eventually Shinji is sent over to 'see if Cole is being cool if we let him" but doesn't return. This is because Cole was being cool and offered Shinji a controller which he happily took. After about an hour passes of TTS mocking everyone in B3 (Trish, Brian, CJ, Tay for a bit, Jimmy, that other guy who wore a dress) Cole gets called down with shinji to bond over Boxing.
The boxing was great, Shinji and Cole hitting it off. Eventually Jimmy is brought down to fight cole and gets his ass handed to him. After Jimmy mentions he has martial arts history for ''''''''12 years'''''' Goldstriker offers him 250k to "kill shawn (the instructor) right now." As you can imagine Jimmy got his ass handed to him a second time.
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While all of this is happening, Brian has enough. He orders his pet dog Trish into Cole's room to shred all of his clothes, which she does without question. Cole goes upstairs and finds his things ruined and freaks out. He breaks a bed, he throws some stuff on the walls, the usual. Eventually he talks about how production is fucking up for letting it get this way, mentioning season 1. John mentioned, Letty mentioned.. But he calls her Nina. Nina! Was that what did him in? Shortly after Nina was mentioned goldstiker tells him he's fucked if he keeps mentioning season 1 despite it happening multiple times before with others. He packs his bags, and Ben tells him to leave. "Your replacement is here." followed by Cole "Perfect." Trish is pissing herself in her room with an ear to the wall, but the moment Cole goes downstairs she starts bragging to everyone about how Cole is gone like some sort of mexican Valley girl.


It's heavily rumored that Cole is a shark now, but I don't believe it and I don't really care if he is, he was the only thing causing conflict but they fumbled the ball and ran him out 10 (ten) days into the show.. That's the write up for all the mess that happened from what I remember. Jet it up
 
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TTS Blames Sam for Cole's departure:
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as someone familiar with performance enhancing drugs, taking testosterone and especially trenbolone will shorten your temper. its kind of a 0-100 thing where you will want to smash someone's face in because they annoyed you by walking in front of you
 
The new freeloaders better carry this shitshow because damn the cast now is easily the least popular of the lot.
Shinji is just japanese and kinda boring, TJ only really talks when drunk, Tay does literally nothing and probably is still talking about her underwear. Brian/Trish/whateverhernameis are just boring as fuck fake drama and Jimmy is fine at times but annoying the rest depending on if he is making up bullshit which is most the time or just being a bit retarded which is funny.
 
The new freeloaders better carry this shitshow because damn the cast now is easily the least popular of the lot.
Shinji is just japanese and kinda boring, TJ only really talks when drunk, Tay does literally nothing and probably is still talking about her underwear. Brian/Trish/whateverhernameis are just boring as fuck fake drama and Jimmy is fine at times but annoying the rest depending on if he is making up bullshit which is most the time or just being a bit retarded which is funny.
I don't know... watching TJ trying to build a box fort is pretty interesting. Sad, but interesting.
 
Does anyone know what exactly is wrong with TJ? Like when he drinks, he seems to talk fine, but when sober, he has so much trouble getting the words out and it takes forever to get his point across. He doesn't exactly act like a typical sperg, but something obviously isn't right. Is it just bad social anxiety or something?
 
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I've been trying to upload this directly but it's large and inevitably messes up. Here is Cole's final time in B2, including Sam and Ben.
I know not all of you are willing to watch the whole video, so if you're still on the fence on whether Cole was a good resilient contestant whose detective bit production put up for him redeemed him of all his faults, please read these quotes from his rant. Right beforehand he was throwing shit around over finding his expensive clothes cut up, which is the gayest most embarrassing thing to be upset about, ever.

"If they fuck up my jacket, I'm gonna leave. They can do anything else, but this jacket... they only did one run of it a couple years ago and you can't buy them anymore." "Last season didn't have a guy like me. There was no Cole last season." "Oh, you wanna kick me in the head with the fucking sparring thing? That was so fucking funny, like it was so fucking funny the first time with Jon, the dude with the speech impediment. And he fell for it, I'm not gonna for that. What's Jon's IQ? Something normal? My IQ, I'll just say this, it's arrogant, but I think it's on the higher end of the people in this house." "They don't do weightlifting anymore because I'll just smoke everyone, because it won't be funny, right? It's funny whenever I fuck up." "And I do make noises during sex, I don't like being put on the spot like that. The redheaded guy with the pot belly is like 'Oh, sex noises, hahaha' it's like, okay, whatever."

At this point he starts talking about S1 like they hadn't briefed everyone on not doing just that, as a clear act of spite.

"I think people expected Megan to be like Sylvia, but they're opposite personality-wise. There's no Jon this season, if there was it would be TJ. And people tried to say that I was the Vance, I don't think he's as aggressive as me." "As for Nina, I don't say Letty, but Nina, she... that is Trish, hands down. There was no Brian last season, because there was no overt asshole. And as for Mauro... there is no Mauro this season. And Ella, there is no Ella this season." "The real reason they sounded terrified of me leaving this morning is because that would be number four. To lose almost half the people the first week, that's not good. So what do you do? Bring Halo 3." At this exact moment Sam busts in and the timing is perfect. It's like they'd rehearsed this.

The autist just hoped to make friends and ended up everyone hating him.
He said like a dozen different times that he sees no use for male friends, still unwilling to accept his predicament as an autist. This whole "making friends" talk came only after everyone turned on him for being an unabashed asshole.

Besides, he's not resilient and almost up and left the LARP when Trisha told him to say "I'm gay" during the Women's Lib challenge. He's not a source of content by himself and had to have production make Trisha kiss him into a love triangle, which he nosedove out of by playing Pong while Trisha was upstairs fucking with Brian and KC, then telling her "I don't give a fuck" when she asked him "what should we do." Being the season's disaffected literally-me is not grounds for staying in the tank, think of what happened to Vance when he turned down the menace challenge. At least Vance worked his ass off during the disability challenge.

Before Sam broke his door down he was all talk about how he had production by the balls based on how he would've been the fourth to leave in two weeks, but Sam dances to a different tune. Making Jet beg you not to leave for an hour alone your room until they coddle you, refusing to play along in the slightest with bits and challenges whenever they don't suit you (vide Jon), and most of all deliberately talking about six of last season's contestants in a temper tantrum over a mild hazing like having your clothes torn up, will all get you kicked out by Sam. Fishtank is not for thin-skinned pussies who roll their eyes and slump at the first sign of adversity, and they can't bring out treats and candies out on a silver platter whenever this son of a thousandaire gets fed up.
 
"If they fuck up my jacket, I'm gonna leave. They can do anything else, but this jacket... they only did one run of it a couple years ago and you can't buy them anymore." "Last season didn't have a guy like me. There was no Cole last season." "Oh, you wanna kick me in the head with the fucking sparring thing? That was so fucking funny, like it was so fucking funny the first time with Jon, the dude with the speech impediment. And he fell for it, I'm not gonna for that. What's Jon's IQ? Something normal? My IQ, I'll just say this, it's arrogant, but I think it's on the higher end of the people in this house." "They don't do weightlifting anymore because I'll just smoke everyone, because it won't be funny, right? It's funny whenever I fuck up." "And I do make noises during sex, I don't like being put on the spot like that. The redheaded guy with the pot belly is like 'Oh, sex noises, hahaha' it's like, okay, whatever."
This is the guy you people were raving about? lmao what a crybaby loser. This makes Mauro the sassy gay Mexican look Alpha. He never once whined like this.
 
The new freeloaders better carry this shitshow because damn the cast now is easily the least popular of the lot.
Shinji is just japanese and kinda boring, TJ only really talks when drunk, Tay does literally nothing and probably is still talking about her underwear. Brian/Trish/whateverhernameis are just boring as fuck fake drama and Jimmy is fine at times but annoying the rest depending on if he is making up bullshit which is most the time or just being a bit retarded which is funny.
It's Chip.
Things have never been so Joever.

nvmd. It's Fat Skrillex.
 
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"If they fuck up my jacket, I'm gonna leave. They can do anything else, but this jacket... they only did one run of it a couple years ago and you can't buy them anymore."
If he cared that much about it, then why the hell did he bring it? I don't remember which fish said it, but one of the S1 fish said they were told before hand not to bring anything they weren't prepared to have destroyed (outside of medication obviously). I'm sure they gave S2 fish the same warning, and even if they hadn't, Cole watched S1 and should have remembered they destroyed everyone's stuff.

What a loser lol
 
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