There was a 'group counseling' therapy challenge after the women empowerment challenge. Really funny stuff, they pretended they wanted them to just be dominant and not actually abusive like they were (making Cole crawl around on all fours, Shinji pig sounds even though he enjoyed it, that kind of thing). Everyone circled up and things got way too real fast when Production asked Jimmy "
Whats this about an anti-cole alliance?" Instantly airing out the worst shit. Jimmy plays dumb to which production says he can't lie before eventually moving on to another topic. Brian, CJ, and Trish. For what felt like hours they had actual arguments calling each other dumb fucks for coming on the show among other things, it ended with CJ sobbing in the goon cave door. Sam poked his head in, she tried to say something, but he slammed the door so that was funny. Also in the same session was the Cole roast. Everyone had a bone to pick and it was obvious at this point, even Sam got in on it. Cole you're to up your own ass, you're too full of yourself, you're a massive narcissist. He got the works. I don't remember what else was discussed but those were the main things other than Tay outright accusing Cole of stealing her panties. He said no and is shocked when she keeps insisting because "
I know criminal body language, your palms say you did it." Hilarious.
Things wind down and everyone is unsure if Cole took ANYTHING from the talkdown. Production decides to cool everyone off with some truth or dare! Fun. If you pick truth you
HAVE to tell the truth, production will check cams to verify if they need to. If you don't they say "he lied" and fine you 20 chips. If you pick dare you
HAVE to do the dare, but you gain 10 chips for being brave. If you don't, 20 chip penalty. Shit got hectic fast, Tay got drunk off her ass because of being dared to drink way too much, TJ got dared to lick both of Cole's feet heel to toe (which he did), and Shinji got truth'd into telling more about his past. I'll get more into that later but he's fucked up beyond repair. Something to note is that Tay Truth'd Cole, asking "Did you fuck with my panties." Cole said no, Jet said "that's a lie" and everyone went nuts. After Tay was done yelling Jet clarified "He didn't take them, he just moved them off the floor, but that's fucking with in my book :/". Hilarious. Now that Cole was cleared of being a sex pest, Tay refuses to apologize for about an hour until 5 TTS messages grill her about it. We got a half assed apology which no one else cared about. "He's still a pervert" the moment he was out of the room.
Nothing else too wild I think. CJ had to eat some mussels out of the can, Jimmy ate an entire cake in less than a minute, I think Tay had to lick Jimmy's bellybutton. After the bellybutton lick Shinji was called on for a 'boner check' to which both parties verbally consented to. "No boner.... is not hard..." thumbs up at the camera. Great job shinji...
After this everyone goes to bed, except Shinji. He's had too much to drink so he's sitting at the bar talking. Drinking may help the feelings go away, but if you drink too much they come back harder and he learned that the hard way. For the next hour or so he spilled his life story at the bar. He's disappointment with how the world treated him and would give everything to have one of those SAO anime virtual reality worlds. Not just VR, but a new world where no one could hurt him for being him. He talked about how his family never appreciated him, how college got him no approval from the ones he cared about, and the only thing wanted from him was "Money....". He became a male prostitute I assume the year he turned 18, maybe sooner but I doubt he'd admit that. Prostitution, Porn shoots, anything to make money to impress his family. At least with the money he could buy a VR set and a computer. After spending his body on VR Shinji admits it wasn't at all what he wanted. "Just screen. Just a screen against eyes..." By now he was sniffling to himself and playing with a cigarette someone gave him. His dream wasn't what he wanted, but that's when he decided to come to America. Everyone told him American colleges were more advanced, so he'd learn HERE and he himself would make that anime porn dungeon sex world a reality. He talks about how despite all this it goes back to money again. College is expensive for foreign students. To cap that off Shinji felt bad and said he'd go to bed after saying something Happy about his life. He sat silently for about five minutes before just mumbling something about the show, saying
Don't Die and going to bed.
Morning comes! Woohoo! I don't remember everything that happened this morning but the highlights start when Cole stands in his room talking to the camera as usual. He's leaving, for real this time. He says the talk last night may have been played up for the camera, but they brought up some good points. He needs to improve himself and he can't do that ON this show. The other people need the money more, he's already set, he can do his own thing and be better off. After ranting for awhile about leaving someone mentions "
What would noble 6 do? Did they just give up?" That somehow got Cole to stay. Of course noble 6 died in the end but that's foreshadowing for later. Production decides to fan the lone wolf fire a bit more. They bring Cole a fucking
Xbox 360 with 4 controllers. Judge plays co-op with him for a bit.
The other fish are MALDING about it, instantly grouping up in bedroom 3 to plan how to finally ruin cole. They mix a bunch of grits, sugar, ketchup, anything they can find to dump on him when he comes out. They're pissed. Someone goes to look and notices he has TWO xboxs and says he just doesn't want to share. One of the xboxs was broke so they brought in a second one... Judge comes in, plays co-op for awhile while the poor people come up with a way to ruin all of Cole's belongings. Eventually Shinji is sent over to 'see if Cole is being cool if we let him" but doesn't return. This is because Cole was being cool and offered Shinji a controller which he happily took. After about an hour passes of TTS mocking everyone in B3 (Trish, Brian, CJ, Tay for a bit, Jimmy, that other guy who wore a dress) Cole gets called down with shinji to bond over Boxing.
The boxing was great, Shinji and Cole hitting it off. Eventually Jimmy is brought down to fight cole and gets his ass handed to him. After Jimmy mentions he has martial arts history for ''''''''12 years'''''' Goldstriker offers him 250k to "
kill shawn (the instructor) right now." As you can imagine Jimmy got his ass handed to him a second time.
While all of this is happening, Brian has enough. He orders his pet dog Trish into Cole's room to shred all of his clothes, which she does without question. Cole goes upstairs and finds his things ruined and freaks out. He breaks a bed, he throws some stuff on the walls, the usual. Eventually he talks about how production is fucking up for letting it get this way, mentioning season 1. John mentioned, Letty mentioned.. But he calls her Nina. Nina! Was that what did him in? Shortly after Nina was mentioned goldstiker tells him he's fucked if he keeps mentioning season 1 despite it happening multiple times before with others. He packs his bags, and Ben tells him to leave. "Your replacement is here." followed by Cole "Perfect." Trish is pissing herself in her room with an ear to the wall, but the moment Cole goes downstairs she starts bragging to everyone about how Cole is gone like some sort of mexican Valley girl.