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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 524 50.5%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.6%
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Apparently Cole spoiled some info about the attic while chatting in Meg's Discord server. Jet is none too happy:


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EDIT: Likely fake, take with a grain of salt
 
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Punished Borzoi said:
He was told to pack his stuff by Ben as he was already packing up his stuff and putting on his Jacket.
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This is all taking Cole at his word which you don't have to do, but he himself said he would have stayed if Ben never told him that although he was "mad as a hornet." If Ben telling him his replacement was on the way was the final straw that would be a critical and incompetent error on the side of the Wiggers.

Even if production thought Cole was quitting the idea that they would send up a member of the Crew to hint that he should leave or is eliminated is idiotic. This is your main cash cow and content maker, you don't send people up to encourage him to leave until it is absolutely 100% confirmed he quit. Even if unlikely, what if Cole was packing his stuff as a retarded coping mechanism. Again, I know it's unlikely, my point is that sending production up to encourage your main content cow to leave is insane.
 
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Lowercase I internet said:
This is all taking Cole at his word which you don't have to do, but he himself said he would have stayed if Ben never told him that although he was "mad as a hornet." If Ben telling him his replacement was on the way was the final straw that would be a critical and incompetent error on the side of the Wiggers.

Even if production thought Cole was quitting the idea that they would send up a member of the Crew to hint that he should leave or is eliminated is idiotic. This is your main cash cow and content maker, you don't send people up to encourage him to leave until it is absolutely 100% confirmed he quit. Even if unlikely, what if Cole was packing his stuff as a retarded coping mechanism. Again, I know it's unlikely, my point is that sending production up to encourage your main content cow to leave is insane.
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It is just the kind of retarded insanity someone who says this shit in public would do. Why the fuck is an autist like Cole expected to be a therapist?

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Because Cole was dumb enough to use his real name on Fishtank, and said his dad did metalwork, a very basic google search lead me to the family business. http://www.metalworksar.com/
Coincidentally, the business

Cole's dad, Damon

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Cole's mom, and former Mrs. Arkansas International 2017 First Runner-Up, Angie
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Some family photos taken from mom and dad's Facebook pages
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Cole in 11th grade
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The closest I've seen to the Pooner Cole picture.
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And Cole with the dirtiest 'stache
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They recently purchased a lovely 5 bedroom, 3 bathroom McMansion for $600k

He's laughing at the poors all the way home.
 

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My recordings from Meg's discord call with JC, Cole, Jimmy's sister, and Jon

Part 1 : Jimmy's Sister QnA Session


Part 2 : Cole QnA Session



Part 3 : Jontent Session


Part 4 : Extended QnA Session with Cole, JC asking Cole to do a stream together (we're so fucking back), Meg asking Cole to do an IRL stream together (ewww)


I stopped my last recording right after Megan said that she DM'ed Cole (around minutes 23 from @no-exit recording)
 
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curbside2 said:
To be fair part of this shows what’s wrong with these people. It seems that the money isn’t even a motivator. They all believe they’re going to spin this into a new career. How many of last seasons fish are paying all their bills with Fishtank career money? Is it only Josie?
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Cole himself laughed at the idea that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity "What opportunity? So I can become a streamer?"
 
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Cringestorian X said:
Part 1 : Jimmy's Sister QnA Session
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Listened to the first 8 or so minutes:

Sister is getting a degree in Special Education. Says she loves her brother but has very different views and does not condone the slurs or political views.

Other stuff:
1. Confirms Jimmy went to a college for people with learning difficulties ("retard college" as Jimmy calls it)

2. Confirms hoarder man is real, Jimmy is cleaning a guy's house out and not getting paid, but it keeps him busy and happy so the sister sees it as a good thing

3. Confirms all the crazy abuse shit Jimmy talks about is real and 100% happened. Said she also went to the same corrective school and it's as crazy as it sounds. Said they were made to soil themselves and do sexual things in return for basic privileges.

4. Confirms Jimmy did take kick boxing lessons for years.

I'm not listening to the rest of it because I'm tired af, some other kiwi can listen to the rest.
 
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curbside2 said:
A few people told me a culling/try out system isn't needed when I submitted my Hell Week idea a few pages back. What's the alternative here? Considering people are willing to lie to get on the show?

Edit: If Cole leaves how is this attenable?
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Something like this would probably be helpful but you’d have to hold a week of these kinds of tryouts over and over and over again for one thing if you can’t get enough contestants on board.

I’m not saying “don’t do it!”. I think it’s a good start But I think the idea itself needs to be discussed and refined some more, what would a “tryout” or purge entail? 🤔
 
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Jelq Cloaca said:
Because Cole was dumb enough to use his real name on Fishtank, and said his dad did metalwork, a very basic google search lead me to the family business. http://www.metalworksar.com/
Coincidentally, the business

Cole's dad, Damon

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Cole's mom, and former Mrs. Arkansas International 2017 First Runner-Up, Angie
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Some family photos taken from mom and dad's Facebook pages
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Cole in 11th grade
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The closest I've seen to the Pooner Cole picture.
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And Cole with the dirtiest 'stache
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They recently purchased a lovely 5 bedroom, 3 bathroom McMansion for $600k

He's laughing at the poors all the way home.
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Nice looking family. King Cole W, poors cope and sneed harder.
 
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